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Posted: 21 September 2010 at 4:35am | IP Logged
Okkkk So ACP's Maama and Salunkhe Chaacha ???? waah waah !! Mashallah Chinnu !!!!

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Posted: 21 September 2010 at 4:55am | IP Logged
Ohhh God or should i say Ohh my gaaaad LOL So lovely thread and visrom too god loved reading all the finny stories but Chinnu the tintu pintu was too much karan arjun, amar akbar anthony and telepathy bapre wat was hat and cherry on the top was mama chacha scene the ending one ohh god what was that? ROFL Visrom was master at this but seems Chinnu too stepping into Visrom's shoes now Too kool guys keep it up

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Posted: 21 September 2010 at 5:22am | IP Logged
saari stories bahut hi funny hai. congratulation to all of you


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Continued from Chinnu's story...

Maut Ka Treadmill - Part 3
Scene : Next day in bureau. ACP's phone rings.

ACP : Hello

Salunkhe : ACP Saab...please mujhe bachayiye....Tarika aur Sonali mujhe maar dalenge.

ACP: Kyon???

Salunkhe : Tarika ke treadmill ko kisi ne thod daali hai. Woh dono usme se fingerprints match kar rahe hain.

ACP: Toh??? Kisi ka fingerprint match hua?

Salunkhe: Hmmm...aap log yahan aayiye.. main batata hoon.

ACP: Theek hai....chalo sab log forensic lab mein.

Abhijeet:(Coughs) Sir...mujhe jogging karna hai..aap log jayiye, main baad mein aata hoon.

ACP : Abhijeet....chup chaap chalo...kisi ne forensic laab ka taala todkar andar ghusa hai...yeh department ki naak katne wali baat hai.
Abhijeet: Theek hai sir
Scene : Forensic lab
ACP: Bataao Salunkhe, kiska fingerprint match hua?
Tarika(angry face, monotone voice) : Main batati hoon.
ACP: Achcha batao....kiska fingerprint hai?
Tarika : Woh fingerprints Daya ke hain.
Shocked expressions on everyone's face. Abhijeet a slight 'evil' smile. Evil Smile

Daya : MmmmmMain????? Sir, main kyon Tarika ka treadmill thodoonga?


ACP : Daya, saare saboot tumhare khilaf hain.


Daya : Sir, maine nahin kiya hai sir. Koi mujhe phasaane ki koshish kar raha hai sir.

(Looks at Abhijeet, and Abhijeet looks in the opposite direction)

Freddie : Sir...Daya sir kabhi kisi gym equipment ko nahin thodenge. Woh toh gym equipment ki puja karte hain. Main unhe achchi tarah se jaanta hoon.

ACP: Toh Daya ke fingerprints treadmill par aaye kahan se????

Sonali : SIR!!! Ek minute....mujhe is washbasin mein kuch mila hai.

ACP : Kya???

Sonali : Pottery clay sir!!!!

(Abhijeet suddenly coughs)

ACP: Pottery clay????  Salunkhe, pottery ka shauk to tumhe hai....

Daya : Sir....mujhe pata hai sir.....kisi ne mera fingerprint clay par lekar treadmill par chipka diya hai.

Edited by visrom - 21 September 2010 at 7:15am

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Posted: 21 September 2010 at 7:00am | IP Logged
Really .. Its awesome and very much funny...I laughed so hard that I got tears in my eyes.... ROFL




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Posted: 21 September 2010 at 8:23am | IP Logged
ufffff!!!.......mama-chacha......ROFL ROFL
can't take it anymore....




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Posted: 21 September 2010 at 8:26am | IP Logged
oh my God!! it's really hilarious thread yar. kaise chalta hai tum sub dimagh? great work by all of u! chinnu, visrom and prabha. ClapClapClap band baja ker rakh di hai sub ki. specially tintu pinttu ROFLROFL uff chinnu, i cant stop laughingROFLROFL


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Posted: 21 September 2010 at 8:34am | IP Logged

Maut Ka treadmill - concluding part

ACP : Kisi ne Daya ko phasaane ki koshish ki hai. Usne Salunkhe ke ghar se pottery clay churayi hai. Abhijeet, Daya, Salunkhe ke ghar jaao aur ghar ka kona kona chaan maro.
Daya : Yes sir.
Scene : Qualis
Abhijeet exceptionally silent.
Daya: Kya hua boss? Bohot serious lag rahe ho.
Abhijeet : Kuch nahin, bas aise hi.
Daya : Chalo boss bohot ho gaya... ab yeh khel khatm kar do. Maine tumhe kal ACP sir ke saamne phasaaya...I am sorry.
Abhijeet:  Koi baat nahin yaar..maine bhi tumhe phasaane ki koshish ki. Yeh sab chalta hai....
Daya : Lekin ab ACP sir se kya kahenge?
Abhijeet : ACP sir??? Woh bohot smart hain Daya....Unhe pata chal gaya hoga ki maine jogging avoid karne ke liye aur tumse badla lene ke liye yeh sab kiya hai.
Daya : Lekin tumne mujhse badla lene ke liye treadmill tod di?
Abhijeet : Kyon? Tumhe itna dukh ho raha hai toh use aur ek treadmill khareedkar uske ghar bhej dete hain. Forensic lab koi gym nahin hai.
And they drive on....Gun Guna rahe hai bhawre....

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