SOME MORE SMSES!!!

Hey Guys lets share some more new SMSES 😉

link 2 previous post: http://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=1079807

same rules...any type except vulgur or hurting 😊

herez one:

Do u want to hear a dirty joke?
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Are you sure?
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Ok, here you go…
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A white horse fell in the mud

^ lol... 😆


Can v do romance in the evening today?

I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting

reply me soon!

urs lovingly

"MOSQUITO"

hehe

Husband: begum khana tayar nahi hua abhi?
Begum: nahi g,thori dair baqi ha.
Husband: theek ha mein bahar se kha leta hon.
Begum: bas 5 mint ruk jaen.
Husband:5 mint mein khana tayar ho jaega?
Begum: nahi mein tayar ho jaungi.

^^^   hahaahaa 🤣 v.funny

One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile.

The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message. He angried and called to rani.

She told stupid "This was a missed call"

🤣 gud going guys...post more

^ okie here's one

God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested

 

God Made Man
Man Made Money
Money Made Man Mad!!