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precious_zeba

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Posted: 07 November 2010 at 6:00am | IP Logged
An old man approaches the window of a cinema with a chicken on his shoulder, and asks for 2 tickets. The girl at the counter wants to know who is going in with him. He replies, "Well, my pet chicken, of course!" "I m sorry," The girl tells him. "We can't allow animals in the cinema." The man goes around the corner and stuffs the chicken into his trousers. He returns to the window, buys his ticket and goes in. Inside the cinema, the chicken starts to get hot and begins to squirm, so the man unzips his trousers so the chicken can stick it's head out and watch the film. Seated next to him is a woman. She looks over at his lap and is horrified. She elbows her friend Agnes and whispers, "Agnes, this man over here has just unzipped his trousers!" Agnes whispers back, "Oh, don't worry about it'you've seen one, you've seen them all." Madge says, "I KNOW'but this one's eating my POPCORN!!"Shocked  ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL



Edited by precious_zeba - 07 November 2010 at 6:02am

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Posted: 22 November 2010 at 9:29am | IP Logged
Omg lol
Wat funny way to use a chicken as a euphomism lol

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lol its awesum! Thumbs Up

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