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Nisha82 Senior Member
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Posted: 12 February 2005 at 5:26pm | IP Logged
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her
book. Along comes a game warden in his boat.
He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")
"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."


"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.
"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am", and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.

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Posted: 12 February 2005 at 6:13pm | IP Logged
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Posted: 12 February 2005 at 6:21pm | IP Logged
LOL.. im a woman!! and my friend Magenta readz 24/7 {durin all classes... she getz in so much trouble} i think i shud tell all tha guyz in mah skool not to mess wif herWink

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Posted: 12 February 2005 at 7:11pm | IP Logged
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excellent one....!!!

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