Kools reporting from base : Ajit ROCKS in PR πππ
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Guys , Guys The Tiger outshone ALL today . Muvaaa muvaa . [ Cant contain myself .Sorry .} Ok . here it goes . Hold on to ur seats guys .
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JHAGDA OF THE CHEAPO TITANS
Yup . Savita caught Rasika red handed trying to BURN her daughter by pressing her hand to a hot kadai so she did YEEEEEEEEEEEE and rushed ahead . Enraged , Savita went in fulll Mawaali form . The fight that took place was thus .........
Savita : YE !
Rasika : AIE !
Savita : CHUP !
Rasika : Tu Chup !
Savita : High Society Waali Cheapo !
Rasika : Low Society waali Cheapo !
Savita : Is this how u HI society Cheapos treat Bahus ?
Rasika : Hah ! We all Saw What u Low Society Waali Treated Archu Like ! So there !
Savita : CHUP !
Rasika : Wha....
Savita : CHOP ! Ekdum CHOP ! Have NOT touched Archu with even 4 UNGLIS . [ Ok this is a Lie . U did push her around when she returned .}
Rasika : Humph !
Savita : Nalayak ! Kameeni !
Rasika : Chup !
Savita : One word u say , Ill tie u to a pole in the bazaar and WHIP U !
Rasika : CHUP !
Savita : CHOP !
Rasika : CHOP !
Savita : ChOOOOP !
Rasika : Aie !
Savita : Nalayak Aurat !
Rasika : Tu !
Savita : GHatiya Aurat !
Rasika : TU !
Phew . Guys The CHUP CHOP CHUPCHOP was exhausting ! Savita then dragged her GOAT BETI home saying ONE MINUTE IS OVER .ππππ Guys wud u believe it GOAT BETI didnt WANNA GO .ππ She wanted to be roasted like a BRINJAL by the time Ajit came home so she cud be served as a BHARTHA dish to him in his evening supper .
TIGER COMES HOME
Tiger was being trained as a MECHANIC under Bhagwan's guidance .ππ Ok , a question to CVS . Is becoming a MECHANIC the only vocation for an educated person ? Huh ! They have referred to Ajit's education many times in this serial .It seems he is a graduate of some sorts .Then why is he not doing a clerical job like ACCOUNTS ? Why a techno field like a MECHANIC [ that too with no prior experience ?] Makes any SENSE ?
Ok that Meanie Prakash started taunting Bhagwan . He is the one who called HOly ARchu OONCHA MAAL .πππ OMG LOOK AT THAT he said to his friends in a meanie way . Had I known getting job was this easy , I wud have brought my full KHANDAAN IN . MY COUSINS , MY BRO ETC ETC . It is ZAMANA of KISS UPS this and that .ππ [ I like this Prakash . He has a mean streak like me.}
Bhagwan was gonna talk to Prakash and fall for his BAIT . But surprise surprise , TIGER held him back . Guys my sweetu Tiger has BECOME MATURE and PATIENT with GODS wHIPLASH . [ Muvaa .Dont mind the muvaas guys . there r plenty more to come so IGNORE THEM .]
Just then Jaywant came in and blasted Prakash . TULA KAI DOOSRA KAAM NAI RE ?he asked in ASSAL MARATHI STYLE . { Guys Im grudgingly beginning to LIKE this Jaywant . He seems PRACTICAL and FAIR . That day he insisted Manav eat at least MITHAI , that day he helped Archu , today he took a hard line with this MEANIE PRakash .. Hes GOOD guys when he fires .π U know me , I like to see FIRING PEOPLE SCENES .πππ]
Ok after all this , Tiger came home to find NO VANDU .Guys The Tiger enters the home yelling for Vandu , so much he wants Vandu now. π³ Instead he found his KHADOOS MOM who gave him EVASIVE answers about Vandu .
She went with her MOM she answered him shamelessly .
What ! Why ?? Asked a puzzled Tiger , totally sure his Goat Wife wudnt Stir beyond the boundaries of their JHOPADPATTI to eat grass .
DUNNO lied his mom even more shamelessly .
YOU must have done something I know u ! said the Tiger Not taken in ONE BIT like BHAGWAN USED TO BE BY SAVITA WHEN SAVITA LIED to him and got him to sign divorce papers etc .
The TIger then went to his sasural to bring Vandu home . Only to be met by a furious SAAS who refused to send his wife home and told him bluntly his mom was a NALAYAK .ππππ
Bhagwan squirmed when his mom said that . He FORGAVE his mom . [ In his HEART of course , he doesnt do these forgivings vocally . Dunno when she will learn to forgive her ENEMY he wondered , worried about his mom's spiritual progress .} U see guys , Bhagwan doesnt want the Tiger Insulted as a SAALA . He feels uncomfortable with these delicate relations.
But the Tiger did NOT make faaltu ego issues . He apologised on his Moms behalf and promised them it wont happen again . He was Aghast at Vandu's burnt wound on her fair Goat Hand . He wanted to fall on his knees and kiss it , that hand . And apply meds . My Darling GOAT ! he thought privately , seething with anger at his chaalu MOm .
The GOAT rose up to his expectations as he expected .
MOMMY IM sorry But I MUST GO WITH HIM , said the GOAt , to Savita's astonishment . The Only reason I came with u was to RESPECT U and i was SURE he wud come to take me .Let me go MAMMA. [ OMG Guys the GOAT has Grown into a WOMAN . She wanted to go to her MAN .}
The Tiger looked FONDLY at the GOat . Sweetu Goat ! He said gratefully to her in his mind for not playing hard to get and Tarsofying him . My heavenly Goat ! How i miss ur Baa Baas ! He vowed to write a poem for her when he got the time .
The Tiger then touched everyones feet and bonded with his once upon a time DRUNKARD SASUR . He then came home with the Goat in tow .
OMG guys here is where the Tiger SHONE . He told his mom NOT to ever lay a finger on Vandu again , and when Rasika refused to listen he lifted his hand to SLAP her . OMG guys that was BIG . Thats precisely the way guys shud deal with EVIL INCARNATE like Rasika instead of giving the MOM IS GOD CRAP . MOMS WHO BURN BAHUS R NOT GODS , they R DAYANS . Thank goodness we saw reality in PR today .
Not just that The Tiger told Rasika he KNEW she wudnt stop and if she did , he wud do POLICE COMPLAINT against her himself .
Not just that , when Rasika started JHOOTA CRYING He told her to SHUT HER NATAK .ππππ Of course in two minutes Rasika stopped crying .πππ
My comments : Ajit Rocked . They showed a reality scene in PR today where how Saasumas like Rasika shud be REALLY dealt with was effectively shown . I congratulate CVS for showing this reality and not glorifying moms like Rasika keeping Hindi serial formula in mind . Simply superb , the way he raised his hand and stopped . Moral of the story ....Tiger Rocked , parrot nose and all so a big muvaaa to him .
TA RA RE RE SCENE
Guys Archu bumped into her Bhagwan and the Tiger in the factory . They didnt Talk and walked away . BHAGWAN EVADED HIS EYES ...SO DID ARCHU after seeing his mood .Initially she was ALL game for smiling at him . Guys I dont understand this silly behaviour why didnt they say a cordial hello ? And then they do FOO FOO in public after showing norecognition like this . The Tiger was seeing all this .
Ok Now see the cream sequence .They walked little away , THEN turned and looked sneakily at each other . BY STOPPING .ππππ And all this time TA RA RE RE MUSIC played in background . The Tiger was watching indulgently . As if he UNDERSTOOD . Arre Watz going on .Guys Guys Dump that Shravni and MARRY na. Yeh kya aankh MICHOLI ur doing ? This stopping and sneakily seeing will lead to more gossip guys . Today it was TIGER who saw , tomorrow it will be meanie Prakash . ππππ There she sleeps with his album on tummy and dreams he falls on her in the TRAIN . [ Guys they badly wanna DO IT . I mean AHEM .]
Dharmu bluntly told Archu to marry and move along as tongues were wagging in his company .He was respectful and crossed no bounds .
Shravni was replaying ARCHU BHAGWANS RAIN SCENE in her mind and has phoned Archu demanding to meet her .I think she will ask her to marry like Dharmu and Archu will agree .
Kools signing off for the day .Like button if u liked , Comments even if u wanna throw tomates at me . Love u guys , CIAO .π
Edited by koolsadhu1000 - 13 years ago