more short jokes

Jugni.G Senior Member

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Posted: 17 May 2010 at 12:43am | IP Logged
Boy: aisa khat likh sajni!..meri umar beet jaye partey partey.
Girl: (i=0i>xE'L*c&x^%$?7#w@!&l_H%g*""le sajna,ab parh!
husband wanted to call the hospital to ask about his pregnant wife, but accidently called the cricket stadium.
he asks," how's the situation?"
They said, "It's fine, 3 are out, hope to get another 7 out by lunch,last one was a duck!"
(duck=out with 0 runs in cricket)
A guy pulled out 5 people frm a building on fire,later he was punished to go to prison!why??
-he pulled out da fire fighters.
 1st frnd- yaar mein jis larki se pyaar karta tha,usne mujhse shaadi nahi ki
2nd- tu ne bataya ni ki tera abu crore pati hai
1st frnd- bataya
2nd- toh phir?
1st- usne abu se karli!
hope its not posted b4!! :D

Edited by Jugni.G - 17 May 2010 at 4:52am

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Crazy_4_RA Goldie

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Posted: 17 May 2010 at 10:55pm | IP Logged
lol...last 2 were good....LOL
SRK-ian Senior Member

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Posted: 18 May 2010 at 8:35pm | IP Logged
Nice...the last one was good!
mywork08 Newbie

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Posted: 19 May 2010 at 12:34am | IP Logged
vote it also

Safe to swim here?

While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting and old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted,"Are there any gators around here?!"

"Naw," the man hollered back, "they ain't been around for years!"

"Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming leisurely toward the shore.

About halfway there he asked the guy,"How'd you get rid of the gators?"

"We didn't do nothin'," the beachcomber said.

"The sharks got 'em."
MeeraXD Goldie

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Posted: 20 May 2010 at 10:30pm | IP Logged
ROFL loved it!!

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beautifuldreams IF-Dazzler

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Posted: 20 June 2010 at 6:10am | IP Logged
Love them ;]]x
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