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Posted: 12 February 2005 at 8:09pm | IP Logged
Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.

If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.

Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100 grand.

Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.

A couple came upon a wishing well. The wife leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The husband decided to make a wish, too But he leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The wife was stunned for a moment but then smiled, "It really works!"

Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.

Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.

A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

mango Global Moderator
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Posted: 12 February 2005 at 8:12pm | IP Logged
LOL nice ones buddy
popkurn IF-Rockerz
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Posted: 12 February 2005 at 8:17pm | IP Logged
LOLLOL
Tishy_Fishy Senior Member
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Posted: 12 February 2005 at 8:17pm | IP Logged
lol good ones!
Selina IF-Sizzlerz
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Posted: 12 February 2005 at 8:24pm | IP Logged
Good ones.
nish1 Senior Member
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Posted: 12 February 2005 at 8:29pm | IP Logged
LOL thanks
kline Groupbie
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Posted: 12 February 2005 at 10:39pm | IP Logged
LOL good ones.
mana Senior Member
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Posted: 12 February 2005 at 10:41pm | IP Logged

 

 lolz good one LOL

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