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monika21 IF-Sizzlerz

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Posted: 23 September 2010 at 12:48am | IP Logged
Originally posted by chinnu_manikyam

Tipsy : mai gaaad'Abhijit sir help me'.this smell is gonna kill me'.who the hell owns this stupid boots? Am flying for my life'.help'help ...... LOL LOL this one is too good chinnu.. bechari kajal.. ROFL 

"Look he is wearing that pink top!!!" terminator ...wearing pink top.. LOL LOL

Visrom : welcome to the forum. This is the rules and regulations thread, go through it. ... LOL LOL Clap Clap can't say anything.. 

Vivek : sir, will do cooking for you , washing, sleeping .. 

Next he go to sonali's room and found a long white chain and a suit case full of make up materials.

very funny chinnu too good dear..,..

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aadri- Goldie

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Posted: 23 September 2010 at 1:04am | IP Logged
Originally posted by jiya1

Dr.Salu: wahi to ...meine sab jagah dhunda lkein wo bhi najar nahi aa rahi hein..wo roz subah jaldi aati hein..tumhe malum hein muzapar etana opressre hein to breakfast banane ke liye muze time nahi milata esaliye wo subah 6 baje lab mein aakar hum ho ke liye ande ubalati hein....lekin aaj wo bhi nahi thi...meine jo ande laye the kal wo bhi nahi the aur egg boiler bhi nahi tha


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Bhavanab IF-Sizzlerz

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Posted: 23 September 2010 at 1:20am | IP Logged
@Chinnu and Jiya di !!!! I'm rolling on the floor laughing ROFL just superb re !!!!

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aadri- Goldie

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Posted: 23 September 2010 at 1:25am | IP Logged
Originally posted by chinnu_manikyam

Team in Kajals house. 

They bring Tipsy, the smart police dog and fredy brought an old pair of kajal's boots.

" smell Tipsy'smell'smell"

Tipsy (in her language): just say one time I am not deaf!

Fredy put that boots near his nose.

Tipsy : mai gaaad'Abhijit sir help me'.this smell is gonna kill me'.who the hell owns this stupid boots? Am flying for my life'.help'help

Abhijit : fredy, tipsy is running. Looks like he got a clue, lets follow him.

Tipsy : got to hell people, why you are chasing me with that ugly thing?

She ran for her life and finally reached the rented house where the terminator lives. Am dead'.cant run anymore'she stopped there.

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jiya. IF-Dazzler

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Posted: 23 September 2010 at 8:15am | IP Logged
This was written when we are disscussing about NK style at re-runs thread.
Even nikita will never leave ACP sir
Just imagin one story after reading Visroms story...
Sachin had  an accident....need blood...every CID memers  are ready for donating thier blod..but no one's match with his blood...but ACP's matches....Dr.Sonai suddely got one idea...she matches ACP's DNA with Sachin's he is ACP's son..
But as per their know he had only one son Nakul..
ACP got confused wanted to find out the thruth behind this...wo chhupakese Sachin ke ghar mein ghusate hein...waha jakar search karate hein...he got some medical reprot of sachin..Actually sachin is Nakul..have done plastic serjury and became Sachin and joined CID..and Firstly he has separate daya and Abhijeet now ACP from Duo.. aage ki kaha abhi tak WIP hein..

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jiya. IF-Dazzler

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Posted: 23 September 2010 at 8:54am | IP Logged
Special Feature of CID part one PP
After leaving CID Lavanya got upset...I dint got appropriate due in CID so  I wanted to continue with she decided to do Plastic surgery...and became kajal..after 2 years she again join CID...this time she wanted to create new identity and he wore pink shitrt with overcoat ..also wore pensicl hills ...but did not successful to create new decide to do new hairstyle...she took an appoinmenet of Jamal hamidi(shehanaaz husen,jamal hamidi) and came with new avatar called  pony...
Director told her this ponny should be noticed so you walk such a way that this pony will shake like pendlum...and this Idead got sccessufl...he got new idnetity PP(Pandulum Pinky)
And got most stylist girl of the year award in ITTA Award.Embarrassed

Edited by jiya. - 25 August 2011 at 10:18pm

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jiya. IF-Dazzler

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Posted: 23 September 2010 at 9:14am | IP Logged
I know it's from Dram thread still somebody  sggested me to post here
Sab forensic lab mein maude hein...Dr.salunkhe unke 2 assistant(sorry naam nahi lungi)..aur puri CID team...
Tab vaha eak sckeleton laya jata hein...aur use examination table pe rakha jata hein...ACP sir bolate hein
ACP: Ha saulnke es kankal ko dekhake batao...esaki maut kaha aur kaise huvi?..
DR.Salunkhe ha boss batata hun...
Tabhi wo lash thake khadi hoti bolati hein...mera postmortam karane se pehele mein eakbaat kehena chahta hn ACP sir
ACP: kya jaldi bolo time nahi hein hamare pass
Kankal:Sir muze marane ke baad mukti nahi mili...kyoki meri anatim ichha puri nahi huvi...kya aap mere wo aakhari ichha puri karenge..muri aatma ko mkti mil jayege..yaha to aparadhiyon ko bhi pucha jata hein tumahari aakhari ichha kya hein..
ACP: Thik hein Thik hein...batao tumhari aakhari ichha kya hein..
Kanakal: Sir mein dr.Salunkhe..Abhijeet-Daya ke sath break dance karana  chahata hun..
Abhi: Tum kya kehe rahein ho...Muze nachana bachana nahi aata.
Daya: Ha vahi to...muze nachana nahi aata.
(Bich mein ACP unhe todate huve
ACP: Daya-Abhoijeet salunkhe..chalo esake saath break dnace karo...fredy jara apan mobile se music on karo..
Dr.salnke and ABHi-Day: lekin ACP sahab
ACP: mein kuch nahi sunuga...tum tino ko dancekarana padega..meine ese jaban diyi hein
Dr.Salunkhe: Lekin yar
ACP: meine kisiki kuch nahi sunugfa..order hein meri aap sabako...aapako mananahi padega...
(ab tino kya bol sakate hein...fredy apane mobile se music on karata hein..aur toino vaha dance karane lgate hein s kanakal ke satah..Tbhi udharr 2ladies aati hein...eak ne white sari peheni hein...midium highted..savali si...usake bal curly hein aur usane piche pinup kiye hein ar usape gajara lagaya hein...aur mathepar chandan ka tika hein..typical south iNdian
Dusari lala colour ki saree peheni hein...usake baal lambe hein..wo lad vaisi highted hein...mathe pe badi bindi lagayi hein..typical Rajani serial ki rajani lagayi hein...
vo soth indian lady..forensic lab meinghusati hein usake pihce piche rajani ady bhi...
wo soth Indian lady ke haath mein eak  newpaer fold kiya hein..wo aati hein aur us kakal ke khopadi par jor se marati hein...sab nachana band karate...
ACP: tum log ho kaun..aur yaha aakar ye kya kar rahein ho...tune s khopadi par kyo mare
SOth indian Lady: Sir mera naam Visrom hein...Aur ye hein Prabha...sir es forensic lab pe aise falatu scnce se hum abhi pak gaye hein..pehele kabhi aisa nahi hota tha..ab limite ke bahar sab ho gaya hein
Prabha: To esaliye hum sare darshakone ye faisala kiya aaj se jabhi koi forensic lab mein aisa vaisa Bharaka eak eak darshak forensic lab mein aake aapako jagayyega...aap so na jaaye...(Jor se ghoshana dete huve)

Edited by jiya. - 31 August 2011 at 7:55pm

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Posted: 23 September 2010 at 9:18am | IP Logged
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