Posted: 24 August 2010 at 12:06pm | IP Logged
Kools commenting from base ..............Raksha Bandhan continues in PR
Guys am bysy today so will comment only on the humorous part .
Vandu the Goat tied Rakhi to Bhagwan who is pining for suhaag raat with Archna and wrestling with Zimmedari BHOOT . Focussing on his sister was something refreshing for Bhagwan .
TUM SABSE ACHE BHAI HO said Vandu .
TUM SABSE ACHI BEHEN said Bhagwan .
My comment : Script is being written by fifth graders who are studying their HIndi Texts religiously .
SUDHRA HUA Ajit gave Manav and sasur some gifts and then went without partaking of sasural's hospitality to get Rakhi tied by his sister . Door was opened by his Evil , unrepentant Gunda Mom who told him to GET OUT .
You come with me NOW said SUDHRA HUA AJIT EMOTIONALLY , quite fORGETTING HOW HIS MOM HAD BURNT HIS WIFE . His natural love started overflowing .
Dont wanna ........said the Mom , Unemotional and Unrepentant .
Why ? Its U who left , I didnt tell u to go , said SUDHRA HUA AJIT weeping . He wanted Mommy .
Coz Ur place is FATICHAR ......said his mommy practically . And this flat is COOL . Go to ur JHOPADPATTI ALONE . Why wud I come there , ha ?Think Im crazy ?
My comment : She is right .
Shravani was in an exceedingly good mood while preparing the Raksha Bandhan Lunch . She was very good to her Nanand The GOAT . What do u want for sweet , she asked .Lets make of UR CHOICE . We will make KHEER for DADA said the GOAT . With PISTAS AND BADAMS .THE WAY ARCHU VAHINI MADE .
She is NOT UR VAHINI said Shravni , eyes hardening . GOT IT ?
Sorry stuttered the Goat .
Im making it CLEAR .No one in this HOUSE takes her NAME , Ive mADE IT CLEAR .If U want relations with this house , DONT TAKE ARCHUS NAME . CHOICE IS URS .
My comment : Although Shravni has no right to talk this way , her anger is justifiable . Each time the Deshmukhs do it very insensitively and tactlessly . Vandu needed it and such a Vahini who is ok with a nanand till a certain point [ not totally evil like Manju ] but knows WHEN TO PUT HER FOOT DOWN is refreshing .
The K gang was brooding over Holy Archu's future . She needs to marry , they said . She needs SAHARA . To wipe her TEARS . For wiping tears one sometimes needs SAHARA . [ Why , isnt a handkerchief enough ?] She has to think of her POORI ZINDAGI .
Just then Holy Archu came in and heard it all . STOP TALKING OF MY MARRAIGE AT ONCE she cried , hOLY INDIGNATION reddening her beautiful face . IM NOT GONNA MARRY .
WHy not ? Asked her meddlesome sisters who still have not understood meaning of marraige themselves .
Coz I HAVE ALREADY BEEN MARRIED TO MY BHAGWAN .............said HOLY ARCHU , wanting to fall on her knees and worship him mentally at that point itself .
BUT .........UR ZINDAGI !
LET ZINDAGI go to HELL said Holy Archu , thinking of the fOO FOO and BHAGWAN's HOLY BREATH on her face .
But Ur BHAGWAN IS MARRYING ! Shravni !
Thats HIS MAJBOORI . NOT MINE . Thats HIS PROBLEM .NOT MINE .answered Holy Archu smartly and silenced her sisters .
My comment : Holy Archu has impeccable logic at times .
Vinod was doing kitkit to Evil Manju who was putting clothes to dry on the clothes line by standing behind her . You know what you are Minchoo he said angrily ......Ur a KUTTE KI DOOM . My BHOLI MOM may have forgiven u , but I won't .Never Never Never . NO Relations between u and me now .Only For Kids we will be together .JUST WATCH .U think u can waltz back and have a marraige ?Hah ! yea , Hah , Minchoo , and SO THERE !
Minchoo looked shocked . She rather wanted the sex part . That was the only thing she enjoyed in this sick K house that had come along with Vinod . And all those unbearable HOLY NANANDS .Especially the HOLIEST ELDER ONE , The TEEKHI MIDDLE ONE and THE LATEST MARWADI ONE .
My comment : The ideal point to stop the Sex shud have been the day she hauled him to the MAHILA SAMITI .
After this shock from hubby Minchoo rather welcomed her SUDHRA HUA BROTHER who came there with a Rakhi in his pocket in case she hadnt bought one . Awwwww . Muvaa to such sentiment . So sweet . The Holy K gang watched in approval . Manohar , who had bbeen secretly thinking of running away when the Arguments would start by slinking slowly near the wall and tip toeing out , smiled with RELIEF that no one ARGUED . When his Chubby Wife and DEVI daughters and EVIL BAHU stood in one room , he got palpitations , coz there wud be a SURE SHOT ARGUMENT . He now knew exactly when it wud start .
My comment : ManOhar NEEDS a smooch . All this is TOO much for him . Give him one CVs . Find the hussy .And hey ! While we r at it , Show VINOD STRAYING . That will set Manju straight .And show the other woman as GOOD . This will be interesting .
Why are u taking Vahini back when u know she will betray u YET again ?Asked Varsha to CHUBBY .
For PUNNI .Said Chubby , ready with her parrot answer . And RUCHI . PUNNI IS THE GOAL OF MY LIFE . DAMN MANJU AND DAMN U TOO .
My comment : Manohar she has ALREADY damned .
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Edited by koolsadhu1000 - 24 August 2010 at 12:14pm