ince there is a speed of light and a speed of sound, is there a speed of smell?
yes.
The Scarecrow got a brain, Tin Man got a heart, Lion got courage, Dorothy got home, what did Toto get?
toto get totofish
What do chickens think we taste like?
they think they taste like gum.bcos evry tym we say yum they hear gum .
What do people in China call their good plates?
yang shoooy.
What do sheep count when they can't sleep?
money.
What do you call a bedroom with no bed in it?
no-bed-room
What do you call a male ladybird?
slightly abridged lady bird.
What happens if you get scared half to death...twice?
one half wud b +ve and other wud b -ve. so it cancels ot.
What happens if you go on a survival course and you don't pass?
u do it again.
What is the hokey pokey really all about?
hockey wen hit hard wud run fast and come a poke the hit-er in facebook.
What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?
go to jeni's home.
What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
no if its free gift we dont need to giv them any gift bak .otherwise we do.
What is the speed of dark?
total speed-speed of dark.
What kind of fruit is in Juicy Fruit gum?
gum juice
What makes cheese so confidential that we actually need cheese shredders?
cheese says cheesy dialogues which r to b used in next films and if its out people will knw the dailogues before its released.
What's the sound a name makes when it's dropped?
What's the synonym for thesaurus?
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go?
When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time it was to set it to?
Where do they get Spring water in the other 3 seasons?
Where is Old Zealand?
Which is the other side of the street?
Who killed the Dead Sea?
Who opened that first 'oyster' and said "My, my, my. Now doesn't 'this' look yummy!"
Who
was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze
these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out?"
Who was the first person to see an egg come from a chicken's butt and think, "I'll bet that would be good to eat?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?
Why are all blackboards called that when some of them are green?
Why are cigarettes sold in petrol stations when smoking is prohibited there?
Why are raisins called raisins if they are only dried grapes? Why not just call them dried grapes?
Why are violets blue and not violet?
Why are you expected to slow down in a speed zone?
Why did the pot call the kettle black?
Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
Why do flamingos stand on only one leg?
Why do flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?
Why do pigs have curly tails?
Why do the signs that say "Slow Children" have a picture of a running child?
Why do they call it 'chilli' if it's hot?
Why do they call it quicksand when it sucks you down slowly?
Why do they make scented toilet paper?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Why
do tourists go to the top of tall buildings and then put money in
telescopes so they can see things on the ground in close-up?
Why do we call something sent by car a shipment and something sent by ship a cargo?
Why do we kill people for killing people to show that killing is wrong?
Why do we put shirts in a suitcase, and put suits in a garment bag?
Why do we say "a pair of pants" when there is only one article of clothing involved?
Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
Why do wise guy and wise man mean entirely different things?
Why do you feet smell and your nose runs?
Why does a grapefruit look nothing like a grape?
Why don't they call moustaches "mouthbrows?"
Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
Why is a boxing ring square?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
Why is it that bullets ricochet off of Superman's chest, but he ducks when the gun is thrown at him?
Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of the song?
Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
Why is your index finger the same size as your nostrils?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
You
know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes'why
can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
rest tomoro🤣sleepy.🤣
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