Posted: 26 May 2010 at 4:47am | IP Logged
well ...padi likhi pratigya married a unpad gawaar gunda krishna to teach him a lesson.so far i was wondering what she is going to teach? what could be her topic?.
oh i see! now i got it!!!!
'patni kya cheez hoti hai?!'
wooo excellent topic...let us listen to her teaching
1)set right his cuboard once in a day
2)make the bed twice a day
3)make veg food
4)serve the food to his family
5)when ever find time go to his room sit on his bed and cry.
6) always keep long face with confused expression and confuse him too.
7) never tell him why you hate him
8)never ask him 'why the hell you hit nitin?'
9)never ask him 'how dare you kidnap me?'
10)when he want to come close to you avoid him.don't even speak to him.
11) when he want to avoid you run behind him.
12) when he comes home with knife stab give him hot oil and water
13) help him to remove his shoes
14) cover him with the blanket
15)next day by chance find his temperature and call the doctor
16)when he don't even want to look at you make tea give it to him and ask him to check the sugar,other times don't even care whether he had his breakfast or dinner
17)try to cooperate in his fake pregnancy drama until you did not find a big day to put down your husband.
18)keep brooding over the past till you go to grave
19)never try to move on in your life
20) try to see only the negative side of your husband
21)don't say thanks...or don't even acknowledge when your husband support you and fight for you.
22)give most priority to your sister feelings than your parents
23)don't listen to your mom when she say 'give him a chance...'
24) don't listen to your dad's words 'wo dill ka bura nahi hai...' after all your parents have less experience in their life than you.
25)bash your husband for his simple mistakes.when he attempted to make a sin don't abuse him,don't even care to ask him why?
26) don't ever say lie in front of god...other lies are acceptable.
27) take false oath in front of god during your marriage and make your marriage a fake ritual
28) Dab his forehead with her pallu when he is unconscious or sleeping by
29) When he brings you rabdi after overhearing you (without you asking) you never say thank you, instead take it straight to bhabhi to score extra brownie points -MERARAI
30) run a marathon to get medicine for your mother-in-laws fake injury-mima
31) Take out clothes for him from cupboard. ( which he never takes )-vishid
32) Lecturing your bro n bhabhi n not doing the same thing?.piritiji
33) Reject roses when he offers it to you -MERARAI
34) Refuse to acknowledge him as her husband but embrace his mansion and family-MERARAI
35) Never acknowledge him when he steps in to defend her from Sakthi bhai and his gun time and again-MERARAI
36) Tell him his love is just his brahm-MERARAI
37) Defend Angadwa to SS and Sakthi but never stand up for her pati-MERARAI
38) Announce she is Krishna's wife at the hotel front desk during hollimoon but never behaves like one-MERARAI
39) Shout out "Krishna I love you" even if she doesn't mean it bec' the people around (society) were judging her behavior-MERARAI
40) Point to hamari gharwala (aka Krishna) to rickshawala at the clinic when she has no money to pay him-MERARAI
41) Point out his errors in the ways of talking to his Amma-MERARAI
42) Defy husband advice and interfere in saas-sasur maar-peet session-MERARAI
lol....the list is going to be never ending....
phew...her mission completed!!!!!!.now no need for her to stay in SS house, so leave him and go to your maika.
her teaching were badly needed by rolli who is going to get marry soon.
raushi may not need her teach cuz she is smart enough to teach her in the name of immaturity.
she tried to teach her lesson to kesar didi...beechari unpad did not understand her teaching.
i hope krishna under stand her teaching...
hope to see her back to SS house with yet another mission...
PS:those who disagree with me: better avoid this post
those who agree with me: better avoid the posts those who disagree.
Edited by shumi. - 26 May 2010 at 12:23pm