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Help Suzy

A third grade teacher always took role call each morning and had the pupils' answer by reciting a short poem. The first kid sat in the first row was a teacher's pet.

He stood and said, "My name is Dan, and when I become a man, I would like to go to Japan if I can, and I think I can."

The next kid was a little girl who sat in the middle of the room.

She stood up and answered the roll call by stating, "My name is Suzy, and when I become a lady I would like to have a baby if I can, and I think I can."

The next on the list was Little Johnny, sitting in the back of the room.

He stood up and said, "My name is Johnny, and I don't give a damn about Japan but I would like to help Suzy in her plan if I can and I think I can!"

                                               BETTER JOB

Grandpa and granddaughter were sitting talking when she asked, "Did God made you, Grandpa?"
"Yes, God made me," the grandfather answered.
A few minutes later, the little girl asked him, "Did God make me too?"
"Yes, He did," the older man answered.
For a few minutes, the little girl seemed to be studying her grandpa, as well as her own reflection in the mirror, while her grandfather wondered what was running through her mind. At last she spoke up.
"You know, Grandpa," she said, "God's doing a lot better job lately."

Say the blessings!

A wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?"
"I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied.
"Just say what you hear Mommy say," the wife answered.
The daughter bowed her head and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"

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Posted: 14 February 2005 at 4:32am | IP Logged
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mumbai_masti Senior Member
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Posted: 15 February 2005 at 9:26am | IP Logged
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Posted: 21 February 2005 at 5:51pm | IP Logged
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Posted: 22 February 2005 at 4:45am | IP Logged
I have read them all in the past... but its good to read it again... LOL LOL
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Posted: 22 February 2005 at 4:55am | IP Logged
ha ha ha ha....
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Posted: 22 February 2005 at 7:48am | IP Logged
ahahaha esp da last 1 is funniiiiiiiiLOL
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