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Posted: 25 November 2010 at 2:44pm | IP Logged
Okay, I will keep it simple and clear. All you have to do is post funny shayari about contestants but not to make it too offensive or vulgar.

PS: These are just for fun, I hold nothing against any contestant and I like 'em all equally. 

Let me start with a few:

Boond boond hai banta sagar(Audience: "waah waah, waah waah")
Boond boond hai banta saagar
dhaaga dhaaga banti chaadar

Asli sazaa toh unhe milni chahiye, jo hai dolly ke mother aur father.


Tairna hai to samundar mein tairo,
Nadi naalo mein rakha kya hai,
Mohabbat karni hai to apni Dolly se karo,
In Shweta-Veena mein rakha kya hai''


Ashmit to Veena:

Teri zulfein hain ya koi ghana saaya
Teri zulfein hain ya koi ghana saaya
zara do minute rook, mein moot ke aaya.


Stolen from Raju Srivastav

Khudi ko kar ke buland itna chadhi woh jaise taise
Khudi ko kar ke buland itna chadhi woh jaise taise
Khuda ne Dolly se khud pucha, "abey ab utregi kaise?!"


Idea stolen from somewhere(yaad nahi)

Veena and Ashmit asked teacher: Kya chote baccho ke bacche ho sakte hai?
Teacher: No.
Ashmit to Veena: Bas dekha! Tu aise hi dar rahi thi.



Special one for Sara

Tere husn ki kya taareef karoon
Tera bandar jaise hai moo
Tere zulfo ki kya taareef karoon
Teray ek ek baal mein hai joo
 ROFL

----EDIT-----
You can post PJs(Pakaav Jokes) as well Wink


Edited by DharmeshSir - 25 November 2010 at 11:00pm

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Posted: 25 November 2010 at 2:51pm | IP Logged
i don't klnow how 2 write poems.
so, i'll just say 'wah..wah..wah..' 2 the postsLOL
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Posted: 25 November 2010 at 3:39pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by Rasny

i don't klnow how 2 write poems.
so, i'll just say 'wah..wah..wah..' 2 the postsLOL

Hahah that works too. Wink
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Posted: 25 November 2010 at 3:46pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by DharmeshSir

Originally posted by Rasny

i don't klnow how 2 write poems.
so, i'll just say 'wah..wah..wah..' 2 the postsLOL

Hahah that works too. Wink
but no poems 2 say wah...wah...LOL
mission failedLOLLOL
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Posted: 25 November 2010 at 3:59pm | IP Logged
OK i have one for the whole contestant!!!
 
Joh jeeta woh sikander
Joh hare woh sare bandhar!!!
 
I have one for Dolly...Created by me!!!
 
Nah main kisi se dharti hoon, na main kisi se dharti hoon...
sabse main panga lehti hoon...
Bolti rehti hoon sabke dajiya uradoungi...
Sabse ladne ki hai takat mujhmein sabke maa behen ne ek kerdoungi...
Leken jab ladne ke bari ati hai...mera body mera saath nehi dehta
mera  mou aur awazi se kaam chala lehta hoon...
Ab pata chala main kitni dongi hoon!!!ROFL

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Posted: 25 November 2010 at 4:00pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by Jesmina

OK i have one for the whole contestant!!!
 
Joh jeeta woh sikander
Joh hare woh sare bandhar!!!
 
I have one for Dolly...Created by me!!!
 
Nah main kisi se dharti hoon, na main kisi se dharti hoon...
sabse main panga lehti hoon...
Bolti rehti hoon sabke dajiya uradoungi...
Sabse ladne ki hai takat mujhmein sabke maa behen ne ek kerdoungi...
Leken jab ladne ke bari ati hai...mera body mera saath nehi dehta
mera  mou aur awazi se kaam chala lehta hoon...
Ab pata chala main kitni dongi hoon!!!ROFL
wah...wah...wah...LOLLOL
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Posted: 25 November 2010 at 4:08pm | IP Logged
On Veena Malik!!! Created by Me!!!
 
kerti nehi hoon main kisi ko nanga kyon ke main khood nangi washroom ghoomti hoonLOLLOLLOL
Bolti hoon main sabko main kisi ke pith piche baat nehi kerti hoon leken mohka milte hi  main sabke bouraiyan kerti hoon...
pouts and seduce kerna meri adaa hai
Same step dancing kerna meri aukad hai bas afsos yeh he hai ek bara sa stick nehi hai hold kerne ke liye kiya karoun majboor hoon sochoun big boss se pouchoon ek dandha lah doh tah ke main sakoun se nachounROFL
massage mera life hai sab kuch mera tight hai
and meri khoobsurati ka raaz sirf main aur mere aina ke bich hai!!!LOLLOLLOLLOL


Edited by Jesmina - 25 November 2010 at 4:09pm

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Posted: 25 November 2010 at 4:14pm | IP Logged
ON Manoj Tiwai!!!
 
My name is manoj tiwari sir
i dont know vodka mean sir
i enjoy sara ali marriage sir
i also same like shweta tiwari puttin bandook on the kanda of others
but goli no nikal sir only shweta tiwari nishani good sir!!!ROFL

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