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• Q: Why are Egyptian's Children always confused??
A: Because after death, their daddy becomes the mummy.

• An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope. Santa was observing him. Suddenly a star falls, seeing that Santa shouted, "Kya nishana lagaya hai!"

• Banta: Why is the Police nicknamed "The heart of the country"?
Santa: It beats, beats, beats....

• Once Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college. You know whyy?
Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is leaking.

• Q: What four letter word starts with F and ends with K and if a man can't get it he uses his hands?
A: Fork

• Santa: Do you know the meaning of WIFE. It means...Without Information Fighting Evrytime!
Jeeto: It could also mean - With Idiot For Ever.

• Santa: What kind of a wife do you want?
Pappu: Exactly like moon; which appears in the night and disappears in the morning!

• Q: What does a lazy dog chase?
A: Parked cars.

• Waiter, waiter, do you have frog's legs?
Certainly, Sir!
Well hop over here and get me a sandwich!

LOL

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Posted: 22 February 2005 at 5:50pm | IP Logged
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Posted: 22 February 2005 at 7:07pm | IP Logged
LOL
*~Sapna~* IF-Rockerz
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Posted: 22 February 2005 at 8:14pm | IP Logged
LOL
-misha IF-Sizzlerz
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Posted: 23 February 2005 at 4:37am | IP Logged
nice one
karkrish Newbie
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Posted: 23 February 2005 at 4:43pm | IP Logged
thats a nice one my friend.LOL
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Posted: 23 February 2005 at 4:45pm | IP Logged
wow these jokes are gud LOL
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