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jas Goldie
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jas

Joined: 04 January 2005
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Posted: 13 February 2005 at 3:44am | IP Logged

God thought that since he couldn't b everywhere he made a mother.
Then devil thought that he couldn't b everywhere he made a mother-in-law.

• Q: Why did the tomato turned red?
A: Because he saw the salad dressing.

• What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?

• A recruit who wasn't really meant to be a soldier went out to the rifle range for the first time. He missed every target and most of the hills behind them. Despondent, he said to the sergeant, "I think I'll just go and shoot myself."
The sergeant said, "Better take a couple of extra bullets!"

fatty1 Goldie
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Joined: 08 January 2005
Posts: 1643

Posted: 13 February 2005 at 12:56pm | IP Logged
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