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Posted: 18 September 2004 at 2:41am | IP Logged
Operator: "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your
                   national ID number?"
                   Customer: "Hi, I'd like to place an order."
                   Operator: "I must have your NIDN first, sir?"
                   Customer: "My National ID Number, yeah, hold on, eh, it's
                   6102049998-45-54610."
                   Operator: "Thank you, Mr. Sheehan. I see you live at 1742
                   Meadowland Drive, and the phone number's 494-2366. Your office
                   number over at Lincoln Insurance is 745-2302 and your cell
                   number's 266-2566. Email address is sheehan@ home.net. Which
                   number are you calling from, sir?"
                   Customer: "Huh? I'm at home. Where d'ya get all this
                   information?"
                   Operator: "We're wired into the HSS, sir."
                   Customer: "The HSS, what is that?"
                   Operator: "We're wired into the Homeland Security System, sir.
                   This will add only 15 seconds to your ordering time"
                   Customer: (Sighs) "Oh, well, I'd like to order a couple of
                   your All-Meat Special pizzas."
                   Operator: "I don't think that's a good idea, sir."
                   Customer: "Whaddya mean?"
                   Operator: "Sir, your medical records and commode sensors
                   indicate that you've got very high blood pressure and
                   extremely high cholesterol. Your National Health Care provider
                   won't allow such an unhealthy choice."
                   Customer: "What?!?! What do you recommend, then?"
                   Operator: "You might try our low-fat Soybean Pizza. I'm sure
                   you'll like it."
                   Customer: "What makes you think I'd like something like that?"
                   Operator: "Well, you checked out 'Gourmet Soybean Recipes'
                   from your local library last week, sir. That's why I made the
                   suggestion."
                   Customer: "All right, all right. Give me two family-sized
                   ones, then."
                   Operator: "That should be plenty for you, your wife and your
                   four kids, and your 2 dogs can finish the crusts, sir. Your
                   total is $49.99."
                   Customer: "Lemme give you my credit card number."
                   Operator: "I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid you'll have to pay in
                   cash. Your credit card balance is over its limit."
                   Customer: "I'll run over to the ATM and get some cash before
                   your driver gets here."
                   Operator: "That won't work either, sir. Your checking
                   account's overdrawn also."
                   Customer: "Never mind! Just send the pizzas. I'll have the
                   cash ready. How long will it take?"
                   Operator: "We're running a little behind, sir. It'll be about
                   45 minutes, sir. If you're in a hurry you might want to pick
                   'em up while you're out getting the cash, but then, carrying
                   pizzas on a motorcycle can be a little awkward."
                   Customer: "Wait! How do you know I ride a scooter?"
                   Operator: "It says here you're in arrears on your car
                   payments, so your car got repo'ed. But your Harley's paid for
                   and you just filled the tank yesterday"
                   Customer: Well I'll be a "@#%/$@&?#!
                   Operator: "I'd advise watching your language, sir. You've
                   already got a July 4, 2006 conviction for cussing out a cop
                   and another one I see here on September for contempt at your
                   hearing for cussing at a judge." "Oh yes I see here that you
                   just got out from a 90 day stay in the State Correctional
                   Facility. Is this your first pizza since your return to
                   society?
                   Customer: (Speechless)
                   Operator: "Will there be anything else, sir?"
                   Customer: "Yes, I have a coupon for a free 2 liter of Coke".
                   Operator: "I'm sorry sir, but our ad's exclusionary clause
                   prevents us from offering free soda to diabetics. The New
                   Constitution prohibits this. Thank you for calling Pizza Hut!"

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Posted: 18 September 2004 at 4:52pm | IP Logged
Sooooooooo TRuEBig smile
anniegupta_ Goldie
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Posted: 19 September 2004 at 12:27am | IP Logged
nice... Wink
kanchi Goldie
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Posted: 19 September 2004 at 4:27am | IP Logged
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Morgoth IF-Rockerz
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Posted: 19 September 2004 at 7:22am | IP Logged

Is this Pizza Hut or the FBI?LOL

 

flora Senior Member
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Posted: 22 September 2004 at 4:05am | IP Logged
LOL LOL Gosh that must have been frustrated LOL
mirror Newbie
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Posted: 22 September 2004 at 4:59am | IP Logged

MysticaMagic!!!

thats FBI LOL

or might be d intelligence branch.

KK_lassi Senior Member
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Posted: 25 September 2004 at 4:26am | IP Logged

choco gud one,

LOL

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