Kools commentary : Aug 24 PR - Page 5

Originally posted by: SaffyFlower

This one is for u Nikki 😉

 

PR mein Mardaangee -honee anhonee

 

K house -lights on,all ladies in K & D house congregate,bulbing neon sarees bright for karwa chauth festivities.They are waiting for the men to come home.

Shravni - Archna,tumko koi haq nahin hai yeh vrat rakhney ki,Manav mere hai aur tumhaaree talaq ho chuki hai😈

Varshu - Arey,lekin teree tho shaadi hui bhi nahin😆,tu kis key liye rakh rahee hai,tera sachin tho already margayaa na tumhaarey vrat sey.😆Uski tho permanent grahan kardiye tum😆

Archu -yeh haq nahin zimmedari hai,shaadi hui nahin hui aint doesnt matter - zimmedari tho nibhaana hi hai na😃

vandu- vahini,aap hamesha ki tarah sahi - dada key pasandedaar kheer,sheera,etc. banaye na?

main tho mere saasuma key liye rakh rahee vrat🥺

vaishu - Tai,main tho mandap sey bhaag key Dharmesh sey shaadi karee,mere fiance ko ditch maree.prashchit karna chahtee hoon,us ditched laundey key vastey bhi ek vrat rakdoon kya soch rahee hoon,bechara mar na jaye dil toot key😕

vershu - Tai,tum bina suhaag key vrat rakrey aur vaishu tho ek shaadi karkey dho dho vrat rakh ree😕arey,main tho sochee rakhoon hi nahin,satish tho hale and healthy hain na,zyaada lamba jeeney ka abhi sey kyon sochna hai😆

minchoo - punni aur ruchi ko vinod ki bahut zaroorath hai,this vrat is v important😉

vershu - oh,tho ab aap punni aur ruchi sey kaam karvaathe,unsey vrat rakhwa rahey hongey😲aap kabhi nahin sudhartee vahini

sulo - panting ..(looking at savita) - aap tho thakhey hi nahin savita ji vrat sey🤔

savita-haan,mein thoda mere pati key yaad mein,unke pocket sey churaakey thodee daro peelee - tho mast mood mein still😎raat bar vrat-ing

D and K men at the DOmbivili paan shop - all depressed -

paan waala - (looking at manav with beard en all) -kya hua saab?ek paan lo saab,pankha udeyga ghar mein,uske saath biwi ki saari bhi

Manav - kaunsee biwi,kaunsee saari

D baba - fikar mat kar Manav,teri kismat ki rekha tumhey sahi saaree tak pahuncha dega,bas is baar kheench lena - sirf Archana ko🤪

Mano - Damodar,abhi sey humey chalna chahiye kya ghar? Mera morning walk poora nahin hua abhi bhi -park key aur kuch smoochy hussies bache hain,kya karoon?😳

Satish - mujhey lagta hai humey jaana chahiye,varsha intezaar kar rahi hogee mitaai key saath☺️

Dhammu - Haan satish,hum sab ko jaana chaiye-ek hi gaadi mein chale jaayengey,ek key upar ek bait key,unnecessary karcha mujhey nahin pasand😳

Ajit - (Frustrated) -Arey yeh kya vrat,shrat - yeh aurataan tho is duniya mein sukoon sey jeene nahin dey the,aur jaldi paradise jaakar thoda ramba,mohini dekhney bhi nahin deyte.Lambee umar ki prarthana karkey humko jeetey jee aur tadpaana chahtey hai,chipkalis😡

Sasurji,humko 2 boond pilaakey jaana chahiye,aur inkee holiness ki phanda phodna chahiye aaj-wat say u?

Damo - er,Ajit beta.Mein asli daroo peena kab ka chod diya,savita key liye emergency key vaaste pocket mein rakhtha hoon - mein asli peeta,tho asli marad kabka bantha,ab tho mere biwi hi mardaangi dikhatee hai,jaantey ho na😳

Everybody-😲😲

Humko bhi thoda nautanki karney deejiye, humaaree patniyon key saath,aaj hum apni dil ki baath bolkey hi rahengey - asli daroo ya nakli 🤓

 

Ok gangstas,wrote this in quick 15 min,sorry for any mistakes -in case u like it ,lemme know - will do nakli daroo first and then asli later 😉

 

 

 

 

Originally posted by: SaffyFlower

oh,FIfi 😲So sorry,I will send u an english translated version😊

This one is for u Fifi,english translated 😉

Shravni - Archna,u have no right to do this fasting.Manav is mine and ur divorced,remember 😈

Varshu - But ur not yet married na😆.Who r u doin the fast for,ur sachin already hit the bucket😆.u permanently eclipsed him😆

Archu -This is not about right but about duties,married not married aint doesnt matter -duty has to be fulfilled😃

vandu- vahini u r always right as usual - ur gonna make dada's fav kheer,sheera etc.?If you just cry or smile,thatz enuf for him too.Am gonna do this fast for my MIL instead🥺

vaishu - Tai,I ran away from my wedding hall and married Dharmesh,I ditched my fiance.I want to repent.Thinking whether to do a fast for that chap too,hope he dint die of heart break😕

vershu -Oh,so u r making punni and ruchi do the fast instead then😡You will never change vahini

paan waala - (looking at manav with beard en all) -wat happened saar?have a paan saar,and the fan will breeze,ur wifey's saree too will fly

Manav - Which wife,which saree 😕

Dhammu - Yes Satish,we shud go now -we shud go in 1 car,sitting on top of each other,I don like to spend unneccesarily

Damo - er,Ajit beta.I stopped drinking the real beer,I have it in the pocker for savita emergency situations-if I had the real stuff bfor,I wud have been a real man,but now my wife wears my pants,you know na😳

Dear gangstas,wrote this in quick 15 min,sorry for any mistakes -in case u like it ,lemme know - will do nakli daroo first and then asli later 😉