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 Whats the diff between your wife and your job? After 10 years your job still sucks

 
 
 
 Without humor, life sux. Without love, life is hopeless. Without courage, life is hard. Without friends like you, life is impossible!
 
 
 

Folk say you only fall in love once, but whenever I hear your voice I fall in love all over again.

 
 
 
Crikey, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
 
 
 
 

 What do you call an intelligent blonde? A Golden Retriever

 
 
 
 When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $2.95 a minute
 
 
 
 

Girls are like phones. We like to be held and talked too, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

 
 
 

 


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Posted: 27 May 2010 at 2:22pm | IP Logged
ahaha really nice! :D

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Posted: 27 May 2010 at 7:31pm | IP Logged
thanks for sharing.....

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ur welcomeSmile

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lol wow...i think some are inappropriateee Wink

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The Bear and the Rabbit


A bear is sitting in the middle of a forest taking the biggest shit of his life and feeling dam good about it.

He looks down and sees a rabbit dumping a load right next to him. The bear looks at the rabbit and says, "Hey, uhh Mr. Rabbit, uhh do you have a problem withthe shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit shakes his head no and says, "Nope, never bothers me."

The bear says, "Good!" takes the rabbit and wipes his ass with him and then tosses him aside.

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Ek larka apni girlfriend se milne gaya, kuch baat ke baad uski girlfirend chaye(tea) banane ke liye kitchen chali gayi.

Girlfriend ka mobile sofay pe dekh kar larky ne socha ke chalo dekhte hai mera number iss ne kis naam se save kya hai?

Dear, sweetu ya jaanu.

Jab usne misscall di toh screen pe likh raha tha "Murgha No.5? CallingLOL

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Nice....Big smile

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