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Posted: 21 September 2010 at 8:44am | IP Logged
@Viz  This is for you For the KBC Scene
 
@Chinnu This is for you For the Tintu-Pintu Story.


Edited by prabha. - 21 September 2010 at 8:44am

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Posted: 21 September 2010 at 8:55am | IP Logged
soory for off topic but ashwini kalsekar aka asha entry in jhasi ki raani...just tun on tv

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Posted: 21 September 2010 at 10:37pm | IP Logged



AAKHRI CHUNAUTI


CID Vs The Terminator

 

those who are not familiar with the movie terminator, read it HERE



The international DON call all his friends in London, shanghai, khana,  malesia, sreelanka and Mumbai. " no police men in all over the world cannot beat us. Kill the cid team, finish them"

 

The killer group decides to recruit a TERMINATOR from the future to do this job. The terminator is a machine, a robot in man's disguise; who can handle every weapons and can speak in any ones voice.  he have a new software updating super chip ie a microcontroller chip that collects and stores data from his surroundings.

 

As usual the terminator is launched from the future in the middle of road at night without dress. He fall in a gutter and he can see the controller chip display in front of his eyes saying "danger….danger"

He walks in to the house in front of him. The house looks calm and quiet. He thought it is an empty house. He break in and found 3 ft tall boots with pointed heels!!!!!

 

He took that and searched for some clothes. He found a screen on which there is a display of pink shirts, hair bands, socks and kerchiefs. He took a pink shirt, and a jeans and while he was about to go, he found a photograph on the wall.

" I forget something…."

He turn around and put that coat on!!!!

Chip: chest congestion…warning, warning.

He found some dust on the boots and look around for a brush. He saw a lady sleeping in another room.

Chip: brush, brush

The terminator cuts away the pendulum brush and cleans the dust. He steps out of the house.

 

Next morning in cid bureau

 

Daya's phone rings

Daya : ha kajal….what?

He cuts the call after some time and started laughing…

Abhijit : what happened?

Daya : somebody break in to kajal's house last night…they took her boots, and pink dress and cut her hair.

The whole team laughs.

The terminator is programmed to find a cid member and then finish the complete team. And that lucky member was sachin. He has an identification mark, a black mole on neck. But he doesn't know who he is and how he looks like.

He got a news paper.

"Here I go" he thought.

 

He walk straight to the home in Mumbai, where Sachin tendulkar lives. He break in to the house and succeeds all the security system. He come closer to sachin.

Sachin : who are you?

Term: I am the terminator. can you smell fear?

And then he searches for the black mole. But it wasn't there.

 

Next he goes to sachin pilot's residence. The security system can do nothing.

Term: I am the terminator. can you smell fear?

He checks his neck and quit the house.

 

Soon he realizes that there are so many sachins in Mumbai. So it will take time. He rent a house in Andheri and started living there.

 

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Posted: 21 September 2010 at 11:41pm | IP Logged
@chinnu tussi great ho Clap hahhaha.. well done terminator, what an end of PP...ROFLROFL waiting for AB's turn.
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Posted: 22 September 2010 at 12:21am | IP Logged
Originally posted by visrom

 
Abhijeet : Aur mera kya hoga, hain???
 

Abhijeet : Yeh kya zabardasti hai, hain????
 

hain..?? LOL LOL LOL too good visrom. abhi sir always says this hain.. LOL LOL

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Posted: 22 September 2010 at 12:25am | IP Logged
LOL LOL OMG chinnu.. its too good.. very funny yaar. aisa laga jaise PP ki sari khunnas nikal di. LOL LOLLOL LOL ROFL ROFL don't have words.. unable to stop laughing.. from now onwards as and when i'll see her... kya kahun.. LOL LOL her boots, poni & pink dress..

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Posted: 22 September 2010 at 3:21am | IP Logged

Originally posted by chinnu_manikyam

He turn around and put that coat on!!!!

Chip: chest congestion'warning, warning.

He found some dust on the boots and look around for a brush. He saw a lady sleeping in another room.

Chip: brush, brush

The terminator cuts away the pendulum brush and cleans the dust. He steps out of the house.

 Next morning in cid bureau

 Daya's phone rings

Daya : ha kajal'.what?

He cuts the call after some time and started laughing'

Abhijit : what happened?

Daya : somebody break in to kajal's house last night'they took her boots, and pink dress and cut her hair.

The whole team laughs.

 
 
 
 
 
ROFL


Edited by visrom - 22 September 2010 at 3:21am
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Posted: 22 September 2010 at 3:31am | IP Logged
chinnu the great.. i wish kajal should read this story.. she'll never be in poni, and will never wear pink dress & high heel boots... pink fobia.. ROFL


Edited by monika21 - 22 September 2010 at 3:31am

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