Hello Infected people of AbHERLand:
Definition of Disease : An impairment of health or a condition of abnormal functioning.
Definition of Addiction: being abnormally tolerant to and dependent on something that is psychologically or physically habit-forming
an abnormally strong craving
Abheria disease: Condition of abnormal functioning of the infected person, showing abnormally strong craving for Abeer and Leher, Completely dependent psychologically on YPNHK and exhibiting signs of craziness which can be understood only by other infected forum people.
This is an infectious disease spread by TV or the internet.
The disease is summarised by this song :
Sardee khasi na malaria hua...
dekho yaaro hamko
Abheria hua Abheria hua
sardi khaansi na maleriyaa huaa
main gayaa yaaron mujhako
love love love
Abheriyaa huaa -3
usake muhalle mein jaake
haay yaaron dil meraa kho gayaa
katatii nahi ab to raaten
haay jaane kyaa mujhako ho gayaa
rahu khoyaa khoyaa, jagu soyaa soyaa -2
kaam kartii dawaa naa duaa
love love love ...
Doctor pareshaan hain saare
haay jhak hakeemon ne maarii
???? nahi dekho phir bhii ???
haay kaisi hai ye beemaari
dard jaataa nahi, chain aataa nahi -2
kaam karati dawaa naa duaa
love love love...
Self-diagnosis- How do you know if you have Abheria? Check out the symptoms, even if 3 symptoms exist then CONGRATS (or Sorry?) But you have Abheria!
This is Abheria or Yaraveria...No cure....You'll just get used to living with it, initially a feeling of denial and confusion but slowly one gets used to it and feels improvement in the condition by discussing with other infected people at the forum.(IF - Infected Forum )
- You dont eat or sleep well,
- You have severe violent tendencies- You keep writing Abeer Omi, every chance you get
- You keep cursing Daadi
- You keep dreaming of ways to kul
- Some days unusually intense and sustained sadness
- Some very good days, you keep smiling crazily like this
- Your family starts missing you,
- You wake up all odd hours of the night, jump onto lappie and write furiously
- You look lost and others ask you "What's wrong with you?" You smile crazily
- On Fri, Sat and Sun, You walk as if Life has lost all meaning
- At office, once social you want to eat lunch all alone, but will be seen typing viciously or watching moonily at your cell which has video provision!
- You avoid stepping out anytime YPNHK episodes are uploading
- Some days, your blushing as if ....
Symptoms differ from person-to-person so you all infected ones can keep adding more symptoms
SEVERE CASES : When severity of Abheria disease increases and enters the near-fatal stage, some more symptoms are manifested. This severe Abheria disease is called YARAVERIA!
Infected persons start shouting Jai-ho Yarav intermittently,They think of Gaurav and Yami instead of Abeer and Leher, They visualise every available romantic song out there with Gaurav and Yami,some talented infected ones make Yarav VMs, some drive and cry imagining Veer-Zaara "Do pal ruka" type songs on Yarav, some start waiting for Yarav interviews and sit before the TV whole day, without a life and wait for interviews or any mention of Yarav and then they visit IF (Infected Forum) to update the fellow-diseased Yaraverians. Some who are out of India, wait, and wait and google and join any sites for more Yarav info, some collect every email id possible to spam them for more interviews and some others keep asking all IF wale to comment on fanpages etc!
Edited by regularinfo - 07 May 2010 at 11:52am