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MONTHLY MILESTONES OF An IT - GUY & GAL

Nisha82 Senior Member
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Posted: 12 February 2005 at 5:40pm | IP Logged
 

 MONTHLY MILESTONES OF AN IT-GUY  
 

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First Week

Second Week

Third Week

Fourth Week

a) Bank Balance

20000

2000

200

20

b) Conveyance

Auto ("I can afford it")

Share Auto ("I would like to share. I am selfless!")

Bus ("Public figures should travel by public transport")

Walk ("Good for health")

c) Girl Friends

Eena, Meena & Tina ("I can BUY love")

Meena &Tina ("I have enough girl friends")

Tina ("I am loyal to her")

"Huh! There is no pure love on earth!"

d) Mobile Maintenance

Frequent outgoing calls ("This is what mobile is invented for")

Restricted outgoing calls ("I should not create unnecessary traffic on mobile lines")

Rare outgoing calls ("Mobileshould be used in urgent situations only")

Only incoming calls ("I am not going to call her until she calls me")

e) Boozing

"Come, let's go to Goaand freak out!

"Man, there is nothing in Goa. Let's go to Mysore."

"The best place to booze on earth is our house itself. What say?"

"Drinking is injurious to health."


 
  MONTHLY MILESTONES OF AN IT-GIRL    
 

Heading

First Week

Second Week

Third Week

Fourth Week

a) Bank Balance

20000

20000    

 20000

20000

b) Conveyance

 Auto  ("after all my boy friend pays for it")

Auto  ("after all my boy friend pays for it")

Auto  ("after all my boy friend pays for it")

Auto  ("after all my boy friend pays for it")

c)  Boy  Friends

  Rahul, abhinav, saleem, Peter

 Sachin, sumeet, vinay

 Abhijeet, Ram, christopher...

Arun, Saketh, vimal.

d) Mobile Maintenance

 Only Incoming calls (Its for ppl 2 call me)

Only Incoming calls (Its for ppl 2 call me)

Only Incoming calls (Its for ppl 2 call me)

Only Incoming calls (Its for ppl 2 call me)

e) Boozing

"Come, let's go to Goaand freak out!

"Come, let's go to Kulu and freak out!

"Come, let's go to Shimla and freak out!

"Come, let's go to Darjeeling and freak out!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

fatty1 Goldie
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Posted: 12 February 2005 at 6:11pm | IP Logged
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Posts: 5186

Posted: 12 February 2005 at 6:21pm | IP Logged
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x_TaniSha_x Senior Member
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Joined: 16 January 2005
Posts: 638

Posted: 12 February 2005 at 6:28pm | IP Logged
LOLLOLLOLLOL



Sowwy!! Im Realliii Hyper!


Edited by x_TaniSha_x - 12 February 2005 at 6:29pm
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