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Posted: 13 February 2005 at 12:36pm | IP Logged

                                      Queen Elizabeth

The story is told of a day when Queen Elizabeth had the Duke Of Edenbourgh over for a cup of tea. The conversation turned equestrian and the Queen was telling the Duke about her new prize horse.
After a spell of ranting and raving over this horse the Duke said, "Well, then, let's see this fine animal!"
So the Queen and the Duke went over to the stables to admire the horse.
At one point the Queen walked around the horse, just as it let out an earth trembling belch, with a smell that....
The Queen turned a bit red and said, "Oh, I am terribly sorry about that!"
"Oh, that's quite alright," the Duke replied, "I had thought it was the horse!"

                          George W Bush

George W Bush wanted a special postage stamp issued, with his picture on it. He so instructed his Postmaster General, stressing that it should be of international quality.
The stamps were duly released of the stamp, he began hearing complaints that the stamps were not sticking properly, and become furious.
He called the chief of the Secret Service and ordered him to investigate the matter.
The chief checked the matter out at several post offices, and then reported on the problem to Bush.
He said, "Sir, the stamp is really of international quality. The problem is, our citizens are spitting on the wrong side!"

    A true story from the Japanese Embassy in US

Laloo Prasad was given some Basic English conversation training before he visits Washington and meets with President Bill Clinton.
The instructor told Laloo, "Laloo ji, when you shake hand with President Clinton, please say how are you . Then Mr. Clinton should say, "I am fine, and you?" Now you should say me too. Afterwards we, translators, will do all the work for you."
It looks quite simple, but the truth is ....
When Laloo Prasad met Clinton, he mistakenly said, "Who Are you?".
Mr. Clinton was a bit shocked but still managed to react with humor: "Well, I am Hilary's husband, ha ha..."
Then Mori replied confidently, "Me too, ha ha ha."
Then there was a long silent moment in the meeting room.

PreityGirl Senior Member
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Posted: 13 February 2005 at 5:29pm | IP Logged
LOL LOL LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH!
Nankri IF-Rockerz
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Posted: 13 February 2005 at 6:26pm | IP Logged
LOLLOLLOL
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Posted: 13 February 2005 at 6:58pm | IP Logged
LOL
mumbai_masti Senior Member
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Posted: 13 February 2005 at 11:27pm | IP Logged

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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fatty1 Goldie
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Posted: 14 February 2005 at 4:33am | IP Logged
what's with the leaders?LOL
cowz_lover Senior Member
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Posted: 15 February 2005 at 5:33pm | IP Logged
lolzzzzzzzzzz
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Posted: 16 February 2005 at 12:43pm | IP Logged

LOLvery funny

 

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