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KK_lassi Senior Member
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Posted: 18 September 2004 at 12:12am | IP Logged
Living In Dubai. You know when you have lived in Dubai too long when... You enjoycamping in the sand You expect the confirmation of your flight reservation to be 'Inshahallah" You don't expect to eat dinner until 10.30pm

 

You need a sweater when it's 25 deg C

You expect everyone to own a GSM Your idea of housework is leaving a list for the houseboy or the maid.

You expect to go to jail when a local hits your car from behind at a stop sign

 

You wear a jacket inside and take it off outside

You don't question how an ID card works for women wearing abayas & Hijab

 

You think carpets belong on the wall You can receive every television station except the local one You think only men should hold hands in public You make left turns from the far right lane You make right turns from the far left lane You make U turns from any lane you want You know that the color of your skin is your entry criteria You find everybody thinks they can speak English' You think "Bebsi" is better than Coke You can speak Hindi and Tagalog You look forward to rainy days. You give directions by land marks instead of by road names (true true!!!) You think speed limits are only advisory (Well...what else are they?!!! ;-D) You believe that the definition of a nanosecond is the interval between the time the light turns green and the guy behind you starts blowing his horn (GOOD ONE!) (...and finally........) You think every single western lady on the street is a prostitute. [HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!]

Edited by KK_lassi - 18 September 2004 at 12:34am

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Posted: 18 September 2004 at 4:50pm | IP Logged
LOLgood one KK..did you make it yourself!
KK_lassi Senior Member
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Posted: 19 September 2004 at 6:19am | IP Logged

thx current , oh no , I got it from some other source, but I enjoyed reading it very much, so i posted this here.

Morgoth IF-Rockerz
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Posted: 19 September 2004 at 7:19am | IP Logged

LOLVery very true. Esp the traffic rule violations.

 

kanchi Goldie
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Posted: 20 September 2004 at 1:29am | IP Logged
LOLLOLLOL good one
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Posted: 20 September 2004 at 5:41am | IP Logged
LOLLOL...........good observation
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