25/8 ' SR & ArShi : Phew! Ishq leta hai exam
I think Sid has taken away all the luxuries away from his wife until she finds her brains back and chooses between biwigiri and mother hen giri. Anyway, madamji arrived in an auto and her current project jeevan-mein-aage-badho Armaan Puttar also came zooming on his bike. No, no. No boyish charm , no naughty grin'Dhanno nahiin thi na wahaan attitude dikhaane ke liye? Anyway, Mommykins Riddhimaji looked at Armaan as if trying to read this on his forehead " I am zooming ahead in life , motherji and planning babies with Shilpa , so please inform Sid fatherji also"'.par nahiin!!!!!!!!!!!! Jo itne episodes mein nahiin hua woh ab kaise hoga?....Oh yessh , yessh! Since you have to sympathize with madamji , FBs of Armaan making her guilty-shuilty for moving on with Sid and loving Sid are also put in. '. " Tum theek ho na, Armaan?" ' HUMPH! Jis dinn usko ye question poochhna band kar doge , woh automatically YRF ke gaane gaane lagega Shilpa 'in-a-sexy-chiffon-sari ke saath. Anyway, Armaan gives her a " oh, not again" look '.You and your pati Sid. Life mein Project Armaan ke siwa koi thrill nahiin hai kya?.....He throws her a " Main Devdas hoon par cool hoon" look , he tells her to go and bother about her janam-janam ka saathi Siddhanth. Go and do some biwigiri , woman! Jab dekho , freakin' social service'..
Then , we look at our beautiful naari but Armaan ke pyaar ke bojh ki maari Shilpa in Sanjivani. Phew! Ishq leta hai aajkal sirf Shilpa ka exam. Creatives need to officially transfer all copyrights of 'Ishq leta hai' to Shilpaji. Bechaari sundar pyaari pari hamaari '..gets haunted by images of the beeta-hua-kal to such an extent that you'd be like ' cut the crap , man! 'AAHAT' bhoots are less scarier than these FBs ' stop daraaoing audience with this bhootgiri and spare our Shilpoo. Shilpaji hides in the FE to stop Ishq from taking her exam. Kya se kya ho gayi Shilpa Armaan ke pyaar mein? Woh badi-badi aankhein , woh Dolby Digital Sound jaisi effective echoing hanseee kho gayi bechaari ki Armaan ke pyaar mein''Ishq leta hai Shilpoo ke exam , Ishq mein jiyegi , Ishq mein maregi, ab Armaan Mallik hi hai Shilpa Malhotra ka Bhagwaan.
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Kucch to hua hai, kucch ho gaya hai' do chaar dinn se JP ka dil Shilpa ki badee-badee aankhon mein atak gaya hai''Can't blame JP. Shilpoo is the DMG stunner. Dekh kar sab ke mann mandir ki bella bajj jaati hain' tann' tann.. tann'.So, JP's gonna impress Shilpoo. Good , koi to hansaayega bechaari ko' sau dard hain to kya hua? Sau raahatein bhi hain.
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Fatherji and Motherji!... OOOOOOPPPPPPPSSSSSSS! Mr. Siddanth Modi and Mrs. Riddhima Siddhanth Modi. Both are playing Armaan-Armaan with each-other amidst stolen glances and " Ye kaisa pati hai/ Ye kind of patni hai" looks' Yahaan bhi! Sid's worry is Armaan ( GRRRRRRRRR! They both seriously need to hand over Project Armaan to Shilpookins) ' " Kahiin maine Armaan ko zyada to nahiin bol diya?"'And how can motherji stay behind ' " Kya main Sid se Armaan ke bare mein poochhoon?"' The patient lying between them is like.. " Dude and dudette, munh ka shutter khol kar hi baat kar lo , 1940s ke shaadi-shuda couple!"' And in comes a Shilpafied JP'.. Baar baar ye dinn aaye , baar baar ye dinn aaye aur poori duniya gaaye' HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! '..SR are like " Huh?"' JP gives an emotional speech and Sid , looking least bit interested in going to the party wonders if the cake would be more interesting than the dukhi situation of their lives. Riddz notices that Sid is behaving like a KARELA CAKE. But nahiin? Time par aaj tak madamji ne munh kahaan kholaa hai jo ab kholegi?.... JP goes and SR look bored and go back to their " Munh kholoon ya na kholoon" mode'.
And we come back to my baby Shilpa who is daraaoed by creatives and editors with Season 1 FBs which not even Armaan, Sid and Riddz want to watch in this janam. Kitna dukh sahegi bechaari? She just wants to turn into an athlete and run away from Armaan ' and in a telling moment , the very FE door from where she had imagined the Armaan and Riddhima FB, she sees Armaan walk in all alone. " Main duniya se dukhi aur duniya mujhse dukhi" Armaan poses in dukh , planning to give my Johnny Depp some serious competition'. Shilpa looks at him with her big-big hirni jaisi gol-gol aankhein and walks upto him thinking him to her hallucination-giri and asks him emotionally that who is he ? Why is he so different from others? Armaan forgets his dukh and worries about his Dhanno's mental health' he shakes her up' O TERI! Kya ho gaya aapko Dr.Shilpa? GRRRRRRRRRRR! Have motherji and fatherji included you also in Project Armaan ki gaadi aage badhaao?... Shilpa is surprised and without getting shocked in 3D effect , she turns away from her hone-waala 'janam-janam-ka-saathi'.phew! He better not see my aansoo, nahiin to phir rumaal de dega aur baad mein paise maangega'..
Armaan turns from angry jawaan aadmi to Devtaa-giri reloaded'..kabhi haan karta hai , kabhi na karta hai, audience aur Shilpa ko jab dekho torture karta hai. '.Suno Shilpoo! I know am a beast these days ( kya karoon 2.5 saal takk dupatte pakad pakad kar thakk gaya yaar' ab attitude dene ka mauka mila hai , thoda seh le yaar' baad mein tere dupatte lekar gaana hi hai na ishq leta hai) ' but I don't like hurting you. You surely are one helluva babe , if u can tolerate me and my mood-giri , you can love me! Yippie!... But I promise , I won't hurt you again ( haaye, haaye, ye writers kaise kaise jhooth bulwaate hain. I am supposed to ruin and reconstruct her)'. Shilpa , now in tragedy queen mode tells Armaan in the most pained tone'. " Armaan, main woh nahiin hoon jisse tumhe koi promise karma chaahiye"' Nikamme! You are going to make chutney out of my naazuk sa dil in the very next episode, so stop your jhoothe wade. Armaan is struck' Promise nahiin karunga to todunga kaise? O teri! Love story to tabhi shuru hogi na?..... Jokes apart , she just told him that she remembers what he said' she is a nobody'so, don't give me hope. I do not exist . I do not matter''
And we move back to motherji, fatherji and Project Armaan' phew! PHINALLY! Fatherji remembers that he is Motherji's pati aur agar Armaan ko jhoola jhulaate rahenge to inke bacche jhoola kab jhoolenge? They both maaro duniya-jahaan ke sentimental but MUCH-NEEDED dialogues to each-other. Riddz tries to take advantage of her aansoonyon ki dukaan but Sid is watching his sexyface videos and is more interested in saving his shaadi than giving rumaals to gather her aansoo. Listen up, babe! We love Armaan , we care for him but you gotta get it in your Mommykins head that our dard-ka-rishta with him and our hope and pyaar ka rishta with each-other are different. So, gather your brains and priorities , learn to segregate your zones , then , open your munh ka shutter in front of me' and like always , in front of Sexyface,Ickyface is just ZONKED'..Aur hamesha ki taraf auntyji ke motte motte aansoo. Sab ke taps chaalu karwaati hain- sabko rulaati hain' aur jab apni baari aati hai , to apni band bajj jaati hai? Huh, Riddhima Modi? If you love your husband, show it or else I can gather charity funds to arrange you a therapy session in Kerela.
Oh, yessh, yessh. Armaan darling heard SR ki " Tu tu main main" and DHAN TANEY! Baba Sid ka lecture is showing asar already. Instead of running off for another street fight , abusing Sid ( oops , woh to " kisi aur ka kaam hai", Armaan is 10 times more civilized than them.. yuk, yuk, yuk) for daring to raise his voice at Riddz , he understands their jhagde ka root cause''. " Me gotta convince the cuckoo jodi that I have moved on in life' nahiin to dono ladh-ladh kar Kahaani Ghar Ghar Ki ke 1000 episode chhaap denge"' and you smile!... Balle , balle , balle! But before your balle , balle can finish, Armaan throws a bouncer that leaves your jaw hanging' Ladki! SR ko convince karne ke liye Chiffon Sari mein ladki chaahiye! ' O TERI! You need to be normal and happy to convince SR. Yash Chopra ke gaane itne jaldi nahiin gaane'. So, you shake your head on Armaan's Mission Ladki Dhoondho'. And there in the Restroom, Shilpaji is cursing herself for falling for Armaan' haaye! Meri itni himmat ki main Season 1waale Armaan se pyaar karoon?... Phew! Chill maar yaar' Ab Armaan Season 2 mein hai'.Now, you both can sing Ishq takes exam to each-other.
As for Shilpa's resolve to maintain a professional relationship with Armaan, well it pankh lagaoz and udoz outside the window the second they see each-other'. Beta , teri kismet mein 'Saajna' hi hai'.
PRECAP: ArShi set the floor on fire. Sid is TEAM SHILPA and TEAM ArShi FOREVER ( sorry to the janta who is allergic to "phorever")' and Riddz is Team Chudailpana. Aunty , ya to ArShi ki baby-sitting kar lo ya apni shaadi-shuda love story ki fitting aur setting kar lo.
P.S- Mere munh lagne ki zaroorat nahiin hai. 😳
Love and luck always,❤️
GOD bless everyone. 🤗
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