Posted: 07 November 2010 at 6:00am | IP Logged
old man approaches the window of a cinema with a chicken on his
shoulder, and asks for 2 tickets. The girl at the counter wants to know
who is going in with him. He replies, "Well, my pet chicken, of course!"
"I m sorry," The girl tells him. "We can't allow animals in the
cinema." The man goes around the corner and stuffs the chicken into his
trousers. He returns to the window, buys his ticket and goes in. Inside
the cinema, the chicken starts to get hot and begins to squirm, so the
man unzips his trousers so the chicken can stick it's head out and watch
the film. Seated next to him is a woman. She looks over at his lap and
is horrified. She elbows her friend Agnes and whispers, "Agnes, this man
over here has just unzipped his trousers!" Agnes whispers back, "Oh,
don't worry about it'you've seen one, you've seen them all." Madge says,
"I KNOW'but this one's eating my POPCORN!!"
Edited by precious_zeba - 07 November 2010 at 6:02am