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Khaya

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Posted: 22 May 2010 at 2:09am | IP Logged
There were these 3 students who were never late for school, but today they were. So the 1st student(a boy)comes in,the teacher says,"Why were you late?""I was on Blueberry Hill""Okay sit down."

Then the 2nd boy comes in."Why were you late?""I was on Blueberry Hill.""Okay sit down."

Then the 3rd student which was a girl comes in.The teacher says,"Let me guess you was on Blueberry Hill?""No,I AM Blueberry Hill!"

* * * * * *

The teacher asked her students to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence. Mary said, "My family went to the New York City Zoo, and we saw all the animals. It was fascinating."

The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted the word 'fascinate'."

Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to the Philadelphia Zoo and saw the animals. I was fascinated."

The teacher said, "Good, but I wanted the word 'fascinate'."

Little Johnny Siebert raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because Johnny was noted for his bad language. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate' so she called on him.

Johnny Seibert said, "My sister has a sweater with 10 buttons, but she so fat that she can only fasten eight."

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Posted: 23 May 2010 at 2:20pm | IP Logged
Hahahaha....good ones!
Thanks for sharing!

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Posted: 23 May 2010 at 3:29pm | IP Logged
hihi really nice!! lol

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Posted: 23 May 2010 at 6:47pm | IP Logged
Lol LOL Both good

first one a little rude
really liked second one lol

t4s

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Posted: 24 May 2010 at 7:51pm | IP Logged
That was Nice....
Thankz for sharing....

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Posted: 25 May 2010 at 12:19am | IP Logged
(a funny joke)
Wrong kid is mowing

Signs You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn

He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag.

On the side of his mower you notice the stenciled silhouettes of thirteen cats.

Stops frequently to nap inside the grass-catcher.

Always trying to impress you by stopping the mower blades with his head.

You notice him shoving the last of his clothes into the mulcher.

He's fascinated by the details of you home security system.

Stops every couple of minutes to smoke some clippings.

Somehow manages to mow the hood ornament off your Lexus.

Turns a goat loose and says he'll be back in three weeks.

No toes.

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Posted: 28 May 2010 at 4:57pm | IP Logged
Haha. I liked the kid.
 
 

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