Posted: 11 February 2005 at 1:38pm | IP Logged
At a doctors surgery one morning a patient arrives complaining of
serious backache. The doctor examines him and asks him, "What the
hell did you do to your back?"
The patient replies "You know that I work for a local night club?
Today morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in
my bedroom. On entering I knew someone had been sleeping with my
wife and the balcony door was open. I rushed out the balcony
door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out
and he was dressing himself. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at
him,That's how I
strained my back"
The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck.
The doctor says, "My previous looked bad, but you look
terrible.What the hell happened
to you?" He replies, "You know I have been unemployed for a while
now. Today was the
first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and was running
late. I was running
out of the building, getting dressed at the same time, and you
won't believe it, but I
was hit by a fridge."
The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other two
patients do. The doctor
is shocked. Again asks, "What the hell happened to you?"
"Well I was sitting in a fridge & someone threw it from the 3rd