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Posted: 05 February 2005 at 7:03am | IP Logged
Mom comes to visit her son Kumar for dinner...who lives with a girl
roommate Sunita...
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how
pretty Kumar's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a
relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she
started to wonder if there was more between Kumar and his roommate
than met the eye.
Reading his mom' s thoughts, Kumar volunteered," I know what you must
be thinking, but I assure you, Sunita and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Sunita came to Kumar saying, "Ever since your
mother came to dinner, I' ve been unable to find the silver jar. You
don't suppose she took it, do you? "
"Well, I doubt it, but I 'll email her, just to be sure " So he sat
down and wrote:
Dear Mother,
I 'm not saying that you did take the silver jar from my house, I 'm
not saying that you did not take the jar. But the fact remains
that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love, Kumar

Several days later, Kumar received an email from his Mother which
read:
Dear Son,
I 'm not saying that you do sleep with Sunita, and I'm not saying that
you do not sleep with Sunita. But the fact remains that if she were
sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver jar by now.
Love, Mum.

Moral of the Story..... Don' t Lie to Your Mother...

shahidlover24 IF-Sizzlerz
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Posted: 05 February 2005 at 12:11pm | IP Logged
lol LOL

*~sheena*~ Senior Member
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Posted: 06 February 2005 at 1:02am | IP Logged
LOLZ LOL
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Posted: 06 February 2005 at 11:42am | IP Logged
lolzLOL LOL
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Posted: 06 February 2005 at 4:50pm | IP Logged
lol i have heard this one be4 but its sooo funnyLOL
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Posted: 08 February 2005 at 4:28am | IP Logged
LOL LOL
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Posted: 08 February 2005 at 5:01am | IP Logged
lolz
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Posted: 08 February 2005 at 3:20pm | IP Logged
LOL
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