FUNNY STORIES - By CIDians

Our Fellow CIDians come up with their own funny scenes and stories involving the CID team members. This thread is for them and for the readers to have a good laugh.

 

Edited by prabha. - 21 September 2010 at 1:08am

Aditya(whispers) : Daya, mujhe lagta hai Nakul hai...lock karen???

Daya : Nahin Aditya....IF mein maine dekha ki ek zamaane mein Rajiv bhi tha.

Aditya : ACP sir ke do bete hain??? Mujhe toh pata nahin tha.

Daya : Ek kaam karte hain...lifeline lete hain.

Aditya : Amit ji, hum lifeline lenge.

Amit : Bohot Achcha....kaunsa lifeline?

Daya : Hmmm....phone a friend.

Amit : Aap apne kaunse friend ko phone karna chahte hain?

Daya : Shivaji Satam ko.

Amit : Theek hai, computerji , Shivaji satam ko phone kiya jaaye.

(The usual ring etc etc)

Amit : Aapke 30 second Shuroo hote hain ...AB....

Tick tock tick tock.

Aditya : Sir...humara sawaal hai...ACP PRadyuman ke bete ka naam kya hai...A. Nakul ya D Rajiv

Shivaji: Aditya....tumne baaki ke options nahin bataaya.

This was when a discussion on 'Murderous affair' episode took a funny turn and ended in a pastry eatiing competition between Daya and Abhijeet. Original content here.

This was a few months back when we were upset about Abhijeet excessively flirting with Tarika. Original content here...

This was when we were discussing Byomkesh Bakshi the old serial in DD and suddenly imagined our duo in dhoti. Original content here.

http://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=1391966&PID=30012344&#30012344

PART 1

The two boys, Tintu and Pintu were brought up in a village in UP.
Their name was tintu and pintu. One day pintu heard the smell of pastry. He run behind it and lost. He says "oh mai gaaaaad"

Tintu chases him and found him.
But he also forget the way."oh no..." he says.

But suddenly mamtha foindations principal came there and kidnapped tintu. Pintu runs behind but the van was stopped in mangalore, karnataka. He named tintu as dayanand.

PART 2

Tintu once had a fever , and they applied a medicine named cleptoswiftopetro directly in to his chest with a sharp needle and he lost his memory till then.
Pintu was running behind mamtha gadi, and he is lost again. A lady take care of him, named him abhijith and he become a cid officer. He lost his memory in between. Now working together in cid bureau.

One day cid team conducts a pastry eating competetion .
 And abhijith and daya in finas....
but soon daya realises that abhijith is unwinnable...


after eating one by one,and with that back ground smell the old memories arrives....
Abhijith also have a spark of memory....
Daya: pintu....
Abhijith: tintu....

PART 3


After pastry eating competition memory arrives...
Abhi: tintu....
Daya: pintu....
Abhi: we have to find our family, in up.
Daya: but it was your fault...you ran after pastry smell, not me
Abhi: i chased the mamatha gadi, but i cant save you...

At the same time in a village in UP....
Maa: wo zaroor aayega.....mera beta tintu or pintu....wo zaroor aayege
Takur: shut up you old lady....i was the bakery man who made pintu to lost...ha,ha,ha....you never find them again.

Abhijit/pintu on railway station in up....'i have to find maa'
His bell rings
Acp on phone says the name of a place and directs him to there. He says he have some telepathy now...!!!
Abhijit found her and she shows a child hood picture of tintu and pintu in her cell.
Maa: pintu beta, mera tintu beta kab aayega?
Abhi: maa, agar pintu aaya to tintu be zaroor aayega.please send me the pic via bluetooth
After morphing in lab, it is clarified that it is daya and abhijit.

Suddenly salunkhe: your mother is in danger...i got a telepathy
Everyone shocked!

PART 4

Abhijit: how do you know that sir?
salu: i have no idea Abhijith, a telepathy

Tintu and Pintu reaches the village...and they saw takur and his complete family attacks maa....

abhijit: maa......aapke tintu ko lekar me aagayi maa....
maa: mere betta......to takur: dekha, mene kaha dhana, mera beta zaroor aayega....

takur attacks the duo by old buns and expired eggs.......
daya: lets take the mask...........

duo put sthe mask on, and an oxygen cylinder too.....they are unwinnable now!!!!!!!

takur was continue the shower of eggs and 3mnths old  belpuri, panipuri and parata.

daya and abhijit manages to escape from the dead or alive attack by using their forensic lab assets. they throw the dangerous weapons given by dr. salunkhe......

finally takur and the family under arrest!!!!!

while duo and maa were talking, they saw ACP , salunkhe and others reach there in qualis...

daya/tintu: sir, how you too getting telepathy? how you two help us?

acp salunkhe and maa stare at each other for a while....
the three have some old memories now.....the three were identical twins!!!!!

maa: i have a slight memory of what happened, we three bro were playing and suddenly a smell of aalu ka parata come there....and my two brothers were vanished...now it could be you two..i have a tatoo on my right hand, it says I
acp: i have a tatoo too, it says C
salu: look at my tatoo :D

acp: CID!!!...we are brothers salunkhe...
they hug each other


daya/tintu: chacha....
salunkhe: tintu beta....
abhijit/ pintu: mama.....
acp: pintu beta....






Edited by chinnu_manikyam - 21 September 2010 at 2:03am

@Chinnu Give the background of your story like @Viz has so people who were not part of the discussion know why you came up with this thought. The formating is nice, easy on the eyes. You can use different colors for different parts..

Edited by prabha. - 21 September 2010 at 1:17am

Now as a predecessor to Chinnu's story, just informing everyone as to why the whole story started.
 
We were discussing the Murderous Affair episode and I was appreciating some of the scenes. Now we know that there are some silent members here and didn't want to give them an idea that we like this orphan concept. This led  us to think what NK would do if she got an idea of making Abhijeet an orphan. Then came this story idea.
 
 

 
I was actually imagining what NK would do with this concept.
 
Here goes.....
 
As usual a Kati Hui Laash found by a group of picnickers.  CID team arrives and checks the pieces of laash. Takes it to Salunkhe.
 
Salunkhe does DNA test and it turns out to match someone's on the computer. Guess whose - Abhijeet's.  Salunke does sculpture work and constructs the face of the woman. Abhijeet fails to recognise her.
 
ACP questions Abhijeet and he denies knowing her....total memory loss you know. ACP asks Abhijeet and Daya to go to his village in UP and find out. So, they catch a train to UP...not Abhijeet and Daya, but Abhijeet and Sachin. (NK style)
 
Then they show the village in UP, suddenly Daya appears out of thin air and starts searching for clues about the woman. Everyone denies knowing anything. Then one old man recognises Daya. becuase he had seen Daya's photo along with Abhijeet's in Abhijeet's mother's house. He starts telling the story...that  Abhijeet's mother had told him the truth during her last few days, that Abhijeet was not her real son, but adopted son. And that's why he was not recognising her after the memory loss.
 
Daya gets the address of the orphanage and goes there. There they search all photos and find the photo of the lady. She is actually Abhijeet's sister.  They get the background of the lady...she was working in a call centre and had an affair with someone and he didn't want to marry her, so he killed her.
 
Abhijeet finds the guy, gives a hard slap for killing his so-called sister, ACP gives phaansi and the episode ends there.
 
 
THE END.
 
(Please don't scold me, anyone. I wrote it for fun)

Edited by visrom - 21 September 2010 at 3:08am