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Posted: 06 June 2010 at 11:57pm | IP Logged


WELCOME TO MAAN MANIA AKA MAANIA AND ALSO KNOWN AS MAAN'S WORLD! ~

THIS IS THE ESSENTIAL GUIDE FOR EVERY MAAN LOVER / FAN / MANIAC!

Hope you enjoy your stay! Big smile

Feel free to make any suggestions I will try my best to update regularly! Big smile

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~ Anju Star





MAAN'S ESSENTIAL ITEMS Tongue

1. The Taveez - should be cast as a separate character on its own + given more screen timeLOL Join the Taveez Fan Club at: http://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=1413390
2. His Big Black Jeep (containing many Geet memories!)
3. His Tent (poor thing almost got crushed by Geet!)
4. His Gun for hunting janwaar(such as once our poor Geet was going to become a target Tongue)
5. His precious coke can (which for some reason or another gets crushed most of the time due to his anger) - The ever suffering and continually crushed coke can (Oh the dear poor thing!)
6. His awesome shirts - Especially Black and White. Now his even been seen in PINK! *sigh* I am going into dream mode now...just entered Maan dream paradiseLOL
7. His handkerchief which has a few memories attached with Geet (his hand getting hurt in the jeep and later when attending to Geet's wounds)
8. His hot pair of shorts (Oh my he was looking mighty hot in these! ) Tongue
9. His Black shades
10. His sweaty Black Singlet top Big smile
11. Maan's beloved silver wristwatch (thanks @bestfan!) , which has changed since he returned from hoshiarpur, the old one had a rectangular face and the new one has round face [Thanks @ noorie31)]
12. His axe for chopping firewood (thanks @dee30!)
13. His rings on his right hand Tongue
14. Black Limousine
15. Black Tie
16. Black Blackberry Mobile Phone
17. Black Vest (in which he looks smokin' hot!)
18. Black Shoes
19. His pair of skinny tight jeans
20. The pen holder - features in Episode 51 (Thanks @rusha4003)
21. Cubes of sugar (Thanks @rusha4003)
22. File/folder, so that he can secretively peek at Geet chupke chupke... (Thanks @dee30)
23. White phone so that he can intentionally accidently touch Geets hand in Episode 51. (Thanks @dee30)
24. Black phone on Geet's desk to entangle Maan's hand whenever he's being sarcastic with her. (Thanks @dee30)
25. Black laptop in his office. His Laptop is a HP Pavilion dv6 Series Entertainment Notebook PC.
26. A change of clothes at the office for future accidental spills...LOL (Thanks @dee30)
27. Black waistcoat in Episode 65 and he takes it off in Episode 66 and gives it to Geet.
28. Tie (Black, Black & White)
29. Black shiny suit at the unofficial dinner date in Episodes 71, 72, 73

MAAN'S COLLECTION OF GEET MEMORABILIA

1. Taveez
2. White Sari Pallu
3. White Rose
4. Strand of hair...Geet left behind on Maan's shoulder (Thanks @dee30)
5. Geets chappal (Thanks @dee30)
6. Geet's zumka. (Thanks @nutan_bali)
7. Geet's payal (Thanks @nutan_bali)
8. Geet's yellow dupatta which she wrapped to his hand (Thanks @nutan_bali)


MAAN'S TALENTS / SPECIAL SKILLS (Thanks @Hiba282 for topic suggestion)

1. Swimming
2. Swordfighting
3. Kickboxing
4. Dancing (Ballroom)
5. Dancing (Bhangra) in Episode 72 at the Dhaba
6. Packing a Suitcase in 5 Seconds...   in Episode 80 (Thanks @dee30)
7. Breaking down doors...with three kicks   ...without shoes ... in Episode 80 (Thanks @dee30)
8. Maan walks 5 min. distance from the Outhouse to the Haveli and back?...without shoes!!! (Thanks @dee30)...he is barefoot in the whole of Episode 80

MAAN'S QUALITIES / BEHAVIOUR

1. Maan tries to control his feelings and hide his emotions from everyone.

MAAN'S PEARLS OF WISDOM (Thanks @dee30 for the topic suggestion)

1. "Apne se kamzor par haath uthau itna kamzor nahi hoon main, main achi tarah jaanta hoon ki haath chalane se zyada dimaag ka chalna acha hota hai...!!"

2. "Yeh jo aasoon hai na yeh dimaag ki sehat ke liye acche nai hote..jab yeh behte hain na tab dimaag ka chalna band ho jata hai ...aur agar dimaag ki madad chahiye to inhe rokna padta hai" (Thanks @dee30)

3. "Josh se pehle humesha hosh kaam aata hai" (Thanks @dee30)

4. "Bavnaon mein behkar kuch be bolne se pehle baat ke har pehlu par sochna zaruri hota hai" (Thanks @dee30)

5. "Tumhari zindagi mein kuch bi badalne wala nahin hai jab tak tum khud apne paon par khadi nahi ho jati... tab tak tum unhi darr darr ke jiyogi" (Thanks @dee30)

6. "Sach se duur bhaagne se koi faida nahi hota...kyunki zindagi bi sach ko badal nahi sakti...isliye sach ko zindagi badalne dena chahiye" (Thanks @dee30)


MAAN'S FOUR HIT DIALOGUES

Chup! ~ Tum? ~ Kya? ~ Suno!

MAAN'S FAMOUS AWESOME DIALOGUES

1."Tummm!"
2. "Geeet!"
3. "Yeh larki bi..."
4. "Chup!"
5. "nahi utada toh?"

6. "Tumhara Lathait Bhai" - This one is truly hilarious! (Thanks @Tomiko)
7. "Chiii!" - one of my favs!
8. "Yeh auratein..." (Thanks @Dangelz)
9. "Samjhi?" - one of his favs particularly said to Geet (Thanks @Dangelz)
10. "Lagta hai koi junglee jaanwar hai" - when he hears Brij and Geet's footsteps in the jungle (Thanks @sweet_chilly)

11. "Ye ladki kyu baar baar mere saamene aati hai" (Thanks @sweet_chilly)
12. "Tumhe kya inviation chaaye..." (Thanks @XAiShBaBy08X)
13. "Sunoo" - I absolutely adore him when he says this to Geet
14. "Mujhe koi SHOK nahi hai tumhara haath pakad..." (Thanks @Blueberry_07)
15. "Jeep mein bhethon!"...(Thanks @Blueberry_07)

16. "Kya kare ho tum?...he asked this twice during the episode where they both go to Amritsar in his Big Black Jeep...(Thanks @Blueberry_07)
17. "SIGN Karo!"...he said this a gazillion times during the land scenes...(Thanks @Blueberry_07)
18. "Logon ki madad karne ka itna shauk hota mujhe, toh shehar chorr kar main jungle mein nahi reh raha hota" (Thanks @dee30)
19. "Mujhse takrana tumhara shauk hai ya tum jaan buujke mere peeche padi ho" (Thanks @dee30)
20. "Shut Up Geet...jis boss ki tum baat kar rahi ho ...woh main hun." - I really enjoyed this one! Geet shut her mouth immediately   (Thanks @dee30)

21. "Mujhe jo cheez chahiye woh chahiye bus.."
22. "Jab tak tum mere sath ho tumhe koi kuch bhi nahin kar sakta..."
23. "Tumhe tumhare ghar se utha kar le jaoonga aur koi kuch bhi nahin kar payega." - I totally luv it when Maan says this! He sounds as though he is going to elope with her hehehe
24. "Tumhare jaise sirphire family maine aaj tak nahi dekhi" (Thanks sravani899)
25. "Yeh geet mujse 24 gante galthiya karvathi rahe gi" (Thanks sravani899)

26. "Mujhe Geet se baat karni hai ...Geet!"
27. "Aur agar na rakhun toh?????"
28. "Tumharay bodyguards kahan hain?"
29. "Tumharay ghar walon ko tu tumhe baand kar rakhna chahiye" - This is so hilarious when Maan says this to Brij!
29. "Mujhse maafi mangna shuru karogi tu tumhari list tu kabhie khatam hi nahi hogi Amritsar tak tum mafi hi mangti rahogi"
30. "Kya?"

31. "Kya kaha aapnay?
32. "Invitation dena padega"
33. "Tumse baat karna toh time waste karne ke barabar hai. Kyunki tumhe gaali-galoj ke siva kuch samajh hi nahin aata!"" - What Maan says to Brij . Doesn't our Maan have a great way of displaying his opinion about someone!
34. "Maan Singh Khurana ne kadam barane ke baad kabhi kadam peeche hatna nahi seeka, main jo karne aaya ho woh to karke rahonga" than he gives Brij a well deserved slap 'FATAK'!
35. "Tumhare papaji ne mujhe tumhare liye driver nahi rakha hua hai ...jo tumhare kehne se main apni jeep rok lun... Nahi rokunga jeep!"

36. "Kar sakta hun...nahi kar chuka hoon...kyuki meri zindagi mein sab kuch planned hota hai..."
37. "Tumhari jaise hazaaro ladkiyaan mere paas se roz gujar jaati hai.. aur main unhe dekhta tak nahi"
38. "Tume lagta hai ki... tumhari kehane say tumhari Baat manuga...wo khas kai koi order deta beligkul nahi..."
39. "Hmmm" (Thanks @sreerocks777)
40. "Tumne suna nahi maine kya kaha..."

41. "Yeh ladki hamesha mere saamne musibat me padti hai..kabhi paani me doob jaati hai to kabhi behosh hoti hai"
42. "Jab tak tum mere saath ho tumhe kuch nahin hone doonga"
43. "Tum...Tum zinda kaise bach gayi...tumhare bhai ne tumhe chod diya kya" was really bad of him to say this but still... (Thanks @dee30)
44. "PLEASE! aap sochna band kardegiye!" (Thanks @mayanknupur111)
45. "Ab galti maine ki hi ha...toh iss galti meh hi sudaronga...zindagi meh pehle baar...pehle baar Maan Singh Khurana kisse se mafi mangay ga"

46. "Geet cabin pe aho...mujhe dictation dehne hai..."
47. "Lagta hai yeh be tumhare lathait bhai ke hatthe chad gaya hai, isliye iski yeh haalat hai" ...another lathiat line. (Thanks @dee30)
48. "Sham ki sair pe nikla tha toh tumhara ghar raste mein aa gaya"   (Thanks @dee30)
49. ."Mujhe koi shauk nahin hai tumhare ghar ke chakkar lagane ke" Episode 40 (Thanks @dee30)
50. Maan: "Chali jao yeha say... mein tum shakal thak nahi dekuga..." Geet: "Dekiye..." Maan.."Chuppp..."

51. "Ye chair office mein beit kar kaam karne ke liye bane huye hai...iske upaar chad kar uchal khud karna ke liya nahi." (Thanks @westmoreland)
52. "Mein shaam tak ye darwaaza pakad ke kada nahi reh sakta." (Thanks @westmoreland)
53. "Geet...In duniya waalon ki wajah se, tum mujhse duur jaana chahte ho na.."
54. "Maan Singh Khurana na tho Kabhi badla hai...aur naa hi kabhi badlega. Koi bhi ladki mujhe badal nahi sakti." (Thanks @westmoreland)
A few more classic Maan Dialogues Big smile

"Yeh Ladki Mujhe Pagal Kar Degi"
"Yeh ladki mujhe pagal karke chodegi"
"Mere saath sona chahti ho, aao aao so jao"
"Agar tumhara dimaag isi speed par chalta hai toh accha hua maine tumhe naukri se nikal diya"
"Mein ithni si door hoon paagal hone mein"
"...aur agar tumne aana-kaani ki.. to zarurat padne par... main tumhare ghar waalon ke saamne tumhe utha kar leke jaonga.. aur mujhe koi rok bhi nahi paayega... ab samjhi.."
"Invitation card dena padega"


Maan: "please Dadima Aaj me apse bat nahi karna chahta, Me kisise bat karne ke mood me nahi hoo..,
Wo meri secretory apne aap ko najane kya samjti hai.. Mein Uske Ghar Usse Mafi Mangne gaya,
Aur Usse Laga me uski chappal Uske Sir pe Marne Gaya hu!"   
"Ekk dummm pagal ladki hai wo, Nahi Pagal Nahi Baatamizz ladki hai wo.
Muje Ulta sidha kehne lagi, Muje Ghar se jane ke liya kaha, Job chod ke wo gai,
phir bhi mein use manane ke lie gaya.
Lekin Nahi Wo to Asmaan Se Utari Hui Koi Pari hai na..Meri Baat Kyon Sunegi??
"Ek Baar Nahi Socha ki woh is Shehar Me nayi hai.. Job Chodke Wo Karegi Kya?
Lekin Sochti Kaise? Dimag Hota Tab to sochti na wo.
Dadi: Aap ko unki badi fikar hai.
Maan: "Fikr To Kisina Kisiko karni hi padegi na..Usko to Apni Fikr hai nahi..to maine.
"Please Dadima Me Uss Ladki ke Bare me kuch bhi baat nahi karna chahta..
Jo Mume Aya Bolti Chali Gayi..
Mujhee, Mujhee kya khushi milti hai uske Ansoon Dekhkar?
Use Pata bhi nahi ki uske ansoon pochne ke lie mene kya kya nahi kiya...

EPISODE 34

."Kyu... Mere chune se tumhari pavitrata bhangh ho jayagi..."

"Yeh assu wala kehal mere saath math kelo...kyuki mujhe koi farak nahi padata..."

"Tum samajti kya ho?Tumhare mann me jo aa aga vo tum karogi aur me..khade ho ke tumhe dekhta rahoonaga?"

"Akri baar sunlo'tum kal mere saath Amritsar chal rahi ho 'aur agar tumne aanakani ki...toh zaaroot parne par meh tumare ghar valo ke samne tumhe uttha kar le jaonga... aur muhje koi rook nahi payehga, ab samji"

"Suno ye aasuovala khel mere sath math khelo, kyunki mujhi koi farak nai padta!"

EPISODE 48 - 9th June 2010

"Mujhse koi zabardasti nehi kar sakda!" ' after Dadi's Chamcha (Chandu) leaves.

EPISODE 50 ' 11 JUNE 2010

"Akru" - Maan calls Geet akru for the first time in his cabin during one of their face offs.

"Miss Secretary ... "

EPISODE 51 ' 14 JUNE 2010

"Yeh larki mujhe pagal kar degi"

EPISODE 52 ' 15 JUNE 2010

"Meri dadi ki tabiyat theek nahin hai, aur mein tumhe ghar chodne ki zid pakadke rakha hoon"

"Don't give me any attitude ...Geet, apni bak bak band karo..."

"Kyun har bar meh iss ki madad karna chata hoon?"

EPISODE 53 ' 16 JUNE 2010

"Yeh kya hai..?" ' When the coffee spills on his purple shirt.

"sirf punj hi cubes..kyun baki shakkarr khatam hogai?"

"Geet...Geet mujhse door raho."

"Geet yaha se jale jo" - he closes his eyes when he says this.

"Geet iss se pehle mera ghoosa baar aajay...chale jo yaha se...GET OUT!" '
aww the angry young man

"Geet aaj tu gaye!"

"Nahi Dadi Maa...meh apki yeh request puri nahi kar sakta... Meh haveli pe vapas nahi ayonga...Aap ne oos haveli se baar nikala tha...aur ab oos haveli meh vapas nahi jayonga"

EPISODE 54 ' 17 JUNE 2010

"Tum yaha pe ek sirf Secretary ho!"

EPISODE 55 ' 18 JUNE 2010

"Tum jab bi mere samne ati ho na... kuch na kuch galat hothay hai."

"Hey Bhagwaan is pagal ladki ka main kya karoo"

"I am sorry"

"Lagta hai ab yeh ruknewali nahi"

"Main baadmein aata hun, haan?"

"Ab yeh ladki mujhe sunakar hi rahegi"

EPISODE 56 ' 21 JUNE 2010

"Geet...tum is vakht mere Dadi ki tarah baht kar re ho...Meine onha bi samjaha tah aur tumhe bi samjah rah hoon ki...Maan Singh Khurana kabhi jhoot nahi bolt tah."

"Geet...Get meh...I am sorry...I am sorry."

"Meh ne tumhe pehla bi sorry kaha tah...likan tum ne use ek dictation ka hisa samaj lee ha."

"Voh sorry tumare lehi tah...jisa tumne dictation pe likh liya."

"Ab mooh khol ke kya mujhe dekh rahi ho...Mein ek baar sorry keh diya, doobaara nahi kahoonga..."

"Dadi Maa aap muskura kyun rahe hai?"

"Dadi Maa please...aap iss company seh retire ho choki hai toh aap yaha kya kar rahi hai?"

"Dadi Maa aap sach bata yeh aap yaha ayhi kyun?"

"Lag tah ha koi neha project hai aap ke dimag pe...kis ke..."

"Kis ke?"

"Dadi Maa please...aap paheli hai mat baje...aap saaf saaf batayoh ap kis ke baht kar re ha...yaha kon ara hai?

"Welcome back Dev"

"Dadi Maa please...ab toh rahene dee ji hai"

"Toh finally...Canada meh do mahena rahker business meh interest hogaya tumara?"

"Mere baht shoro...apne bare meh bato tumne pichle do mah hine kya kiya?"

"I know ki tumne apne sare karze apne sare debts clear kar de...I'm impressed"

"Lehken itnee sare paiso ka inte zaham kaho se kiya tumne?"

"'agar tum chate ho'."

"Fine...jaise tume acha lagi"

"What's wrong with me!...Geet ka kehal kyun ara mere mun meh?"

"Dev ne mere zindagi bare pucha aur main Geet pe bare soch raha hoon..."

"Kuch nahi Dev...travelling karke takh rahe hogaye...ek kaam karo agar tum ghar jana cha rahe ho..."

"Dev agar tumhe asa lag raha hai toh usme doosh mere chaare ka nahi tumhare aako ka ha'kyunki meri zindagi meh pyar jaise vahaat emotion ki liha na toh kabhi jaga thi'aur nahi kabhi hogi."

"hai..Mr Chopra'ha meh office peh hoon'aap ajaa rahi eh"

"Dev mein pareni bahato ko bhul chukka hoon'do mahineh pehle jo kuch bi hua uske barme hum kabhi baat nahi karenge"

"Geet'Sasha ko under pehjo'yeh mere saath kya hora ha'yeh kya ho raha hai Maan?...mujhe aap kea p ko iss Geet se door rakhna hoga."

EPISODE 57 ' 22 JUNE 2010

"Tum meri secretary ho...ya mein tumhara???" (Thanks AKANargis)

EPISODE 58 ' 23 JUNE 2010

"Geet'mere cabin meh aho'nahi kal"

"Yeh jo project mehne tumko diya hai'mere company ki liye behead important hai'aur yeh party tum jo arrange kar rahi ho, yeh client ke samne mere company ke image bananegi ka sabse bada zarara hai."

"'iss liye aaj koi bi galti nahi honi chahi."

"Geet'aaj tak jo bi galti a tumne kitiaye use mehne nazar andaaz kiya haye."

"Geet'yaad rakna yeh company yeh name mere saath saath mere Dadi Maa ne bi koon pasenaye seh banahi'aur iss client kaye samne iss naam peh koi bi aach ahi toh asmaj lehna samji'"

"Ab kaari kyun ho?...jaaho yaha seh'"

"Ek minute...ider dekho..."

"Tum rohi ho?'par aaj subha mehne kuch kaha nahi'na goosa kiya na uche avaaz se baat ki'aur pher bi rohi ho?" - What a touching scene! Maan shows concern for Geet and is almost about to wipe away her tears! *sigh*

"Yeh lo...aisoo puch lo...aisoo puch lo"

"Akar tume hua kya hai?"

"Toh?"

"Chup...bilkul chup"

"Teekh hai...likho...meh tume batata hoo kay kay karna hai"

"Likho...iss eh dinner dance chahi hadecor silver metallic, har table pe flowers hone chahi ha, deevar aur har jaga pe lights honi chahi ha, aur in fact a..."

"Har deevar pe har jaga pe lights lagi honi chahi ha...hum dinner..."

"Hum dinner pe continental aur thai serve kare gaye...hum dinner pe continental aur thai serve karne vale ha...hall ke doono taaraf bar hogay"

"Hmm...honay chaha hai...likho...har table pe do do waiters honay chahi ha, drinks serve karne ki liye alag sa waiter chaha hi haye, aur ballroom dance ki liye soft music chahi eh...that's it...aur aat baje takh yeh sabh kuch hona hi chaha hi ha"

"Ab samaj pe agaya kaise karna ha?...ab bathi kyun ho?...aur suno...koi galti nahi honi chaha hi ha"

"Grey bi chalega"

"Kya?...orchids...suno...ab koi galti nahi honi chahi ha"
"Sasha'Geet ko message pahejo ki client ne ab timin change kari voh ek kanta pehla pahoncho gaye"

"Dev tum yaha peh kaye kar rahe ho?"

"Agar kuch nahi kar rahe ho toh mere ek business party haye vaha chalo'yahi Crystal Hall peh''.Naintara?"

"Mere parties arrange karne ki liye hai mere secretary hai."

"Dev tum badale nahi'tumare mann peh jo ara bol the ho"

"Ek kaam karo'tum apni wife ko attend karo'meh apni party attend karta hun"

"Dev kui hamare beech meh bar bar mere secretary ki baat karta hai?...aur yeh baat kui mujhe itne pareshan karte ha?"

EPISODE 59 ' 24 JUNE 2010
EPISODE 60 ' 25 JUNE 2010
EPISODE 61 ' 28 JUNE 2010

"Yeh kya hoga hai mujhe? Kyun kiya yeh mein sab? Kaise?"
"Meh toh usko dance floor peh lehgaye, taa ki meh usse bata sakoo'ki usse choote aasoo ka asar mujhe peh nahi hoga'aur jab voh jaane lagi toh mene kui roka usse?"

"Mene Uske Sath Galat Saluk Kia Hai, Muje Usse Mafi Mangni Chahiye.." (Thanks @Krrish87_sweet)

"Tumhari Dress Kaha Hai?... Wahi Dress Jo tum Pehn ke yaha Ayi thi Chalo Mere sath Tumhari Dress Lekar Ate hai" (Thanks @Krrish87_sweet)

"Teekh hai"

"Tum Yahi Ruko Me Lekar Ata hu.." (Thanks @Krrish87_sweet)

"Geet ... Adi Geet Kaha hai? ..." (Thanks @Krrish87_sweet)

"Toh tumne usse roka kui nahi?...Ek kaam karo'tum dono party sambalo. meh Geet ko tundke laata hu"

"Aasoo Pochlo..." (Thanks @Krrish87_sweet)

" Wo tumhare kapde lekar aya hu, change karne ke liye'" (Thanks @Krrish87_sweet)

"Chalo Hotel ke room me chalte hai... nahiii mera kehne ka matlab hai ek room hai jaha peh tum change kar sakde ho" (Thanks @Krrish87_sweet)

To Dev : "Mujhe tori der ke liye tumara room chaha eh" (Thanks @Krrish87_sweet)

To Dev : "Kam bola karo" (Thanks @Krrish87_sweet)

To Dev : "MUJE FALTU KI BATE Bilkul PASAND NAHI!" (Thanks @Krrish87_sweet)

"I will book another room"

To Geet : "Yeh hai room'rukh jo Geet'room ke chabi mere bhai ke paas hai'mehne usse phone karde a hai'voh aate hoga"

"Mera bhai aagya hai'vohi rukh jo"

"Me chabi lekar aata hu, Ghabarao mat wo yaha nahi ayega..." (Thanks @Krrish87_sweet)

"Thanks, voh Secretary ke kapde karab hoge teh toh usse change karna tha'Ek minute'aaj nahi'voh bahut kaab rahe hui hai" (Thanks @Krrish87_sweet)

To Dev : "Soch ke bola karo.." (Thanks @Krrish87_sweet)

To Geet : "Gabhrao Mat Me yahi Hu.." (Thanks @Krrish87_sweet)

To Dev : "Wese Muje Usse Milna Hi Padega jisne MAAN KHUARANA ko apne piche ane pe majboor kar diya..." (Thanks @Krrish87_sweet)

To Dev : "Tum Kuch Bhi bolte ho Dev!" (Thanks @Krrish87_sweet)

To Geet : "Me Tumhai Ghar Drop Kar deta hu, Meri Baat Suno Geet rat Bahot hogi hai" (Thanks @Krrish87_sweet)

"Ha mene yeh bola tha'par aaj jo huya usse ki liye...Geet uske bare meh soch ke ko fada nahi'jitna socho gi utna hi takleef hogi" (Thanks @Krrish87_sweet)

"Bhul Jao. Yeh bus ek Accident tha...aur accident ke lie koi kabhi bi teehyar nahi hota'yeh toh bus hogata hai" (Thanks @Krrish87_sweet)

"Rahul!"

EPISODE 62 ' 29 JUNE 2010 (Thanks @Armu4eva)

"Kyun main haar baar main use hi galat samajhta hun..jabki uski koi galti nahi" *while doing his martial arts workout shirtless*

"Kal ke accident ke baare mein na koi kisi aur se baat karega aur na hi kisi ke samne. Mujhe gossip pasand nahi"

"Geet maine tumhe aise muh chipakar ghar pe nahi baithne dunga"

"Tumhare yahan mehman ke muh par darwaza band karne ka koi rivaz hai kya?"

"Hato mujhe andar aana hai"

Geet: "Par sir ...mai...akeli..."

"Toh kya hua...main koi ajnabi hoon kya?"

"Agar aaj tumne sabka samna nahi kiya Geet ..to fir kabhi nahi kar paogi..."

"Agar mujhe pata hota ke tum sabse darkar ghar par baithi rahogi to main tumhari madat kabhi nahi karta"

"Mein yahaan tea party ke liye nahin ayaa hoon" (Thanks @ westmoreland)

Geet: Thank u Sasha mam ...meri ankhein kholne ke liye...

Geet: Aage ka demo main sambhal lungi..waise bhi yeh project mera hai

Geet: Sir, file chupane ke liye shukriya...*To die for Maans cute ..startled expression*

EPISODE 63 ' 30 JUNE 2010

''Theek hai , main bhi daikhta hoon yeh kab taak chup rehti hai"

(Thanks @Armu4eva for the following dialogues)

Geet: Thank u sir...yeh chauthi file chupane ke liye.. aur...

Maan: kuch aur kehna hai...

Geet: sir main janti hun aap mera yakeen nahi karenge par kal raat jo bhi hua usme meri galti nahi thi...aur main ...saboot ke sath aapko bataungi ke kiski galti thi...

Maan: kuch aur kehna hai

Geet: Thank u sir...kal mere ghar aakar ...mujhe encourage karne ke liye *Geet n Maan both grinning away from each other*

Geet: Mujhe bachpan se sikhaya gaya hai ke ...agar koi hamari madad karta hai..to uska ehsan manna chahiye... isiliye main yeh le kar aai thi...par aap jaise RUKHE logon ka ehsas se kya matlab...

Maan: Agar tum aab nahi boli geet to main adi sasha yah tasha se puch lunga..

(Thanks to @westmoreland for the following dialogues)

Maan: Tumhe phone ki ganti sunayi dhethi hein ki nahi. Sunayi kaise daegi, kaan mein jo haath dala hua tha.

Maan: Pagaal hein...Geet...Geet. Pagaal ho gaye hain. Aur puchoonga ke ye sab kya hein, tho ulta jawwab daegi.

Maan: Geet. Agar iss baar tumne kuch jawaab nahi diya, toh tumhara liya achaa nahi hoga. Tumhe sunayi dey raha hain, ya zor sa bolu.

EPISODE 64 ' 1 JULY 2010

"Toh akar bolna he paara Miss Handa"
"Miss Geet Handa I'm waiting"

EPISODE 65 ' 2 JULY 2010

''Tum itani Hasinae Nahi Ho!!'' (Thanks @NIDIZ)

(Thanks @Armu4eva for the following dialogues)

Maan: "Tum koi pari ho kya..ke har admi tumhare peeche deewana ho jaega... tum itni bhi haseen nahi ho.."

Geet: "Itni buri bhi nahi hun..."

Maan: "Tumhe dar nahi lag raha...main ek kadam aage aa raha hun to tum do kadam peeche ja rahi ho..."

Maan: Dekho Geet main tumhe kitni baar bata chuka hun ke maine tumhe yahan kisi galat irade se nahi bulaya..

Geet: Mr. Perfect se bhi galtiyan hoti hain...

Geet: Sir aap dariye mat...main aapke sath hun...

Geet: Sir aise mujhe datne se..aur left right parade karne se...darwaza nahi khulega..

Maan: Chalo...pure din mein pehli baar koi kaam ka suggestion diya hai tumne..

Geet: Sir aap watchman ko bula rahe hain...woh aapka padosi nahi hai...8 floors neeche hai...

Maan: Tumhe sare watchmans ke naam yaad hain..


(Thanks to @westmoreland for the following dialogues)

Maan: Tumne mujhe yein yakeen dilwa diya, ke mera office mein, sab se kam dimag tum use karte ho

Maan: Mein darwaaza thodh doon...Tumhare dimag mein Hindi filmon ka bhooth saawar hein...Agar itni asaani se darwaaza tutne lagein tho choron ko tho har roz diwali hogi.

Maan: Charge kyun karke nahin aaate apne dimag ka.


EPISODE 66 ' 5 JULY 2010

"Aur tum kya likh rahi ho?"

"Tumara number iss list pe sabse top per hai!"

"Tum sochna band karo!"

"Iss vakht me kya soch raha hoon voh zaada important"

"Kaam...meh kaam ke baare meh baat kar raha hoon...hmmm..."

"Blueprints ke paas lekhe ja raha hoon kyunki voh toh tumare paas nahi ah sakde"

"Nahi chodonga...toh chaku nikalongi"

"Yeh saare blueprints yaha leke..."

"Invitation card dehna parega?...nahi na...toh kaam karo!"

"Construction ki file lekhe ah na...yeh design dekh na..."

"Design level pe ek dum perfect hai...Nahi...technically on papers yeh ek dum perfect hai"

"Geet aaj kal hall pe AC hota hai... aur agar kiski keerki kisse aur pe kul rahi ho toh kya farak pata ha..."

*Maan takes off his waistcoat, walking towards Geet*

"Itne kamaal kamaal ke ideas tumare paas atte kaha haye?...yeh hi...ek to thund laagne pe bi mera waistcoat naha pahena...doo alag alag gharo ke keerki ek saath me joorne ki"

"Yeh shaare hai yaha pe jaaga nahi hoti...yeh keerka alag alag bana saake"

"Yeh school ka competition nahi, jo teacher kahega vohi hum kare gaye..."

"Yaha pe me boss hoon...yaha pe vahe hota ha jaha me chaata hoon"

EPISODE 67 - 6 JULY 2010

"yeh ladki mujhe pagal kar degi"

"rona mat...Kyunki mere paas rumal nahi hai"

"Aaj dus minute ke liye sohjada hoon" - (Maan thinking to himself)


EPISODE 68 - 7 JULY 2010

"main tumhara khayal rakh raha tha"


EPISODE 69 - 8 JULY 2010

"Toh kya mein phone mein guskar courier par loon?"

"Geet ... yeh darwaza hai...aur isse is tarah kholte hain ..."

"Ab Geet ko dinner ke liye manana padega"

EPISODE 70 ' 9 JULY 2010

"Mein chata hu ki..."

"Yeh ladki sach much chalti phirti disaster hai...isse hamesha koi na koi sahmal ne wala chahiye...na jane iss ka kya hoga"

EPISODE 72 ' 13 JULY 2010 ' Dhaba Dinner Date

"Mene tume apne haq ki liye larne ko kaha tha' apna tamasha bana ne ki li nahi"

"Kudh se bato gi ya'yaha me tumara haath pakar ke batooh"

*Geet sits in the car. Maan is driving*
*Maan turns AC on and Geet immediately turns it off, although Maan is not angry*
*Maan starts thinking about what Geet said to the manager- the Dhaba vale dahl*
*Maan smiles* ~ hayee! me marjawa!
*Geet says to Maan 'Why are you smiling like that? I bet your making fun of me just like that manager!'*
*Maan puts on his serious look face*

"Nahi mein toh uss manager ki vaare me sooch raha tha..ki tumare dhaba vale baht kahi uske career pe thala na laga de"

"Kaha 5 star hotel ka khana'kaha tumare, tumare dhaba vale dahl"

"Please Geet' jab me jungle me camping karte hoye khud khana bana sakda hu toh dhaba per kyun nahi?"

"Aisa nahi ha'me ache terikaye se jaanta hoon' ki ase maahol me kaise bahtna chahi ha aur utna chahi ha "

"Of course not!"

"Mene tume kaha' ki yeh jaga mujhe achi nahi lagdi? nahi na?

*Maan almost trips over the mat at the dhaba and looks around prolly thinking to himself where on earth have I come*

"Ek minute' menu card nahi ha?...leken voh'"

"Geet' itna kahana' hum dono ki liye mang laya?"

*Sardarji says Sat Sri Akal to Maan*

"Hmmm'"

The Sardar Ji's wife to Geet: "Yeh banda toh baara ajeeb hai' tume kaha se mil gaya?"

*2 Punjabi kids go to him and ask why his wearing a coat, is he cold?* - LOL

"Nahi'asa nahi haye"

*the kids point towards his buttoned shirt*

"Hmmm'"

*Maan unbuttons his shirt*     *Maan thinks to himself*

"Iss larki ne mujhe kaha fasaa diya"

*The 2 kids ask why are you staring at Geet"

"Kya?... me kisi ko ghoor nahi ra"

"Yeh bache hai ya inquiry commission? Ek ka saval nahi khatum hota aur dusara shuru hoja ta ha "

"Mujhe baache bilkul pasand nahi ha'samji?"

*Ordered food comes*

*Maan looking at the food prolly thinking this much food?*

*Geet says to Maan why you not eating the food is going to get cold*

"Hmmm'.me haath dhooke aata hu"

Geet: "Sher kabhi haath dhoota ha kya?

Maan: "Kya?

*Geet calls for Chotu to bring some water so that Maan can wash his hands*

"Yahi pe haath dhoona ha?

Chotu: "Yaha pe nahi toh kya Chandigarh apne haath dhooni gaye?"

*Maan washes his hands and asks for a napkin*

"Napkin haye?...nahi chahi ha"

*Sees hands dipped in the 2 glasses of water*   *Geet tells Maan to eat*

"Huh'."

*Maan looks around seeing people eat with their hands*

*Geet says Maan to eat"

"No thanks"

*Sardar Ji tells them how he had to eat 15 chilies to convince her wife that he loved her*

Geet: "Yeh mere sher nahi?"

*Maan giving looks at Geet*

"Tume kya laagda ha' me mirchi nahi kaha sakda?"

"Tume aise laagda ha"

*Maan eats mirch number 1 and heads for mirch number 2, starts to cough, eats half of the third mirch and Geet stops him and gives him lassi*

*Geet wipes some of Maan's lassi mouche and then eyelock*

*Bhangra dancers enter*

"Tum pagal hogi ho kya?"

*Geet grabs Maan and pulls him up to join and do bhangra*

*Maan watches Geet and smiles*

*Kid says you can stare as much as you like at Geet when you get home'come on and dance now*

*Maan smiles again woohoo*    *Maan does bhangra and everyone stops and stares at him*

"Sat Sri Akal ji"

"Kyun, ab toh yakeen hoga na' ke me dhaba pe bi enjoy kar sakda hu' chale?"

"Kya'dusht kya?"

"Jo Maan Singh Khurana ne aj tak nahi kiya voh aaj kaise kar baata?"

"Yeh mujhe kya hora ha?" (awww your falling in love Maan! That's what's happening to you! )


awww''''Did any of you realise that poor Maan's dinner consisted of 2.5 green chillies and some lassi hehehehe

EPISODE 73 ' 14 JULY 2010

"Jo Maan Singh Khurana ne aaj tak nahi kiya...voh aaj kaise kar bata?"

"Pehle mirchi...aur uske baad bhangra...aur phir apne naam pe yeh haasi?...yeh mujhe kya hora ha?"

"Geet! ...tumare lassi me bhang thi kya?...jo iss tereke se has rahi ho?...under aho..."

"Kyun?...kya hua?"

"Chaaro tyres gayaab...chaaro!"

"Kya bola tum ne?"

"Tumari vaja se..."

"Mujhe maalum tha, mujhe maalum tha, ke agar me tumare saath jahonga toh kuch na kuch galti hogi...ise accha yehi hota ki me tumare saath aata nahi"

"Vah...brillant idea...ab mujhe tum baato gi, hum ghar kaise jahi gaye?"

"Kya?...bus iss ke asar bakhi thi"

"Mazaa?...Tume saach much me mental hospital ke zaroot hai...mujhe barish se sakt naafart hai!...Yeh gandigi, yeh kichar...ha"

EPISODE 74 ' 15 JULY 2010

"Maan Singh ko Koi Nahi Badal Sakta" (Thanks @Krrish87_sweet)

"Muje Geet se Dur rehna Hoga" (Thanks @Krrish87_sweet)

"Me Pantry me Kyon Aaa gaya?...Yaha se Coffee lekar hi jata hu warna log sochenge Maan Singh Khurana Pagal Ho gaya hai!" (Thanks @Krrish87_sweet)

EPISODE 75

"Chup ho jo varna..."

EPISODE 76 ' 19 JULY 2010

"Iss Geet nay, itna dimaag kahrab kar diya hai mera, kay mein sab kuch ulta seedha karnay lag gaya hoon, lagta hai kissi kay shaadi aa gaya hoon"

"Band karo yeh tamasha!"
"Mujhe farak parta hai tumhare hone se"

"Ye mainay kya keh dia"

"Kya tum is company ki MD hai???"

"Me Geet ka secretary nahi hun!"

THANK YOU SOOO MUCH KRISH FOR THE FOLLOWING:
Maan:"to chod kyon nai deti ye naukari?" and then inside (Ye mene Kya keh dia    )

Maan: "Geet bhi humare aam employee ki tarah hi thi, uske na hone se koi fark nai padta..{   crying inside but Attitude Outside! Kya Baat hai Maan! Aap to Cha gaye ho DD ur So So So Burning the Floor with Ur Attitude! }

Maan: "Tumhari Dusri Chappal kaha hai?   {and he knows that it was Geet who threw it..    }

Maan: "Uske na hone se meri zindgi tham (i think Badal would suit more ) nahi jayegi (To Adi) but inside..( Why Why did i do that to her.. Oh why i had said so much to her... and then supporting his ego...Par Shuruat to Usine Ki thi )

Maan: "Mere Office me sab mere hisab se hi hota hai" {here comes the Attitude again! By god! kinna Attitude bhara hua hai yaar...esa ladka jise bhi mil jaye uski to shamat aaani hai..but he is so lovable and caring at the same time..aaah...     }

Maan: "Ye kamyabi meri nahi hai...thinking in his head..and Said..Ye kamyabi Geet ki hai.. "

Maan: "Ye Geet bhi na ...{shocked and sad at the same time when he saw the blooded foot steps of Geet in the office} jese hi me use akela chodta hu wese hi wo musibat me pad jati hai...{looking at the floor again... crying face..ohh why i said so much to her..? }

EPISODE 78 ' 21 JULY 2010

"Joh moon mein aaya bolti chali gayi...mujhe...Mujhe kya khushi milti hain uske aansoo dekh kar...Usse pata bhi nahi ke Uske aanso ponchne ke liye meine kya kya nahi kiya!!!"

THANK YOU SOOO MUCH KRISH FOR THE FOLLOWING:
"Muje Uske Ansoon Dekhke Khushi milegi kya?" (inside thinking...and hurt..but can't express his feelings warna Maan Maan thodina kehlayega? )
"please Dadima Aaj me apse bat nahi karna chahta , Me kisise bat karne ke mood me nahi hoo.. , Wo meri secretory apne aap ko najane kya samjti hai.. Me   (with Ego) Uske Ghar Usse Mafi Mangne gaya Aur Usse Laga me uski chappal Uske Sir pe Marne Gaya hu!"      (Amazing Maan!! Ur Rocking!! )


"Ekk dummm pagal ladki hai wo, Nahi Pagal Nahi Baatamizz ladki hai wo (Garr,,,Maan Ubal raha hai,,OMG!! ) Muje Ulta sidha kehne lagi, Muje Ghar se jane ke lie kaha , Job chod ke wo gai, phir bhi me use manane ke lie gaya .Lekin Nahi Wo to Asmaan Se Utari Hui Koi Pari hai na ..Meri Baat Kyon Sunegi??

"Ek Baar Nahi Socha ki woh is Shehar Me nayi hai.. Job Chodke Wo Karegi Kya?{ Thinking deep inside his heart..Wo sach me job chodke chali gayi..Oh..Why..did i say too much to her..? Why? } Lekin Sochti Kese? Dimag Hota Tab to sochti na wo.

"Fikr To Kisina Kisiko karni hi padegi na..Usko to Apni Fikr hai nahi..to mene..(Mahhiii Tune..)    
{ Amazing Finally he was about to say that how can i not care for her?? I love her so much ...I do care for her... }

"Please Dadima Me Uss Ladki ke Bare me kuch bhi baat nahi karna chahta.. Jo Mume Aya Bolti Chali Gayi ..Mujhee Mujhee kya khushi milti hai uske Ansoon Dekhkar? Use Pata bhi nahi ki uske ansoon pochne ke lie mene kya kya nahi kia.    {wow maan u said it ..I so love u for this dialogue..U said it that u did it for her...u do love her,,and that was the reason why u were always there for her... }

"Aap hi to kehti hai na dadima ki mere pass dil nahi hai{ Pain in his eyes is so obvious the reflection of Geet's Words shows on his face..Me aap ki tarah to hu nahi jiske pass dil hi nahi hai.. }.to ab dil ke bare me kyon baat kar rahi hai? {Deep thought inside...and than}

"Maan Singh Khurana ke pass nato kabhi dil tha aur na to kabhi dil hoga.. {but he knows he feels for her..and he knows that he can't hide it..Mr. Maan apko Pyaar Ho gaya hai..   but i know U will hide it Coz ur Name is MK! }

"Please Dadima Muje Iss bare me koi bat nahi karni hai..Me thodi der akela rehna chahta hu.."


EPISODE 79 ' 22 JULY 2010 ~ Hilarious Bedroom Scene

Geet: "Lagi? toh nahi??? "
Maan: "LAGII..."
Geet: "Toh aur khao!! hahahaha "

"CHOR!"
"Accha hoga...Kal mein doctor se checkup karwa leta hoon...Daadima bhi kush hojaeyyegi..."



EPISODE 80 ' 23 JULY 2010 ~ Hilarious

Geet: "YEH GUDDE GUDIYO KA KHEL NAHI KE AAP DULHA AUR MEIN DULHAN"



Maan fell down after banging the door

"Hoshiarpur express"


Geet: sirrr thand rakhye esa kare app beth jaen and maan bethne laga tha

sirr mana app ka nam maan he par nam ka itna bhi kya asar

mere job chorne ki wajha se lagta he sir ka yeh haal ho gya he



he says that "yeh ghar mera hai" Her reply
Geet: "Main Aishwarya Rai aur Aap Abhishek Bachchan"

Geet to maan "jahan dekho kapde utaarkar aa jaate hai"

"sadma lag gaya"

"Maan Sir ko bahut bada sadma laga hai mere naukri chodne ke wajeh se"


"Jahan main jaati hoon, wahi chale aate hon"

"Sir doctor ke paas aapko jaana hai."
"Haan jayenge na Geet"

"Oyeee!!!

A BIG Thanks to @dee30 for the following:
When Geet is trying to run with the phone... Maan has such a naughty expresssion on his face...daring her..."bhaago"...like go on why don't you try and see what happens...

Geet goes..."main phone nahi doongi"
Maan: "phir se bholo"
Geet again..."main phone nahi doongi"...and Maan goes straight for her...thought for a minute...arm twisting scene

Geet: "Sir dupatta chodiye"...
Maan: "nahi chodoonga toh"

"Maan singh Khurana ko na toh koi majboor kar sakta hai aur na hi kar sakega"

EPISODE 81 - 26 JULY 2010 ~ HILARIOUS LOL

Maan: "Tumne mujhe ravan kahan?"
Geet: "Haan woh mein? gusse main thi"
Maan: "Toh mein ek kaam kartha ho mein? hi chala ja tha hu"
Geet: "Haye itni jaldi maan gaye"
Maan: "Ab aankhen phaad phaad ke kya dekh rahi ho..ab moo band karo, saamaan pack karo or niklo yaha se."
Geet: "Ab dekhiya..."
Geet: "Sirrr nahi jaungi ka matlab nahi jaungi hota hai"
Maan: "Nahin jaogi?"
Geet: "Sir yeh cheating hai!...Sir yeh mera kamra hai!"

EPISODE 85 - 2 AUGUST 2010

"Tumara farz bantha ki unka kayal rako" "Farz"   

"Meri marzi kyon nai kardi"

"Karbar dhar una akela showria" "Karbar dhar"


EPISODE 87 - 3 AUGUST 2010
"Geet ruk jao"

EPISODE 94 ' 12 AUGUST 2010
"Chup, ek dum chup... ek raat, ek raat ke liye mai tumare paas nahi tha tho itney sawal? aur tum jo khud? mujhe hamesha ke liye chod kar jaana chahti thi uska kya GEET...? bolo... jawaab do "

EPISODE 95 ' 13 AUGUST 2010
"Mujhe jo ladki chaiye woh sirf tum ho"
EPISODE 96 ' 16 AUGUST 2010

mujhse nazren chura rahi ho

"Tum Mujhe Baar Baar Naukri Chod Ke Jaane Ki Dhamki Khyun Dethi Ho??"

maan : dadi gehene dhundu rahi hai...mere aate hi tum wahan se bhaag kyun gayi...haan geet...inn gehenon mein tumm...tum baar baar mujhe chod!!...i mean naukari chod ne ki baat kyun karti ho...haan geet...geet tum mujhse nazre kyun chura leti ho...mujhse nazre mila k baat kyun nahi karti ho geet...jaane se mujhe batado..ki tumne mere liye ladki dhundne se mana kyun geet...kyun...???...meri aankhon mein dekh kar jawab do...

geet ' yeh jo ehsaas hai maan sir ke liye mere dil mein...kitna bhi koshish karlu mujhse durr hi nahi jate...iska sirf yeh hi raasta hai..."...

maan " suno geet jaane se pehle yeh bhi jaan lo ki meri pasand kya hai...meri pehli requirement toh yeh hai ki woh ladki chote sheher se bilkul nahi hone chahiye...salwar kammez nahi..lambe baal nahi...geet itna kaafi hai...ya aur...

geet " aasman ki koi pari...

geet "subeh char baje se lagi padi hunn..kahan milegi aisi ladki...aur koi guarantee bhi nahi ki kab kaunsi ladki ka patta katt jaye...

maan " geet yeh kya hai...geet"

geet " kagaz hai sirr...lo phirse shuru ho gayee sabere sabere...kuch nahi sir yeh toh kagaz hai...ab aapko kagaz se bhi alergy hai..toh aapko thoda dekh ke chalna chahiye tha na...ab kaagaz toh aapna raasta nahi badal sakte...par aap toh badal sakte hai...sirr aap upar kahan aa rahe hai... ...yeh table kursi...khud chalke yahan kaise aa gaye...

maan " aur haan agar tumhe kagaz fakne se aur aapne boss ko tarah tarah ke naam se bulane se fursatt mil gayi ho..toh ladkiyan toh dhundi hongi tumne...

geet " haan sir dhundi hai na...bahot sari..ek se bhadkar ek...

geet " sasha maam maan sir ek post ke liye interview le rahe hai ek special post ke liye...mere hissaab se aapko maan sir se upar ja kar baat karni chahiye...

maan " GGGEEETTT.

EPISODE 97 - 17 AUGUST 2010

GEET: AP MUJHE ESE MAT DEKHO...

MAAN: AGAR MAIN LARKIYUN KO REJECT KAR RAHA HUN TOH.. SIRF TUMAHARI WAJAH SE..

AB AAYEGA MAZA...

Maan called Pari "Special Specimen" ROFL

EPISODE 98 - 18 AUGUST 2010

"Aapno ka jhutha toh kha sakhtay hai "

Jab tak Maan Singh Khurana nahi chahe, Use chhod kar koi nahi jaa sakta.



EPISODE 105 - 17 AUGUST 2010

"Ab meri magether ko kya dekh rai ho?... ek kaam karta hoon... office pe taala laga deta hoon or yaha hi mu dekhai kar leta hoon."



MAANEET COMIC SCENES CONVO ' Specially requested by pooh_raj

COMIC SCENE 1 - When Maan calls Geet to his cabin to discuss party arrangements (Thanks @pooh_raj)

Maan: "Geet mere cabin me aao"
Geet: "Abhi sir???"
Maan: "nai kal..."

Geet: "kal kabhi aau sir?...ohhh aap ka matlab kal wala kal jiska matlab hai abhi???? na sir???"


COMIC SCENE 2 ' MAANEET'S ROCKING COMIC DIALOGUES - 2 JULY 2010 - EPISODE 65
Geet: "Baato...yeh konsa ausul hota hai office ka?...Ek toh adi raat ke kaam peh baalo, aur voh bi...Ek akeli ladki... Ek akeli ladki, sunsan office...aur ek akela boss...Yeh sune me toh bilkul teekh nahi lagda hai. Ab me kya kaaro??"

*Geet looks at the paper cutter*
"Nahi...isse meh... hathiyar keh tara istimal kar sakde hu..."
"Vasa me jasa soch rahi hoon...asa Maan Sir kar toh bi ni sakde...par badme pachtave me kya faada..."
"Akar me hai to aadmi hana...jo kabhi kabhi lohi ke robo jasa lagta hai"
*Geet finally decides to pick up the paper cutter, opens and closes it bringing it closer to her face and then smiles triumphantly. Geet then practices her moves with the paper cutter turning from side to side*
*Enters Maan into Geet's cabin, with Geet's jaw dropping at the sight of him, while holding the paper cutter towards him*
*Maan stares at Geet*
"Sorry Sir...voh...voh larke jeh vajhise phone pe mehne apko gaali deh"

MAAN'S CLASH OF THE TITANS

1. MAAN VS GEET
2. MAAN VS BRIJ
3. MAAN VS MUNSHI JI
4. MAAN VS DEV
5. MAAN VS PINKY
6. MAAN VS GURVINDER
7. MAAN VS THE HANDA FAMILY
8. MAAN VS DAAR JI
9. MAAN VS NAINTARA
10. MAAN VS ADI
11. MAAN VS SASHA
12. MAAN VS TASHA
13. MAAN VS DADI - I am sooo looking forward to their confrontation!
14. MAAN VS MR CHOPRA
15. MAAN VS RAHUL the CEO
16. MAAN VS RASIKA RATHORE (Thanks @geet261)
17. MAAN VS BRIJ'S GOONS ' Epi 109 ' 3 September 2010


MAAN'S OTHER NAMES

1. Geet's Saviour
2. Pure true gentleman
3. Punjab da Sher
4. Angry young man
5. Mysterious Stranger

6. Chotay Saab
7. Geet's knight in shining armour
8. The hero!
9. Munda Maan Tongue
10. Geet's philosopher

11. MK (what his employees refer to him as)
12. The Boss Shocked
13. Mr.High-n-Mighty
14. Maan the control freak LOL
15. DD aka DhakDhak ' as mentioned by our chirpy Pinky! (I was going to add this in earlier just didn't get the chance before) - this one seems to be quite popular with many of you ~ @Hiba282, @dahi, @Innocent02, @Sofna

16. The Ultimate Saviour (Thanks @Innocent02)
17. Mr Attitude/ Mr Full of Attitude
18. Dev's Big Bro (Its official now after the phone conversation between the two)
19. Vaade Veer Ji
20. The Modern Day Mr Darcy - I absolutely truly believe our Maan is the equivalent to the modern day Mr Darcy 100%! - I suggest you all look at this post by Maleka.QN for more details! http://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=1414735

21. Mr. Flawless
22. The Man in Black
23. Mr. Hottie
24. Mr. Hot dude
25. Maan the Rockstar

26. Mr. Everything-in-my-life-is-planned
27. Mr.I-will-not-melt
28. Maan the Zidi
29. Prince Charming
30. Maan Veer Ji (Episode 51)

31. The Eldest Brother
32. Head of the Household
33. MAAN = DD DHUST DANAV LOL thanks to Geet in Episode 53
34. Maan Bhaiya - Dev says to Dadi Maa in Episode 57
35. Mr Perfect ' Geet refers to Maan as 'Mr Perfect' in Episode 65
36. Lohe Ka Robot
37. Hatte Katte Naw Jawan
38. Khadoos
39. Dhaalbadlu
40. Delhi's Most Eligible Bachelor in Episode 72 (Thanks @westmoreland)
41. The Desi Mr Darcy (This is one of MY SPECIAL NAMES FOR HIM!!!!)
42. Mr. Hotilicious (This is MY NICKNAME FOR my dear sweetheart Maan so please don't anyone dare use it!!!!)
43. Mr Professional Maan Khurana ' another name Geet ggives to Maan in Episode 75
44. Maan Makhni in Episode 80 (Thanks @pooh_raj)
45. *yum yum yum* (@swatichowdhury's new name for Maan)
46. Mr. Maan Malai-Makhan Khurana (Thanks @swatichowdhury)
47. Mr. Maan Alpenlibae Khurana (Thanks @swatichowdhury)
48. Dus seer vala Ravan (Thanks @nutan_bali)
49. Filmo ka villain (Thanks @nutan_bali)


For more names being given to Maan head to this post by @maybe-just where its being discussed as an individual topic: Maan Singh Khurana- Is that his Name? http://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=1419818

Maan's nicknames for Geet

1. Yeh ladki
2. Chalti firti disaster
3. Hoshiarpur express in
Episode 80
4. Mishti 



MAAN'S LIKES

1. The jungle (guess it is one of his favourite places to stay! ~ besides his jeep and tent :P)
2. Enjoys giving great free advice to Geet especially when she is in a musibat! LOL
3. His obsession with using his 'dimaag' (stays clear away from tears or crying!)
4. GEET - although hasn't been able to understand that he does. He is hiding his REAL TRUE feelings way deep inside of him. Although I must say that he has been quite stirred by Geet lately as she continues to stir in his thoughts! (Thanks @shockalot!)
5. He likes Geet's hair strand on her face as seen in Episode 51 (Thanks! 1kaarzoo)

6. He loves Coffee (Thanks geet261) 
7. He likes eating continental food (such as pasta)

MAAN HAS...

1. Fantastic fighting skills
2. Mind-blowing one liners
3. Great strength and muscles
4. Geet's land and is quite rich!
5. Munshi Ji who is Maan's shadow/right hand man even (thanks @raziya56)

6. A special siren dedicated to him at workTongue
7. Many Geet memories - he keeps thinking about her! LOL (Thanks @raziya56)
8. A great sense of hearing (since childhood) and can tell who has entered the room without looking; such as in Episode 18 when Munshi Ji enters and he instantly recognises it is him.
9. Some anger issues - The poor coke can always gets crushed and suffers as a result such as on 12th May 2010 - Episode 28 ' Maan crushes the can and throws it while Munshi Ji is talking to him about how Geet has refused to sign the papers and literally ripped the papers and threw them in his face.
10. Two Bodyguards spotted during Maan's re-entry, the embassy...at the entrance - when Maan walked in and also in the office. (Thanks @dee30)

11. Killer Eyes! (Thanks @dee30)
12. A photo of himself and Dev which he was looking at in his cabin (he also had tears in his eyes)
13. Khurana House located at Plot No. 29 A
14. Two attractive eyes, thick eye lashes, one sexy nose, two long legs, two strong hands, excellent biceps and dashing style of walking and two ears and long beautiful fingers. (I am in hysterics after this one! Thanks so much @Maleka.QN)
15. Stylish designer hair and hairstyle (Agree he has awesome hair + hairstyle! - Thanks @Maleka.QN)

16. A younger brother - seen in photos in Episode 51. Maan has his security looking for Vicky...Episode 53 Check this post: What is the MYSTERY behind Maan's younger bro..??? http://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=1416631
17. Servant called Chandu in the haveli
18. An Outhouse, where his staying at the moment. Looks like Dadi kicked Maan out of the haveli 2months ago and he moved to the Outhouse...
19. A Dadi, who Maan calls Dadi Maa - first appearance in Episode 51
20. A great Half shaved (beard) look aka a 5 o'clock shadow look (Thanks @AKANargis)

21. OMG Maan likes Italian Food! LOL Episode 83 - 28 JULY 2010 - uff he is so funny the way he smells the pasta
22. Maan has an apron which says New York on it! Episode 83 - 28 JULY 2010 - Did he get it from the US? Has he got office branches there? did he meet sameera there? so many unsolved mysteries!


MAAN'S FAVOURITE COLOUR: White 

MAAN's DISLIKES (Need help here any suggestions?) (Thanks @Dangelz!)

1. Dislikes auriten - although I guess his attitude towards them are slowly changing due to our lovely Geet's influence (Thanks @bestfan!)
2. aurtein ki dimaag - hehehe (Thanks @raziya56 !)
3. Brij- aka laithait bhai! - (How could I forget this one!) (Thanks @raziya56 !)
4. He hates LIERS!!!!! (Thanks! 1kaarzoo)
5. Maan dislikes " attitude " ... pehle to galti karo phr tewar dikhao (Thanks @geet261)

6. Maan dislikes Samose, Kachore at an office party (Thanks @bridgette)
7. "Muje Juth Bolne Wale Log Bilkul Pasand nahi, Pehle tum galti karti ho aur phir use chupane ke lie juth bhi bolti ho" (Thanks @Krrish87_sweet)
8. Maan dislikes flowers (Thanks @MaaneetDD) as seen in Episode 63 ' The white rose scene
9. Maan dislikes other guys touching geet (episode June 28 2010 when geet shook someone's hand at the party) and he also hates rumours. (Thanks @Bansari7)
10. Maan dislikes when someone tries to bother geet. so cute! (Thanks @Bansari7)

11. Maan dislikes children seen in Episode 72 at the Dhaba
12. Emotions as he said in lift scene :- "muze emotions se sakht nafrat hain". (Thanks @nutan_bali)
13. Maan dislikes it je koi geet k sath batamezi kare (Thanks @geet261)
14. He dislikes watching films (Episode 231)




The following have been contributed by @dee30 (Who I would like to say a VERY VERY BIG THANK YOU TO! for coming up with so many dislikes!)

1. Maan dislikes Gurvinder, because he thinks Gur is Geets boyfriend. (Isiliye to bechare ko thanks be nahi bolne diya.)
2.He hates it when anything doesn't go according to his plans.
3.He hates it when Geet gets the last word in their confrontations.
(Numerous crushed coke cans and too much firewood are proofs.)
4. He dislikes it very much when anybody refers to his land as Geets.
5. Maan dislikes getting phone calls when he jogs in the park early in the morning.

6.He dislikes helping people, thats why he prefers living in the jungle.
7.He dislikes it when people try to blackmail him.   
8.He dislikes it very much when someone tries to give him orders.
( Of course he does. After all he is Maan Singh Khurana, why would you even want to try? You got a death wish or what? Like Brij discovered recently)    
9.Maan dislikes not getting whatever he asks for, as soon as he asks for it.
10. (This one is pretend-dislike.) Maan dislikes bumping into Geet. (TUM said with a shocked and angry voice has been heard on several occasions)

11. (Pretend-Dislike) Maan dislikes remembering Geet, but can't help it poor guy jab dekho Geet ke hi dreams mein khoya rehta hai.
12. Maan dislikes coffee with too much sugar Episode 53
13. Maan dislikes saying NO to Dadi Baar baar. Disapprove
14. Maan dislikes Dadi pestering him to do things he doesn't want to, like moving back in the haveli, answering questions...Unhappy
15. Maan dislikes Geet bothering him asking questions about files, coffee...but he has no problem with Geet ke aakhon mein doob jana, that he can do all day. Day Dreaming

16. Maan really dislikes Dadi-Geet harrassing him both at the same time..one on the phone... the other in the office. Wacko

17. Maan really dislikes when someone shouts at himin his own office. Angry
18. Maan hates gossip
19. Maan really hates gossip mongers


~ MAAN'S FUN CORNER ~

LEGISLATION ON MAAN

Hmm Maan is
Mr.pheli bhar Jhoote Bhol!!

According to Khurana Construction Act..2010 there by All grooing Geet Right's r reserved by Him!which includes catching her when she fall's..& compulsory Mahiii tune played in BG!!
(A BIG THANKS TO @NIDIZ for coming up with such a hilarious law!)
The following is contributed by @nutan_bali ' thanks a bunch!
1. Koi bhi geet ke sath battamizi se pesh aya to deal cancel. (As he said to Mr. Chopra about Rahul and to Ms. Rasika Rathore)
2. Always helping Geet whenever she is in danger.



Anju's Song Dedication to Maan:

See my other post for the lyrics to the song!

MAAN - Chhote Saab - * Song Dedication* ~
http://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=1415515


Song : Chhote Tera Birthday Aaya
Movie: Krantiveer - The Revolution
Singers : Anushka Manchanda, Mika Singh, Hard Kaur, Neuman Pinto, Ishq Bector & Hrishikesh Kamerkar






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Maan Singh Khurana ROCKS! ~
We love you MK! ~ *hugs*

~ Anju   Star

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ur post is full of fun.just enjoy reading it........Big smile


Cheers to that! and thanks for ur comment!

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SO TRUE !!! CANT STOP LAUGHING !! OMG!


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SO TRUE !!! CANT STOP LAUGHING !! OMG!


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