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Posted: 05 February 2005 at 2:44am | IP Logged
A man escapes from a prison where he has been kept for 15 years. He breaks
into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl
to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up and
goes into the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is an
escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in
jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck.

If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do what he tells you, just
give him satisfaction, no matter how much he ravages you. This guy is
probably dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey.
"I love you."

To which the wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering
in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we
kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. I told him where to find it. Be strong,
honey. I love you too!"

shahidlover24 IF-Sizzlerz
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Posted: 05 February 2005 at 12:36pm | IP Logged
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*~sheena*~ Senior Member
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Posted: 06 February 2005 at 1:00am | IP Logged
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Posted: 06 February 2005 at 11:50am | IP Logged

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Edited by PreityGirl - 06 February 2005 at 6:18pm
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Posted: 06 February 2005 at 12:20pm | IP Logged
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Posted: 06 February 2005 at 2:21pm | IP Logged
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