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Life isn't fair to men

Nisha82 Senior Member
Nisha82
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Joined: 05 January 2005
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Posted: 12 February 2005 at 5:33pm | IP Logged
 

# Thought 1 #

When we are born, our mother's get the  compliments and the flowers.

When we are married, our brides get the presents and the publicity.

When we die, our widows get the life insurance. What do women want to be liberated from?


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# Thought 2 #



The average man's life consists of

Twenty years of having his mother ask him where  he is going,
Forty years of having his wife ask the same  question;
 
 
and at the end, the mourners wondering too.


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# Thought 3 #


A Man was walking down a street when he heard a
 voice from behind, "If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you."  
 
The man stopped and a big brick fell right
 in front of him. The man was astonished.  
 
He went on, and after a while he was going to cross the road.
 
 
Once again the voice shouted, "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you,  and you will die."

The man did as he was instructed, just as a car  came careening around the corner, barely missing  him.
 
 
The man asked. "Who are you?" "I am your
 guardian angel," the voice answered.

"Oh, yeah?" the man asked. "And where the hell were you when I got married?"


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