Since a lot of rumours are spreading around the forum about the future of DMG, LT decided to find out what actually is in store for the viewers. Since we were not allowed to enter the sets we kidnapped the spotboy Munnu while he was returning home and after a lot of cajoling he revealed to us the future tract. So viewers forget all other rumours and believe us, for we have the 'confirmed news'.
In the coming days you will see;
Rampa argues with Arju saying champa 'tumhare 'layak' nahin hain". (AR fans analyze the expressions and decides its 'jealousy' while SR fans say its 'concern')
Champa overhears this and complains to Sidhu who follows Arju to the BB court and asks him to move on. (S fans claps hands eagerly, A fans happy to get another reason to abuse S)
Arju gets irritated and strikes the ball on Sidhu's head making him lose his memory. Now he forgets everything related to Ramp.(AR fans scream 'forever' while S fans looks stunned)
A guilt-ridden Arju decides to do another world tour concert;this time for amnesia patients( KSG exits for fearfactor)
Sidhu mistakes Champa for Tammy, his first love and Rampa as Sr.Stella. He preposes to Champa in the locker room while Rampa watches this with the same expressions she gave during Arju-champa-eyelocks. ( Its time for SR fans to say its "jealousy' while AR fans believe its just 'concern')
Rampa back to her chudail mode gives two 'fataaks' to Sidhu which makes him regain his lost memory. (AR fans curse R while SR fans decide they will finally get C-night)
Sidhu tells Champa he will go and bring Arju back. ( Exit KW and whether sidhu comes back or gets killed in a plane crash will be decided based on his contract renewal, Till then they will do a champa-Rampa sister track)
So keep watching this column to know what else is being cooked for u by the beloved CVs of your favourite show, Dill Mein Ghaas'.
Jhoota Singh, Lunatic Times
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