Funny FR One Shot!!

Funny FR OS.

Nakku and Babi in the outhouse arguing about revealing nakku's real face.

Babi: Nahin meri bacchii.. todha intezaar kar.. abhi sahi waqt Nahin hain

Nakku: ayi tu yedi ho gayi hain.. yehi sahi waqt hain.. do din baad shaadi hain.. kya main suhagraat pe apna sach bata doon

Babi: Nakku meri bacchii.. kuch aur din ka intezaar kar..

Nakku: Nahin aayi.. BAS ab bohut hogaya.. agar aap Nahin karegi to main khud saab ko sachai bata dounga.

Babi: Nahin Nakku Nahin

But Nakku doesn't listen and storms to dutta's room angrily. Babi watches her go and eats her pallu. Kala sees Nakku going to dutta's room and follows her quietly. Leela follows kala. Nakku comes in dutta's room where dutta is sitting on his sofa reading a file. He sees Nakku.

Dutta: aree Nakku tu? Aa na.. mere paas beit

Nakku: saab mujhe aapko kuch batana hain.

Dutta: kya?

Nakku: chaliye mere saath

Dutta: kahan?

Nakku: bathroom mein

Dutta *shocked*: Nakku.. shaadi ke baad hum ek saath nahaenge lekin abhi to shaadi hi Nahin hui hain.

Nakku hits her head in frustration: Nahin nahane ke liye Nahin.. chaliye na

Dutta: Tum to bohut fast nikli

Nakku: aap chaleinge ya main aapko keeche le gaoun?

Dutta: chal..

They both enter the bathroom while Kala and leela peeks at the door. Kala's world comes crumbling down seeing TaSha go in the bathroom together. Inside Nakku turns the shower on and looks at dutta. Dutta looks on stunned thinking Nakku will do something to him.

Nakku goes under the water and drench herself wet... Dutta's eye opens wider and wider and he stands there shocked. Nakku takes the towel and wipes her face. Dutta looks at her about to scream but Nakku pushes him against the wall and kiss him to shut him up. Dutta push her back and says dhoka.. but Nakku kiss him again shutting him up. Dutta couldn't resist and they both move around kissing and finally they both get under the running water. Dutta comes to his sense and push her back once again..

Dutta: jhoot bola tune mujhse... dhoka diya

Nakku: dhoka vokha baad mein.. pehle SR hojaye? Itni mahiye hua hain shaadi ka aur SR abhi tak Nahin hui.. ab aur intezaar Nahin karsakte...

Saying this she pushes him against the wall and rips his kurta. Dutta is shocked and tries to cover himself.

Dutta: tum meri izzat lootne ki koshish kar rahi ho?

Nakku: Nahin aapki patni hoon.. haat hatao

Dutta moves his hands listening to his wife and Nakku pulls him to her. They come out the bathroom kissing and moving around. Kala and Leela's eye pops out and are shocked. Dutta again push Nakku off and tells her to go. Kala stands at the doorstep angrily and starts her natak. Dutta puts his hand out to stop her, kala shuts up. Dutta walks over to the door and shuts it on her face. Kala and leela are shocked. Suddenly kala can hear babies crying and imagine dutta with a dozen babies. She close her eyes and ears.

Dutta starts breaking things and doesn't listen to Nakku. She pushes him on the bed and sits on him.

Nakku: maine aapko koi dhoka Nahin diya... aayi ke wajaise maine sachai batadi. Woh aayi hain na hamesha kehti hain.. sahi waqt Nahin hain.. to aaj main himmat jutake yahan aayi hoon.. Aur aana para varna bappa bhag jaate kyunki aayi hamesha uske samne roti hai and din raat baat karti hain.

Dutta: to main kya karoon?

Nakku: jo karna hain main karoongi

Nakku pins him to the bed and turns the light off... Kala's nightmare becomes reality!

Looool so many people worried about FR... including me.. so i thought why not write one... in my own style... I know this will NEVER happen in LTL but hey i can still write it.

So... good Sophie... reading it just made me laugh to death..... It has just taken away the tension of FR now....