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Glimpses Of Indian Culture.

  GOANS

  One Goan is Remo Fernandes.

  Two Goans is a Feni distillery.

  Three Goans is a football club.

  Four Goans is an all-night-long beach party.

  MALAYALEES

  One Malayalee is a narial-pani shop.

  Two Malayalees is a boat race.

  Three Malayalees is a Gulf job racket.

   Four Malayalees is an oil slick.

   TAMILIANS

   One Tamilian is a fugitive sandalwood smuggler.

   Two Tamilians is a suicide-bomb squad.

   Three Tamilians is a classical music school.

  Four Tamilians is a Jayalalitha fan club.

 

  ANDHRAITES

 One Andhraite is a cycle-rickshaw driver.

   Two Andhraites is a spice shop.

 Three Andhraites is a Naxalite outfit.

  Four Andhraites is the Telugu film industry.

  BENGALIS

   One Bengali is a rosagulla shop.

  Two Bengalis is a black-and-white movie.

   Three Bengalis is a Mohun Bagan support group.

  Four Bengalis is a Marxist movement.

 RAJASTHANIS

  One Rajasthani is a cattle-seller.

   Two Rajasthanis is a mason.

   Three Rajasthanis is a puppet show.

  Four Rajasthanis is a folk dance-drama.

 

  MANGALOREANS

   One Mangalorean is a supari seller.

 Two Mangaloreans can't stand one another.

   Three Mangaloreans is an Udupi restaurant.

   Four Mangaloreans is a fanatical Konkani Sabha.  

  BOMBAYITES

  One Bombayite is a hawker.

Two Bombayites is a film industry.

 Three Bombayites is a slum.

  Four Bombayites is the rush-hour train crowd.

 MAHARASHTRIANS

  One Maharashtrian is a bus conductor.

  Two Maharashtrians is a kabaddi match.

  Three Maharashtrians is a Ganpati procession.

 Four Maharashtrians is a Shiv Sena Shakha.

  GUJARATIS

  One Gujarati is a share broker in a Mumbai train.

  Two Gujaratis is the total chatter in a Mumbai train.

 Three Gujaratis is a rummy game in a Mumbai train.

  Four Gujaratis is a dandiya-raas session all night long.

 KUTCHIES

  One Kutchi is a kirana shop.

   Two Kutchis is a stationery shop.

 Three Kutchis is a saree shop.

 Four Kutchis is the entire Bombay retail trade.

 SARDARJIS

 One Sardarji is a truck-driver.

  Two Sardarjis is a roadside dhaba.

 Three Sardarjis is a raagi jatha for kirtan.

  Four Sardarjis are always found in jokes.

  SINDHIS

  One Sindhi is a currency racket.

 Two Sindhis is a papad factory.

 Three Sindhis is a duplicate goods shop.

  Four Sindhis is big show-off parties (yeech!).  

 BIHARIS

 One Bihari is Laloo Prasad Yadav.

  Two Biharis is a booth-capturing squad.

 Three Biharis is a caste killing.

Four Biharis is the total literate population of the state.

 BHAIYYAS

 One Bhaiyya( U.P. Wala) is a milkman.

 Two Bhaiyyas is a chanawala (or panipuri wala).

 Three Bhaiyyas is a temple-destruction squad.

 Four Bhaiyyas is a halwai shop.

(And 12 Bhaiyyas is one SMALL family).

 KASHMIRIS

One Kashmiri is a boatman.

  Two Kashmiris is a carpet factory.

Three Kashmiris is a tourist agency.

Four Kashmiris is a terrorist outfit.

 KANNADIGAS

One Kannadiga is a coffee estate.

Two Kannadigas is a Udupi restaurant.

Three Kannadigas is a pepper powder factory.

 Four Kannadigas is an anti-Cauvery squad.

 PUNJABIS

One Punjabi is chhole-bathure 5 times a week.

 Two Punjabis is one bottle of whisky in one night.

Three Punjabis is a public fist-fight.

  Four Punjabis is 200 kg of excess weight.

 PARSIS

One Parsi is a sentence punctuated with BCs and MCs.

 Two Parsis is a doctor and a lawyer.

Three Parsis is a 75-year-old man and his two unmarried sisters.

Four Parsis is half their remaining population.

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