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Posted: 25 August 2010 at 1:52am | IP Logged
Frustrated Manav Jokes...Wink
 
Hello friends, Raj here..Seeing Manav frustrations..and his helplessness in not bringing Archana home again and now force to marry Shrauvani...I am posting some jokes on them...Manav and Shrauvani...read and imagine them in those situations...I hope you will enjoy it...SmileBig smile
 
 
1- Manav Shravani se- kya tum mere chehre se ek cheez hata sakti ho?
Shrauvani khush hokar- ji Manav boliye, kya cheez?
Manav- arre manhoos, apni nazar hata...WinkLOLTongue
 
 
 
2- Manav aur shravani  mein ladaai hui, 
Manav ghar se chala gaya,   
Manav raat ko phone per:- "Khane mein kya banaya hai"
Shrauvani:- Zeher.
Manav:- Main der se aoonga, tum khaa kar so jaana...TongueWink
 

3- Manav:- Sir, my wife is missing.
Postmaster:- bhai ye post office hai,
police station me complain dijeeye.
Manav:- Kya karoon, khushi ke maare
kuch samajh nahin aa raha...LOLLOL

 
4- Shrauvani:-  'If I dismiss the cook and make the food for you myself for a month, what will you pay me?'
Manav:- " 'I don't need to pay you. You'll get my entire life insurance amount.'...TongueLOL
 
 
5- Manav to Shrauvani:-Marriage is a three-ring circus:
Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman:
Before marriage and after marriage....LOLLOL
 

6- Manav: Bappa'''''.. Mujhe dard de, Dukh de, Tension de, Mujhe barbaad kar de, Mere peeche bhoot yah bhootni laga de'

Bappa jee: Mere Pyaare Bhakt Manav ' ek line mein bol ke Shravani (Biwi) chahiye'LOLWink


7- Shrauvani : Wives apne pati ko A.G. kyun kahti hain? 

Manav : Kyunki Wives Sanskari hoti hain, Bhari Bazaar mein  "Abey Gadhe" nahi keh sakti isliye short mein A.G. Kehti hain...LOLTongue(Jaise main Gadha hoon toh tum jaisi namoone se shaadi ki...Archana ne phansaa diya..beda gark ho uska..LOL)
 
 
Thank you..
Keep Smiling...
Waiting for your views and comments...
God Bless You all....
 
Set_raj..Smile


Edited by set_raj - 25 August 2010 at 2:01am

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Posted: 25 August 2010 at 1:57am | IP Logged
ROFLROFL
Too hilarious raj LOLLOL

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Posted: 25 August 2010 at 2:00am | IP Logged
Originally posted by simplyshraddha

ROFLROFL
Too hilarious raj LOLLOL

shraddha i thought this is the best way for Manav to express and vent out his frsutrations...imagine if they show something like this....LOLLOLLOL

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Posted: 25 August 2010 at 2:04am | IP Logged
Originally posted by set_raj

Originally posted by simplyshraddha

ROFLROFL
Too hilarious raj LOLLOL

shraddha i thought this is the best way for Manav to express and vent out his frsutrations...imagine if they show something like this....LOLLOLLOL


LOLLOL i can imagine one d bazar wala where is shravani is bargaining for baingans n manav  sir pe haath rakhe hue LOL shravani -A.G suno yeh baingan ke daam kam hi nahi kar rahi ,kya karu  kya pakau aaj??? n manav saying mera sar ROFL


Edited by simplyshraddha - 25 August 2010 at 2:05am

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Posted: 25 August 2010 at 2:17am | IP Logged
Originally posted by simplyshraddha

Originally posted by set_raj

Originally posted by simplyshraddha

ROFLROFL
Too hilarious raj LOLLOL

shraddha i thought this is the best way for Manav to express and vent out his frsutrations...imagine if they show something like this....LOLLOLLOL


LOLLOL i can imagine one d bazar wala where is shravani is bargaining for baingans n manav  sir pe haath rakhe hue LOL shravani -A.G suno yeh baingan ke daam kam hi nahi kar rahi ,kya karu  kya pakau aaj??? n manav saying mera sar ROFL
LOLLOLtht was cool...bechara waise bhi Manav thaali ka baingan ban gaya hai...here another one of Manav and Shrauvani...
Archana to Manav - Agle Janm me tum kya banna chaheto

Manav - Cockroach

Archana- Kyun

Manav - Mere wife Shrauvani sirf  cockroach se darti hai...LOLLOL


Edited by set_raj - 25 August 2010 at 2:20am

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Posted: 25 August 2010 at 2:25am | IP Logged
Originally posted by set_raj

Originally posted by simplyshraddha

Originally posted by set_raj

Originally posted by simplyshraddha

ROFLROFL
Too hilarious raj LOLLOL

shraddha i thought this is the best way for Manav to express and vent out his frsutrations...imagine if they show something like this....LOLLOLLOL


LOLLOL i can imagine one d bazar wala where is shravani is bargaining for baingans n manav  sir pe haath rakhe hue LOL shravani -A.G suno yeh baingan ke daam kam hi nahi kar rahi ,kya karu  kya pakau aaj??? n manav saying mera sar ROFL
LOLLOLtht was cool...bechara waise bhi Manav thaali ka baingan ban gaya hai...here another one of Manav and Shrauvani...
Archana to Manav - Agle Janm me tum kya banna chaheto

Manav - Cockroach

Archana- Kyun

Manav - Mere wife Shrauvani sirf  cockroach se darti hai...LOLLOL


ROFL very gud

i have one
Manav: Shravani mein aaj khana banaya hain dekho zara
Shravani  eeeeeeeeeee !!!! Manav yeh kaise gobar jaisa banaya hai aapne
Manav: hey ram is aurat ne kya kya chak raha haiLOLLOL

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Posted: 25 August 2010 at 2:30am | IP Logged
Originally posted by simplyshraddha

Originally posted by set_raj

Originally posted by simplyshraddha

Originally posted by set_raj

Originally posted by simplyshraddha

ROFLROFL
Too hilarious raj LOLLOL

shraddha i thought this is the best way for Manav to express and vent out his frsutrations...imagine if they show something like this....LOLLOLLOL


LOLLOL i can imagine one d bazar wala where is shravani is bargaining for baingans n manav  sir pe haath rakhe hue LOL shravani -A.G suno yeh baingan ke daam kam hi nahi kar rahi ,kya karu  kya pakau aaj??? n manav saying mera sar ROFL
LOLLOLtht was cool...bechara waise bhi Manav thaali ka baingan ban gaya hai...here another one of Manav and Shrauvani...
Archana to Manav - Agle Janm me tum kya banna chaheto

Manav - Cockroach

Archana- Kyun

Manav - Mere wife Shrauvani sirf  cockroach se darti hai...LOLLOL


ROFL very gud

i have one
Manav: Shravani mein aaj khana banaya hain dekho zara
Shravani  eeeeeeeeeee !!!! Manav yeh kaise gobar jaisa banaya hai aapne
Manav: hey ram is aurat ne kya kya chak raha haiLOLLOL
LOLLOLIsliye uske sar mein sirf Gobar hi bhara hua hai...LOLLOL
 
Doctor to Manav- Apka aur apki wife ka blood group ek hi hai

Manav - Hoga hi, last 25 years se mera khooon jo pi rahi hai.LOLLOL

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Posted: 25 August 2010 at 2:43am | IP Logged
Originally posted by set_raj

Originally posted by simplyshraddha

Originally posted by set_raj

Originally posted by simplyshraddha

Originally posted by set_raj

Originally posted by simplyshraddha

ROFLROFL
Too hilarious raj LOLLOL

shraddha i thought this is the best way for Manav to express and vent out his frsutrations...imagine if they show something like this....LOLLOLLOL


LOLLOL i can imagine one d bazar wala where is shravani is bargaining for baingans n manav  sir pe haath rakhe hue LOL shravani -A.G suno yeh baingan ke daam kam hi nahi kar rahi ,kya karu  kya pakau aaj??? n manav saying mera sar ROFL
LOLLOLtht was cool...bechara waise bhi Manav thaali ka baingan ban gaya hai...here another one of Manav and Shrauvani...
Archana to Manav - Agle Janm me tum kya banna chaheto

Manav - Cockroach

Archana- Kyun

Manav - Mere wife Shrauvani sirf  cockroach se darti hai...LOLLOL


ROFL very gud

i have one
Manav: Shravani mein aaj khana banaya hain dekho zara
Shravani  eeeeeeeeeee !!!! Manav yeh kaise gobar jaisa banaya hai aapne
Manav: hey ram is aurat ne kya kya chak raha haiLOLLOL
LOLLOLIsliye uske sar mein sirf Gobar hi bhara hua hai...LOLLOL
 
Doctor to Manav- Apka aur apki wife ka blood group ek hi hai

Manav - Hoga hi, last 25 years se mera khooon jo pi rahi hai.LOLLOL


LOLLOL

Shravani- manav agar mein mar jau to aap dubara shaadi nahi karenge na, mujhe pata aap bahut hi zimmedar insan hai , par phir bhi aap use mere saree pehne nahi doge na
Manav-magar Archana toh tumse lambi hai (oye teri kya bol diya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOLLOL)


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