Posted: 13 September 2010 at 10:38am | IP Logged
hey everyone....here is an OS by MAHI ..
it consists of 3 M's>>>>> Mahi, me, and MAAN
read to find out what happens to two chornis such as ourselves
enuff of my baqwas...here it goes2 Chornis Meeting MAANA police officer is on his seat checking out a file where a lady hawaldaar brings up to gals.Hiba and Mahi.
Hwaldaar : Sir , yeh hain wo do chorni jo apna gang banana chahti hain.
The police officer keeps the file down and gets up , its none other than MSK.
MSK gets up in his style and stares at us with full anger in his eyes.
Hiba: (In Mind) : Haila.Ye tu Maan hain.
And hiba starts staring at him.
Mahi is also in her dreamland with Maan where she notices Hiba's phati phati aankhein staring at Maan.
Mahi becomes jealous and starts waving so that Hiba gets distract.
Hiba : Hat Na Mahi (pushes her hand while staring at maan)
Maan distracts by hiba saying MAHI.
And he looks at Mahi which is on his right side.
Maan : MAAHI
And Maan after listening this goes to his lalala land thinking of geet and Mahi as background music.
Here Hiba gets jealous of Maahi as Maahi and Maan are staring at each other wide wide eyes open.
Now hiba does the same thing as Maahi did when hiba and maan were staring.
Hiba:(To Herself) : Ye Maan kitna chaalu hain.Waha geet ko stare karte hain phir mujhe or abhi Mahi ko.
Kuch Kar Hiba , Kuch Kar.
Idea pops up in Hiba's head and she waves so that both get distracted but instead Maan takes out his cell.
Maan : Blue-toot on karo.
Maahi : Kya??
Maan Blue-toot on karo mujhe mahi gaana send karna hain.
He send the mahi song and Maan played the song.
Background music was Mahi and Maan was totally confused to stare at whom , Hiba or Mahi so he decided to do ABCD
Z Came on Hiba and Hiba got so much excited.
Hiba: Oyye Mahi , chal laga.
Mahi : oyye mein Mahi ho koi Mahi song nahin.
Hiba:tu tujhse kon baat karaha hain meine bhola Mahi song laga.
And Mahi song started playing and Hiba and Maan staring.
Mahi was not interested in staring and she got bored so she decided to sit down.
The staring went for 15 minutes and Mahi was yawningwhen hawaldaar lady came and distracted their eyelock.
Maan came to senses and so did Hiba.
Maan : Acha batao tum dono ka naam kya hain?
Mahi : Mahi.
Before Maan could go to another staring business Hiba popped up and said to maan.
Hiba:Tum tu abhi mujhko stare karahe the aur abhi mahi ko.Kitne chalu ho tum.
Maan : Aaj tak MSK KO KISI NE CHAALU NAHIN KAHA.
Mahi : Maan Singh Khurana zindagi mein sab kuch pehli baar hota hain.
Hiba :She is right
And Maan got more angry and gave a barha sa angry look to Mahi.
Mahi : Haila!Itna ghussa
Maan : AAJ TAK MSK KO KISI NE HAILA NAHIN KAHA.
Hiba : Maan Singh Khurana zindagi mein sab kuch pehli baar hota hain.
Mahi : She is right
Maan gave barha sa angry look to Hiba.
Maan : (In MSK Style) : Tum dono mein is chor gang ka president kon hain.
Both got scared.Mahi pointed at hiba and hiba at Mahi.
Maan was already angry and seeing this confusion he got more angry.
Maan : mujhe sach sach batao is gang ka president kon hain.
Hiba : Maan mein vice president ho aur ye president hain.
Mahi : Haan mager ye idea iska hain.
Hiba : Oyye ye gang banana ka idea mera nahin tera tha.
Mahi : Chor tu tu pehle bani.
Hiba : Tu
Mahi : Tu
And Hiba and Mahi started fighting and MSK couldnt stop them also as they were cat fighting so poor MSK sat down on his chair banged his head 10 times and then screamed when he couldn't tolerate the noise more.
Hiba and Mahi became silent.
Maan: Last Warning.I am giving you both last warning agar doosri chori ki tab lock up mein daal donga abhi ke liye aap dono jaa sakte ho.
Hiba and Mahi became happy and happily left the police station.
Outside Police Station.
Mahi : Ye dosti hum nahin torenge
Hiba : thorenge dam magar
Both hiba and mahi : Tere saath na chorenge.
Hiba:Yaar kitna zabardast ullu bana diya na
Mahi : I know because we are the best.
Hiba and Mahi rocks.</font>The Endwritten by: Mahi aka (Princezz22)
Edited by Hiba282 - 13 September 2010 at 10:50am