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Chiinnu IF-Sizzlerz

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Posted: 21 September 2010 at 2:04am | IP Logged
tintu pintu story completed ...

prabha. IF-Rockerz

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Posted: 21 September 2010 at 2:16am | IP Logged
Originally posted by chinnu_manikyam

daya and abhijit manages to escape from the dead or alive attack by using their forensic lab assets. they throw the dangerous weapons given by dr. salunkhe......

Originally posted by chinnu_manikyam

daya/tintu: chacha....
salunkhe: tintu beta....
abhijit/ pintu: mama.....
acp: pintu beta....

Hey Ram What was thisROFLROFLROFL
But the last part takes the cake, One calling Chacha, one calling Mama. ROFLROFL
@Chinnu this was too much I laughed so hard I have tear in my eyes, especiially imagining that "Tintu Beta" "Pintu Beta"

Edited by prabha. - 21 September 2010 at 2:18am

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Bhavanab IF-Sizzlerz

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Posted: 21 September 2010 at 2:31am | IP Logged
@chinnu ROFLROFLROFL  o gosh !!! I'm laughing badly !!!! I've got tears in my eyes laughing !!!

Tintu & Pintu aka Abhi-Daya calling Salunkhe as Chacha !!!! uff yeh toh hadd hai !! I can't control my laughter
prabha. IF-Rockerz

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Posted: 21 September 2010 at 2:36am | IP Logged
Not just that Bavana. Tintu-Pintu Brothers, their mother-ACP-Salunkhe siblings yet one is chacha and one is mama.
visrom IF-Stunnerz

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Posted: 21 September 2010 at 2:49am | IP Logged
Originally posted by prabha.

Not just that Bavana. Tintu-Pintu Brothers, their mother-ACP-Salunkhe siblings yet one is chacha and one is mama.
See, Tintu-Pintu's mother and ACP are siblings, but Salunkhe was adopted by Tintu-Pintu's paternal grandfather's brother as he had no kids. So he becomes a chacha.

Edited by visrom - 21 September 2010 at 2:50am

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Posted: 21 September 2010 at 2:51am | IP Logged
Ok ji whatever you say. Ma, Mama and adopted Chacha all having telepathy is a path-breaking idea anyway.

Edited by prabha. - 21 September 2010 at 2:52am
visrom IF-Stunnerz

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Posted: 21 September 2010 at 2:55am | IP Logged
(I wanted the Abhijeet orphanage story to follow Chinnu's story, so interchanging the posts. )
This was on the first CID Aahat Maha episode (Bank Locker Ka rahasya) when we were all worried about an Aatma in CID. We imagined how Daya would slap an aatma. And I got this idea...this was my debut in scene writing.
(Sorry this post might be a little cluttered, but I don't want to change it much...I want it to be the way I first wrote it)
For original content, go here.
Imagine.....the atma wakes up...Freddie sees it and reports it to Daya and Abhijeet. They make fun of Freddie and go after it. Daya tells Abhijeet....yeh koi chor hai....aatama bankar sabko dara raha hai...Abhijeet shoots at it, but the bullet goes through it. Daya says 'tumhare nishane ko kya ho gaya?'. Main dikhata hoon isko....and raises his hand...and his hand goes through thin air.. What would their reaction be????ROFL
And they come back and tell Freddie...haan tumne theek kaha...woh aatma hai. And the 3 of them run for their lives and tell ACP.
ACP looks at Daya and Abhijeet and says 'Daya, Abhijeet....tum bhi aatma par vishwas karne lage'. Daya standing with his head down and Abhijeet trying to protest, 'Sir maine goli mari par woh aar par chali gayi...Daya ne thappad mara, uska haaath bhi aar paar ho gaya, iska matlab kya hai Sir'. ROFL
(There was a big scene after this contributed by many members...please visit that thread to read the whole story.
I am pasting my part only.)
Madam Zara was called to drive off the aatma. Then...
Zara : Main aapka problem humesha ke liye solve kar sakti hoon.
Daya : Accha??? Kaise?
Zara : Aap sab log yahan baith jaayiye...bureau mein sab lights off kar dijiye...phir main aap sabke saamne ek ek candle jala kar rakhoongi. Aap sab uske saamne aankh band karke baith jaayenge. Jab tak main apna kaam poora nahin karti, tab tab aap bina hile, silent baith jaayenge.
Main us  aatma ko bhaga doongi.
Fredricks : jaldi shuru kijiye na
Zara : Lekin.....EK KHATRA HAI...agar aapke man mein darr hai, to us aatma ke saath aap bhi doosri duniya mein chale jaayenge
Fredrcks :Yeh kya keh rahi hain aap...main yahan nahin baithoonga...main baahar wait karta hoon sir.
Zara : NAHIN......sabse pehle aatma ko tumne dekha...tumhe yahan baithna hi padega...
Daya : Kuch nahin hoga Fredricks...main hoon na...mere paas baith jaao...tumhe kuch nahin hoga
And everyone sits around the famous glass topped table in the bureau with a candle in front of them - ACP, Fredricks, Daya, Abhijeet, Vivek,  Tasha, Salunkhe and Tarika. They all close their eyes...
Madam Zara starts her task of driving away spirits with wierd movements of her hands and chanting something (which no human could understand)
After 1 hour....
Zara : Aap sab aankhen khol sakte hain. Maine aatma ko bhaga diya hai.
Fredricks : main bach gaya....Dekha Sir...main itna darpok nahin hoon jitna aap samajh rahe hain.
Tarika gives a shriek....everyone turns....
Tarika : Sir, Salunkhe sir yahan nahin hai!!!!
Madam Zara : Uske dil mein bahut darr tha...isliye woh doosri duniya mein chala gaya.
Abhijeet: Daya...Mujhe to Fredricks ke baare mein chinta thi....lekin yeh Salunkhe to sabse zyada darpok nikla!!!!

Edited by visrom - 21 September 2010 at 3:08am

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Chiinnu IF-Sizzlerz

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Posted: 21 September 2010 at 3:23am | IP Logged
i wrote this after the pastry eating competition by visrom

Originally posted by visrom

Abhijeet : Confused
Next scene : Abhijeet wearing the famous old red track suit and running on the road. Daya following him in the qualis at a slow speed.......................


After running 1 km in red track suit
Abhi: daya...muje chakkar aarahe hein...
Daya: sir, he cant run he is not well
Acp with an evil smile...:ok bring him here...

Duo in bureau
Acp: kaise hu abhijith
Abhijith: mein, me...ab bi chakkar hein sir
Acp: may be because of heat...lets do one thing, i have the tread mill here from forensic start, and dont stop till evening.

A murder investigation scene.
Daya: we got the evidence against him sir.
Abhijit on tread mill: km....abhi karoonga.....

Tread mill stop suddenly...powercut!!!


acp: doesnt matter, lets continue tomorrow....

it was a dark night filled with horrible voices and a terrifying silence.....

a man jumps the heavy wall of CID bureau with an axe on his right hand!!!!!!!
he walk slowly in to darkness and suddenly his leg  hits on the iron door
"oh mai gaaaaaaaaad" he replies!!!!

he have a pen knife and he tries to open the door of forensic one minute, he succeeded in getting in.
he can see his enenmy there....the was lying on the right hand corner of the lab. the silver colored handles of treadmill was staring at him...he can see the ugly meter on that stupid machine...

man: ab nahee bachega...
he took the axe and apply that on tread mill with full of energy.

next morning in bureau
acp: where is abhijit?
abhi: am here sir
acp: get ready...daya, vivek bring the treamill from the lab.

the two goes out and came back in agany..." sir, last night somebody break in to lab. now the treadmill, eggboiler and holipowder is missing!!!!

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