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jas Goldie
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Posted: 07 February 2005 at 11:24am | IP Logged

Banta, "Preeto and I are going to get a divorce".
Santa was stunned. "Why? What happened, you two seem so happy together"
"Well" he said, "ever since we got married, Preeto has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking, running around at all hours of the night and more. She taught me how to dress well, enjoy the fine arts, gourmet cooking, classical music and how to invest in the stock market."
"Are you a little bitter because she spent so much time trying to change you." Santa probed.
"Nah, I'm not bitter. Now that I'm so improved, she just isn't good enough for me."

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Posted: 07 February 2005 at 1:08pm | IP Logged
very mean. LOL
dolly1211 Goldie
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Posted: 08 February 2005 at 4:10am | IP Logged
how rude... LOL
mumbai_masti Senior Member
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Posted: 08 February 2005 at 5:11am | IP Logged
that is not rude.....that is typical man for u.....Wink

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fatty1 Goldie
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Posted: 08 February 2005 at 3:16pm | IP Logged
Big smileSmile
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