Posted: 11 May 2010 at 2:07am | IP Logged
Seetiyaan and Taaliyaan!
The results are out for the ILPC exam and am very proud of my .... sorry Professor Mona's ishtudents! The gold medal goes to.............
Ans 1)Sid Modi's temper is directly prop to Ridzie Modi's
silence and drama queen act.The more she remains silent the more his
temper rises....To prove my statement I wud like u to delve into ur
memories and extract dat particular scene...The scene after Sid Modi's
return from the Holi playground.Ridzie silently pours HOH into glasses
and Mr. Sid wid all force throws the glasses at the walls breaking dem
into a million pieces and thinking dat by dis act he is actually
breaking Ridzie's heart into pieces.But Ridzie Modi is a hard nut to
crack and she continues to pour glasses of HOH untill all the glasses
are 'broked'...Dis plummets Sid modi's temper to boiling point which in
turn raises his Blood Pressure and Ridzie Modi has to incur the full
wrath of Sid's temper.........So we see the directly prop
Riddhima Modi, you think you gravitate to the ring on Mr. Modi's finger, and the fact that
Overall Marking - 92%
The silver medal goes to : Jaanu!
you're name is Modi. However, you are unaware that you actually gravitate towards Mr. Modi's eyes. And
more so. His perfect skin.[See example below] It is a genetic gift,
which you may never find out. However, having the shining skin
in front of you everyday for the rest of your life, may make it worth it.
Over all marking - 89%
The Bronze medal goes to : Supercool3 ( Vithya)
it to be audible, it'll need greater virtuosity especially coming from
the pianists, violonists, and flautists. The orchestra needs to be
expanded, and there has to be emphasis on every word said. In the
background, there should also be a need for modulations, harmonies that
are often chromatic, with an evident use of chords. The aspects
explored should be wider in range for the pitch, and the dynamics, and
not as so monotonous as it has been up until now. Basically, there
should be some density and bold dramatic contrasts present. As for the
colour correction, Riddhima Modi should wear a saree, preferably the
one she wore during the mandir episode. This because Siddhant Modi
melts after seeing her dressed up like that and has a tendency to lift
Overall marking : 80%
A date with Siddhanth Modi goes to : Prerna4Rishav ( Guddoo)
Q5. If Siddhanth Modi is A SQUARE and Riddhima Modi is B Square. Who will be 2ab?
For the time being, only this much answer I know.. -- 2ab = SR's upcoming children
Overall Marking - 70%
A date with Armaan Malik goes to : Kritishah
The problem here is dat Riddhima Darling is
toooo Busy Filhaal in her Marathon Running,Crying and Wailing
around..She is a wee bit Cuckoo and slow in these type of mamlas...
She needs to spend QUALITY time with her SexyFACE Pati and Communicate
with him properly and yes RIGHT COMMUNICATION widout any External
Interference and Interruptions... She has to Barge in the posh pent house once again so that She can smell the Sid's Ester and pristine love...
Overall Marking - 75%
A date with Riddhima Modi goes to : Jatin Thakker
is A square & Riddhima is B square.Par poca yeh sawaal tumne
advance main poocha hain.lekin iska jawaab tumhe ek saal baad milega
coz after one year,Siddhima will be parents of two cute childrens.At
that time it will be 2ab or "Hum do hamare do".
Overall Marking - 77%
Position of new President of Student association goes to : Buffy!
According to Newtons Law of Gravity: the force of gravity = G (mass #1) (mass #2) / (distance between them)2 and this force is directed toward each object, so it is always attractive
G = constant = marriage
Mass 1 = Ridhimas love for Sidhanth
Mass 2 = Sidhanths love for Ridhima
distance= distance between
So as you can see.....force of gravitational love increases with love. and decreases with distance squared.
sowhe distance between ridima and sid increases due to :
R misunderstanding...........S love for R increases and reduces distance
DP...S sent them... R signed them and Shanks lectured them...S decided on 7 months to remove them
S misunderstanding......R love for S increases and reduces distance.
Lonavala....S angry....R faultless but guilty....R now manaying her pati
both misunderstanding.....very special circumstance...only extreme case
mass 1 = Shanky efforts
mass 2 = TJ efforts
Both signed DP......S thinks R loves ex.....R thinks....S wants divorce......
drills sense 7pheras >= 7months TJ intervenes.....S in
lonavala....See R with ex....S outburst...R realization......(Back to Case 2 )
Sid's temper is directly
proportional to Ridhimma Modi's silence...E.g. After holi, when
Ridhimma offered glass after glass of water to a drunk Sid quietly inspite of him breaking each glass being offered instead of fataking him or giving a senior doc lecture, he lost his temper
Overall Marking : 85%
Special Commendation goes to : Leah
Overall Marking : 75%
Edited by Pocahontas - 11 May 2010 at 2:09am