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poison ivy

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Posted: 11 February 2005 at 1:43pm | IP Logged
  How dogs and men are same


   a.. Both take up too much space on the bed
   b.. Both have irrational fears on vacuum cleaning
   c.. Both mark their territory
   d.. Neither tells you what's bothering them
   e.. The smaller ones tend to be more nervous
   f.. Both have an inordinate fascination with women's crotches
   g.. Neither does any dishes
   h.. Both fart shamelessly
   i.. Neither of them notice when you get a new haircut.
   j.. Both like dominance games.
   k.. Both are suspicious of postmen
   l.. Neither understands what you see in cats

How dogs are better than men

Dogs do not have any problems in expressing their affection in
public.

Dogs miss you when you are gone
Dogs feel guilty when they've done something wrong

Dogs admit when they're jealous.
Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out.
Dogs never play games with you except for fetch (and they never
laugh at how you throw)

You can train a dog

Dogs are easy to but for.

The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas (ok
really the worst disease you get from them is rabies but there's a vaccine
for it and you can kill the one that gives it to you.)

Dogs understand what "no" means.
Dogs mean it when they kiss you.

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Posted: 11 February 2005 at 3:26pm | IP Logged
thanx for sharing..

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Posted: 12 February 2005 at 1:25pm | IP Logged
Thanks for sharing. Smile

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Posted: 12 February 2005 at 3:42pm | IP Logged

lol awesone keep up the grate topics

and yes!! they are very simminlar!LOL

queenbee

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Posted: 13 February 2005 at 1:59am | IP Logged
Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffftttttt Tongue .... how can a doggie make a better Valentine than my husband !!!!!!Angry

And besides... you can always train a husband to do doggie tricks LOL

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Posted: 13 February 2005 at 5:18am | IP Logged
thanx 4 sharing!

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