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Khushalay Goldie
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Posted: 12 February 2005 at 12:29pm | IP Logged
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
 

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

 
 

OFFICE ARITHMETIC

 
 

Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

 
 

SHOPPING MATH

 
 

A man will pay $2 for a $1item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2item that she doesn't need.

 
 

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

 
 

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

 
 

HAPPINESS

 
 

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a  lot and love him little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand
her at all.

 
 

MEMORY

 
 

Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

 
 

 APPEARANCE

 
 

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

 
 

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

 
 

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

 
 

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

 
 

A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says
after that is the beginning of a new argument.

cowz_lover Senior Member
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Posts: 943

Posted: 12 February 2005 at 5:33pm | IP Logged
lol
Tishy_Fishy Senior Member
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Posts: 315

Posted: 12 February 2005 at 8:20pm | IP Logged
haha! thanx for sharing!
Deli Senior Member
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Posts: 882

Posted: 12 February 2005 at 9:39pm | IP Logged

Omg, those are mad funny!

Thanks for sharing!

queenbee Goldie
queenbee
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Joined: 04 January 2005
Posts: 1418

Posted: 13 February 2005 at 2:42am | IP Logged
khushalay, the first joke actually goes like this:

Smart man + Smart woman = romance
Smart man + Dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + Smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + Dumb woman = pregnancy

I think if our readers are old enough to be reading 'romance' and 'affair', they shud also know what EXTREME DUMBness can lead to, don't you think Smile

thanx for the jokes, they're hilarious!!!! LOL
_anonymous Goldie
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Joined: 07 January 2005
Posts: 2030

Posted: 13 February 2005 at 5:17am | IP Logged

ha ha ha ha...

they'r funnnnny!!

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