Jokes

India-Forums

   
Jokes
Jokes

Present Day Kids

Nisha82 Senior Member
Nisha82
Nisha82

Joined: 05 January 2005
Posts: 525

Posted: 07 February 2005 at 7:45pm | IP Logged
Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted.

"Mom, I want a bike for my birthday." Little Bobby was a bit of a troublemaker. He had gotten into trouble at school and at home. Bobby's mother asked him if
he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday. Little Bobby, of course, thought he did. Bobby's mother, wanted Bobby to reflect on his behavior over
the last year.
"Go to your room, Bobby, and think about how you have behaved this year. Then write a letter to God and tell him why you deserve a bike for your birthday." Little Bobby stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write God a letter.


Letter 1
Dear God,
I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my birthday.
I want a red one.
Your friend,
Bobby
Bobby knew that this wasn't true. He had not been a very good boy this year, so he tore up the letter and started over.


Letter 2
Dear God,
This is your friend Bobby. I have been a good boy this year and I would like a red bike for my birthday.
Thank you.

Your friend
Bobby
Bobby knew that this wasn't true either. So, he tore up the letter and started again.

Letter 3
Dear God,
I have been an "OK "boy this year. I still would really like a bike for my birthday.
Bobby


Bobby knew he could not send this letter to God either. So, Bobby wrote a fourth letter.


Letter 4
God,
I know I haven't been a good boy this year. I am very sorry. I will be a good boy if you just send me a bike for my birthday. Please!
Thank you,
Bobby
Bobby knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going to get him a bike. Now, Bobby was very upset. He went downstairs and told his mom that he wanted to go to church. Bobby's mother thought her plan had worked, as Bobby looked very sad. "Just be home in time for
dinner," Bobby's mother told him.
Bobby walked down the street to the church on the corner. Little Bobby went into the church and up to the altar. He looked around to see if anyone was there. Bobby bent down and picked up a statue of the Virgin Mary. He slipped
the statue under his shirt and ran out of the church, down the street, into the house, and up to his room. He shut the door to his room and sat down with a piece of paper and a pen.Bobby began to write his letter to God.

Letter 5
God,

I'VE KIDNAPPED YOUR MAMA. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN,
SEND THE BIKE!
BOBBY

baby_c Newbie
baby_c
baby_c

Joined: 21 January 2005
Posts: 20

Posted: 07 February 2005 at 9:31pm | IP Logged
LOL LOL LOL
dolly1211 Goldie
dolly1211
dolly1211

Joined: 29 August 2004
Posts: 1089

Posted: 08 February 2005 at 3:52am | IP Logged
LOL LOL LOL I have read this joke long ago... but still its a good one.. I liked it...
mumbai_masti Senior Member
mumbai_masti
mumbai_masti

Joined: 08 February 2005
Posts: 631

Posted: 08 February 2005 at 4:15am | IP Logged
Big smile
fatty1 Goldie
fatty1
fatty1

Joined: 08 January 2005
Posts: 1643

Posted: 08 February 2005 at 3:34pm | IP Logged
LOLSmile
  • Page 1 of 1

Go to top

Related Topics

  Topics Author Replies Views Last Post
Kids are quick ... =) see that

2 3 4 5 6 7 8

Author: Cardenia   Replies: 56   Views: 5228

Cardenia 56 5228 28 August 2010 at 9:45am by -Becky-
kids of year 3000... very funny animations

Author: Usman.   Replies: 7   Views: 2922

Usman. 7 2922 29 December 2009 at 11:37am by Usman.
Some (kids) jokes...

Author: -Aishwarya-   Replies: 6   Views: 1020

-Aishwarya- 6 1020 25 June 2009 at 3:10pm by jia_v
His Present - English Girl

Author: Morgoth   Replies: 3   Views: 1029

Morgoth 3 1029 26 August 2004 at 4:23am by flora
present

Author: current   Replies: 1   Views: 755

current 1 755 19 August 2004 at 6:23am by anjuman

Forum Quick Jump

Forum Category / Channels
Forums

  • Please login to check your Last 10 Topics posted

Disclaimer: All Logos and Pictures of various Channels, Shows, Artistes, Media Houses, Companies, Brands etc. belong to their respective owners, and are used to merely visually identify the Channels, Shows, Companies, Brands, etc. to the viewer. Incase of any issue please contact the webmaster.

Popular Channels :
Star Plus | Zee TV | Sony TV | Colors TV | SAB TV | Life OK

Quick Links :
Top 100 TV Celebrities | Top 100 Bollywood Celebs | About Us | Contact Us | Advertise | Forum Index