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Death in the Family
One day, a blonde's neighbor goes over to her house, sees the blonde crying, and asks her what happened. The blonde said that her mother had passed away. The neighbor made her some coffee and calmed her down a little and then left. The next day the neighbor went back over to the house and found the blonde crying again. She asked her why she was crying this time.
''I just got off of the phone with my sister, her mother died too!''
Yo Mama Jokes
1. You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she got a ticket for littering!
2. Yo Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a species will be extinct.
3. Yo Mama is so fat, the highway patrol made her wear ''Caution! Wide Turns!''
4. Yo mama's so poor she can't afford to pay attention
5. Yo mama's so fat, she wore an X-Files T-shirt and a helicopter landed on her.
 
Mad Professor's invention
Mad Professor: I have made a new invention!
Student: What does it do?
Mad Professor: It allows people to look through brick walls!
Student: What is it called?
Mad Professor: It's called a window!
 
Pile Of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a pack of cards.
Psychiatrist: I'll deal with you later.
 
Ignorance
Patient: Everyone keeps ignoring me.
Psychiatrist: Next please!

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