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poison ivy Goldie
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Posted: 11 February 2005 at 2:11pm | IP Logged
YOU GET MARRIED YOU GET THIS:-

Marriage (Part I)
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: "I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want-and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table  unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting,
fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those
are my rules. Any comments?"
His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me.Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night...whether you're here or  not."
( SHE'S GOOD!)

Marriage (Part II)
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary! The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever.' "Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, "Here Lies My Husband Stiff At Last.'"
(HE ASKED FOR IT!)


Marriage (Part III)
Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, "And you
are no good in bed either,"  and storms out of the house. After sometime he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and rings her up. She comes to the phone after many rings, and the irritated husband says, "what took you so long to answer the phone?"
She says, "I was in bed."
"In bed this early, doing what?" 
"Getting a second opinion!"
(YEP, HE HAD THAT COMING, TOO!)


Marriage (Part IV)
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife," Mother of Six" inspire of her objections. One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home 'Mother of six?"
His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion shouts right back, "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four."
(RIGHT ON, LADY!)

God may have created man before woman but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece

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Posted: 11 February 2005 at 3:10pm | IP Logged
LOL LOL LOL
i'd really do that if any of em wer my husband...they really asked for it...lol
_anonymous Goldie
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Posted: 14 February 2005 at 9:35pm | IP Logged
LOL
queenbee Goldie
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Posted: 15 February 2005 at 5:17am | IP Logged
LOLLOLLOL These guys REEELLY had it coming!!!! 
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Posted: 15 February 2005 at 7:15am | IP Logged
Hilarious! LOLLOLLOL
cowz_lover Senior Member
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Posted: 15 February 2005 at 8:16am | IP Logged
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rouble Senior Member
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Posted: 15 February 2005 at 9:23am | IP Logged
LOL
x_TaniSha_x Senior Member
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Posted: 15 February 2005 at 4:30pm | IP Logged
LOLLOLLOL The guyz seroisly had it comin!

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