Posted: 08 February 2005 at 3:26am | IP Logged
A young couple was golfing one day on a very exclusive course lined
with million-dollar houses. On the third tee, the wife sliced her shot
right through the large front window of the biggest house along the
course. They walked up, knocked on the door and heard a voice say,
"Come on in."
When they opened the door, they saw glass
everywhere and a broken bottle lying on the floor. A man on the couch
said, "Are you the people who broke my window?"
began to apologize, but the man cut him off, "Actually, I want to thank
you, I'm a genie who was trapped in that bottle, and your wayward shot
released me. I'm allowed to grant three wishes, so what I'd like to do
is give each of you one wish, and I'll keep last one for myself."
said the husband. "I want a million dollars a year for the rest of my
life." "No problem," said the genie, "it's the least I can do."
want a house in every country in the world," said the wife. "Consider
it done," said the genie, "and now for my wish. Because I've been
trapped in that bottle, I haven't had sex in a really long time. My
wish is to sleep with your wife."
The husband looked over at his
wife and said, "Well, we did get a lot of money and all those
houses...If you don't mind honey, I don't either." The wife agreed.
genie took her upstairs and ravished her for 3 hours. After he was
through, the genie looked at the wife and asked, "How old is you
"Twenty-five," said the wife.
"And he still believes in genies?"