<font color="#990000" size="2">Hey good looking; what's cooking? ----- * Hey Sundari; kyaa pak raha hai?
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<font color="#990000" size="2">Are you nuts? ----- * Kya aap akhrot hain? </font>
<font color="#990000" size="2">Son of a gun.----- * Bachcha bandook ka. </font>
<font color="#990000" size="2">And the best one is..... </font><font color="#990000" size="2">How do you do? ----- * Kaise karte ho? </font>
<font size="2"><font color="#990000">General Body Meeting.... ----- *Saamanya Shaaririk Milan'</font></font>
<font color="#990000" size="2">Hit the brother in law.........Maro saale ko...π...</font>
<font color="#990000" size="2">Ki bolbo?..theek bolba na partigya jee?..chalbo kaa nahi..?π</font>
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2...Krishna after coming back from a three hour long class says:
Saala poora body headache maar raha hai ...ππ
<font color="#0000cc">3...Guru Maa got some magial power..and she was fulfilling the wishes of her chelas. </font>
<font color="#0000cc">One day Shakti ask: Guru Maa, Meri shadi Katrina se kara do.
Guru Maa: Uski ekdress 1 lakh rupayeki hai, tu kharcha kar payega.
Shakti : Koi upaayGuru Maa..?
Guru Maa: Mallika Sherawat....</font>
<font color="#0000cc">(sahi kaha Guru maa..Shakti ke kapde nikalwa degi..)ππ</font>
4...Pratigya to Krishna:- Socho agar doctor film banate to title kya hota?
Krishna to Pratigya :- ekdam simplewa hai Partigya jee..π...
1. Kabhi khansi kabhi zukaam...
2. kaho naa bukhar hai..π.
3. TB no 1 ...π.
4. Kal patient ho na ho..π.
5. Hum blood de chuke sanam...π
6. Main Hajmola ki deewani hoon..
7. Dengue wale machhar le jaayenge..π
8. Kaho na constipation hai...ππ( Suna Professor Jharokelal jee..)π
9. Terramycin ki kasam..π
10. Hamara capsule aapke pass hai...π
<font color="#990000">5...Sajan Singh:- beta shaadi ke din sasural wale
ghadi (watch) dein toh tusuit mang lena.
Scooter dein toh tu car mang lena,
dukaan dein tohtu ghar maang lena..
Krishna:babu jee,ladki dein toh uski maa mang loon? ..ππ</font>
<font color="#000099" size="4" face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif">Keep Smilingwa..π</font>
<font color="#000099" size="4" face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif">God Bless You All..π</font>
<font color="#cc0000" size="4" face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif">Set_raj..π</font>
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