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jas Goldie

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Posts: 1385

Posted: 13 February 2005 at 4:07am | IP Logged

Wife: Why are you home so early?
Husband: My boss told me to go to hell.

• Q. Why is 6 afraid of 7?
A. Because 7, 8, 9 !!!

• A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
"I don't know, son, I'm still paying"

• "Look, guide, here are some lion tracks."
"Good. You see where they go and I'll find out where they came from."

• When I was born they fired a 21-gun salute.
Too bad they missed.

• Q: Can you do anything that other people can't?
A: Sure, I can read my handwriting.

• A man was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge said, "What will you take....30 days or $30.
"The man replied, "I think I'll take the money."

• Q: What did the light bulb say to the switch?
A: You turn me on.

• Q: What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
A: Stick with me and we'll go places!

• Q: Know what the difference between in-laws and outlaws is?
A: Outlaws are wanted!

x_TaniSha_x Senior Member

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Posted: 13 February 2005 at 12:17pm | IP Logged
Thnx... for tha jokez.. lol im guna say this on every one!Tongue
fatty1 Goldie

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urooj Goldie

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rabeeak2003 IF-Dazzler

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Posts: 3898

Posted: 22 February 2005 at 5:46pm | IP Logged

LOL! hahaha

Nankri IF-Rockerz

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*~sheena*~ Senior Member

Joined: 18 November 2004
Posts: 528

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LOL lolz
*~Sapna~* IF-Rockerz

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