Posted: 01 June 2010 at 2:24pm | IP Logged
I wanted to leave on a high note and so I am posting my samachar patra today.
This was the first and the only forum that I ever took part in and I have been extremely fortunate to have this forum as my first. you all have been loving, welcoming and fun. Thank you.
Mogga.Aun tukha miss kotheli. tujhe ugdaz aaylar aun tykha PM kothelin? ok
Tanya. thanks for letting me part of the Gundi Gang. badda maza aaya.
Nikki: Loved your FF's. Not sure if you will keep writing but if you do I will be drop in just to read that.
Gauri: thanks . I won't say anymore. U understand, don't you?
Fifi: Not sure if you willcome back to read this but if you do
To all those who joined me on THE STOP DIVORCE THREAD and who liked my Samachar Patra.
Aaj Ka PR Samachar (June 1st)
IN ENTERTAINMENT NEWS TODAY
Our entire investigative team is made up of ArMan fans and
so while we are publishing this special edition, we have only gathered snippets
of gossip and news for our avid readers today.
- Ekta has confirmed that Keshav
Pandit is heading down to Bombay. Apparently, a lot of concern has been
expressed by Shravani supporters who believe that all members of the "Shravani
Hate Club" will be openly protesting at Manav's chawl today and Keshav
Pandit, the defender of the underdog , has volunteered to come down and
help protect Ms. Shravani Mahate. BT and the PR Creatives are very proud
that "BT's Golden Girl" will be the protectee of such a macho mard and a
welcoming committee is expected to greet him at the Maharashtra border
- The popular yellow and red
gatbandhaan from the PR title montage and the bridal clothes of both
Archana and Manav are being put up for sale. Madam Tusaad's Wax Museum has
already put up an offer. The commemorative piece will be the centrepiece
of their new display called "ArMan Heaven". The wax models will be dressed up in
full bridal gear, however, Archana's hands and Manav's feet will be
covered to spare the visiting tourists from the gruesome sight. Ekta Kapoor and Shravani will be
presiding over the inauguration.
- We have learnt the reason for
the couple's delay in attending their divorce proceedings. Apparently, they
were in consultation on their first "Friendship Summit" and through
unanimous consent they have decided on Las Vegas. Apparently, Manav was surprised because he was
pretty sure that it was going to be Switzerland but Archana the movie buff
told him to get real, apparently all the fairytale Yash Chopra movies are
real downers and she was extremely impressed by her latest movie "What
Happens in Vegas Stays in Vegas". We wish them all the best in their
- BT Telefilms is holding
their anniversary bash and the Lokhandes, Manju and Mahates will be in
attendance. Ekta is very happy that
the D's and K's will not be attending as they are real party poopers.
However, MacDonalds has decided to launch its Friendship Burger today and
has picked the Dombivili suicide point as the special location for this
event. The D's and K's have
confirmed they will be in full attendance as apparently the site has
emotional significance for them.
- Kaka has decided to go
back to farming. He will be joined by
Sav aai who has decided that she needs to do hard labour as penance for
her role as master orchestrator in PR. Sav aai has volunteered to pull the
plough (instead of the cow) in act of sheer remorse. Damodhar has decided
to support his wife's decision wholeheartedly (after seeing the example of
Manav's unquestioning support for Archana)
- In the absence of Sav aai,
Archu will be supplying Manav and Shravani tiffin for a period of five months
(2 months till delivery and 3 months after childbirth) . Shravani has grudgingly
accepted on the condition that Manav act as taste tester. A menu for Archu is being prepared as we
- Varsha has decided to
consummate her relationship with Satish tonight (with no delay) because
she is afraid that the Ashwin card may be used in a similar manner by Ekta
- Archana and Manav have
signed a contract with the Indian Army and the United States government to
teach them their technique of carrying out telepathic conversations
without having any ESP powers. Details on the contract are confidential at
- The divorce court clerk's
office has been filled with freedom of information requests re the ArMan divorce
transcripts by avid PR fans. The clerk's
office has decided that no new divorces or dockets will be processed until
they have dealt with this influx of requests. The Indian government is
looking to revoke the freedom of information act altogether. A motion will
be introduced into the house tomorrow.
All my love and A Big God Bless
Edited by stillhopeful - 01 June 2010 at 2:37pm