Top dialogues by the 'realistic' Ridhimma

Some (in)famous dialogues by  Ridhi-maa to her husband

 

1.      "Tumne mujhe pyar ka matlab sikhaaya

Bottom-line-  but I am a very bad student siddy boy- u taught but I never learned.

 

2.Maine aaj tak jo bhi kiya dil se kiya"

  Bottom-line-  but u know dil to pagal hain-literally

 

3.      "yeh mera pyar ka saboot"

  Bottomline- Hope u enjoy having a sneak- peek but nothing else; I  have another guy to 'do it'

 

4.     Hamesha mujhse yahi kehte rehna ( ILU)

  Bottomline- Don't I want u to remain a faithful dog to me even if I go out to have EMA with my lover?

 

5.     ....." Har ladki ko tum jaisa pati milna chaahiye "

 Bottomline- It isnt easy to fool other men like u

 

6.     " Main tumhaari biwi hoon Siddhanth aur tumhe jahaan bhi jaana hai , main tumhaare saath chalungi."

Bottomline-  but I will make sure armaan lives nearby

 

7.     " Tum kaise pati ho Siddhanth jo apni hi biwi ko kisi aur ki biwi hone ka naatak karne ke liye keh rahe ho."

       Bottomline- I hate 'nataks' so I shall have a real affair with my lover

 

8.     " Main apne cute doctor ke saath chaai peena zyada pasand karungi."

Bottomline- chaay tumhare saath aur baaki sab kuch.....

                                                              ( courtesy- Poczyy for her' top dialogues')

9. 'Siddhant hi woh larka hai jiske saath main apni poori zindegi bitana chahungi'  (thanks Rehan)

Bottomline-  but bachhe ka baap hoga sirf armaan😉

10.ajao Sid mujhe aur hamare rishte ko tumhari zaroorat hai"( thnx P_Dla)
Bottomline- " come and finish the rituals; I have a date with armaan

11. "Main JHooti nahin hoon"    (thnx Monty)

Bottomline- I will always come back and tell u what ever I did with Armaan. I may be an adulteress but am not a 'jhooti'

By Harshu😳

Sid tumhe mere liye insecure ya jealous hone ki jarurat nahi hai '

-  Bcoz I can handle both men's side by side ' I am a 2 timer ' 🤣

guys please contribute😳 I would love to prove what kind of a %^&#$% the cvs have changed R into!

Edited by shamil - 13 years ago

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LMAOO this is hilarious!

roflllllllllllllllllll....the neverending saga of riddhima and her white lies !!i

last needed nail on riddhima's sanity's coffin 👍🏼

You forgot one

So well said...Now we  need to ask justification for these things from the CVs...I wonder what they have to say about them..

This is simply suberb ..... I was indeed rolling in laughter You are indeed a ⭐️

Some sense of humor

guys please contribute..
lets have fun😃

ROFL.

Originally posted by: P_dla

You forgot one

Riddhima(during karwa chauth)-"please ajao Sid mujhe aur hamare rishte ko tumhari zaroorat hai".

Another when"Agar tum mujhse itna pyaar karte ho to pehle hi keh diya hota,main tumhe kitna galat samjhi"

hail I forgot that!
come lets find bottom lines for these too