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Posted: 18 September 2004 at 2:34am | IP Logged

Q. Why did Mr. Stupid tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
                   A: He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills!!
Q. What did the zero say to the eight?
                   A: Nice belt.
Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
                   A. He sleeps at night.
Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it
                   will become?
                   A. Wet.
Q. What looks like half an apple ?
                   A : The other half.
Q. What can you never eat for breakfast ?
                   A : Dinner
Q. What gets wet with drying ?
                   A : A towel.
Q. What happened when wheel was invented ?
                   A : It caused a revolution.
Q. Why is it easy to weigh a fish ?
                   A : Because it has its own scales.
Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
                   A : Liquid.
Q: what is the opposite of Nagpanchmi?
                   A: Nag did not punch me.
Q:Now what is the inverse of Nagpanchmi? Come on..
                   A: I punched Nag.
Q:Chintu's mom has three sons.What is the name of the
                   other two?
                   A:Chin-1 & Chin-3
Q. RAM SITA HAI ... TO RAM KAUN HAI ??
                   A: TAILOR
Q. SITA RAM HAI TO SITA KAUN HAI
                   A: Sita MEMORY hai
Q.What is a Girl-friend?
                   A: Addition of Problems, Subtraction of Money,
                   Multiplications of Enemies & Division of Friends...
Q.Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam
 kya tha ?
                   A: Adidas.
Q.why did sardarji go to delhi to fill his house loan
                   application form?
                   A: coz it was that his name has to be written "in capital"

anjuman Senior Member
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Posts: 671

Posted: 20 September 2004 at 6:11am | IP Logged
LOLLOL
kaleidoscope Goldie
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Joined: 15 July 2004
Posts: 3547

Posted: 21 September 2004 at 7:04am | IP Logged

now some more

Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes A well.
Luv falls into the well. Why???
Because Luv (love) is blind !!!!!
Now , Kush also jumps inside. Why??
Because Luv ke liye saala kush bhi karega!!!!
Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?.. ???
socho....... nahi pata..??
Answer- D'Cold......Chan ki saans - D'cold
Chalo ab batao Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya hai ?
This is quite simple..
Ans: D'Cold again.......Kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi :-))
A beggar meets another beggar. A software engineer meets another software
engineer.
Both of them ask the same question to each other.
What is the question ???
So, Which Platform are you Working on ???
The South Indian said, I want to see the movie 'heart is umbrella'. Which
movie did he really want to see?
Dil Chhata Hai.......

enjoy........LOL

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